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TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

JUL 29, 2011 11:54 PM

FreakPirate said:

hammer63 said:

If everyone had a gun people would be more polite.



No they wouldn't.



Seriously. This is the dumbest and most annoying shit ever. And it's almost ONLY EVER SPOKEN BY AMERICANS.

WHO HAVE NEVER TRAVELLED.

People who are not stupid, and have travelled to different parts of the world, learn quickly that there is no effective correlation between rates of gun ownership and levels of politeness one encounters from strangers.

None.

Anyone want to contradict me, cite the studies and the evidence. Thanks.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

JUL 29, 2011 11:55 PM

motorfirebox said:
I don't think this thread has wrecked badly enough. Is there some way to involve race in the discussion?


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
If only white people were allowed to carry guns, black people would be more polite?

blackeyed


catflap

catflap

United Kingdom
October 2011

JUL 30, 2011 03:47 AM

RudieCantFail said:
Because if it was on a mediocre science fiction TV show, it's obviously a good idea on how to run a society.



i know, right?

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL
July 2005

JUL 30, 2011 05:15 AM

HOW IS THIS SEX TALK?

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Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JUL 30, 2011 07:34 AM

Mr_Matt_ said:
HOW IS THIS SEX TALK?

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Some people will masturbate to anything.

hammer63

hammer63

USA
January 2008

JUL 30, 2011 08:03 AM

Gunfire would keep you from hearing the honking. biggrin

grayness

grayness

USA
January 2006

JUL 30, 2011 08:33 AM

The politest society...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

is the one that defines "polite"as "what people are already doing, anyway".


RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUL 30, 2011 08:38 AM

Coyotemike said:

Mr_Matt_ said:
HOW IS THIS SEX TALK?

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Some people will masturbate to anything.



Rule #34

Otoki

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

JUL 30, 2011 11:42 AM

Thistle said:

Comic_Guy said:
Stop the car and talk to her like a man.



NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONONONONONON.

THIS IS EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN WHO ARE JUST MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS, TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE ON FOOT. SAVE YOUR COME-ONS FOR AN APPROPRIATE VENUE SUCH AS A BAR OR PARTY.

I REPEAT: DO NOT STOP THE CAR TO TALK TO STRANGE WOMEN.



I'm just a nice guy, being conscientious and hitting on women from my car.

What's wrong with that?

They'd be carrying guns, so they'll know they're safe!

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

JUL 30, 2011 11:55 AM

Otoki said:

Thistle said:

Comic_Guy said:
Stop the car and talk to her like a man.



NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONONONONONON.

THIS IS EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN WHO ARE JUST MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS, TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE ON FOOT. SAVE YOUR COME-ONS FOR AN APPROPRIATE VENUE SUCH AS A BAR OR PARTY.

I REPEAT: DO NOT STOP THE CAR TO TALK TO STRANGE WOMEN.



I'm just a nice guy, being conscientious and hitting on women from my car.

What's wrong with that?

They'd be carrying guns, so they'll know they're safe!


Maybe hop out and choke 'em a little, to see if they're into erotic asphyxiation! If they are, they'll thank me.

Accuser

Accuser

Scottsdale, AZ
October 2006

AUG 03, 2011 12:10 AM

motorfirebox said:

Otoki said:

Thistle said:

Comic_Guy said:
Stop the car and talk to her like a man.



NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONONONONONON.

THIS IS EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN WHO ARE JUST MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS, TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE ON FOOT. SAVE YOUR COME-ONS FOR AN APPROPRIATE VENUE SUCH AS A BAR OR PARTY.

I REPEAT: DO NOT STOP THE CAR TO TALK TO STRANGE WOMEN.



I'm just a nice guy, being conscientious and hitting on women from my car.

What's wrong with that?

They'd be carrying guns, so they'll know they're safe!


Maybe hop out and choke 'em a little, to see if they're into erotic asphyxiation! If they are, they'll thank me.



Okay, that really made me laugh.
And it reminded me of this:

lectorvyal

lectorvyal

Australia
May 2006

AUG 03, 2011 03:02 AM

man this thread is going in a weird directiontongue

seriously, i used to know a guy who did this, we would be out driving, he would see some girls walking or whatever and the next thing i knew he would be half hanging out the window yelling something and honking the horn, it would annoy the crap out of me, car swerving all over the road and shit, i would usually just sink down in my seat and try to hide.

but he was a bit fucked up in the head....really smart but...just not normal

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

AUG 03, 2011 03:28 AM

Thistle said:

Comic_Guy said:
Stop the car and talk to her like a man.



NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONONONONONON.

THIS IS EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN WHO ARE JUST MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS, TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE ON FOOT. SAVE YOUR COME-ONS FOR AN APPROPRIATE VENUE SUCH AS A BAR OR PARTY.

I REPEAT: DO NOT STOP THE CAR TO TALK TO STRANGE WOMEN.



Oh my fucking god seriously.

Otoki

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

AUG 03, 2011 08:06 AM

Accuser said:

motorfirebox said:

Otoki said:

Thistle said:

Comic_Guy said:
Stop the car and talk to her like a man.



NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONONONONONON.

THIS IS EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN WHO ARE JUST MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS, TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE ON FOOT. SAVE YOUR COME-ONS FOR AN APPROPRIATE VENUE SUCH AS A BAR OR PARTY.

I REPEAT: DO NOT STOP THE CAR TO TALK TO STRANGE WOMEN.



I'm just a nice guy, being conscientious and hitting on women from my car.

What's wrong with that?

They'd be carrying guns, so they'll know they're safe!


Maybe hop out and choke 'em a little, to see if they're into erotic asphyxiation! If they are, they'll thank me.



Okay, that really made me laugh.
And it reminded me of this:


Love.

StrongDar

StrongDar

USA
April 2010

AUG 04, 2011 02:33 AM

_Elichrusos said:

Thistle said:
Comic_Guy said:
Stop the car and talk to her like a man.



NO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONONONONONON.

THIS IS EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING. DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN WHO ARE JUST MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS, TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE ON FOOT. SAVE YOUR COME-ONS FOR AN APPROPRIATE VENUE SUCH AS A BAR OR PARTY.

I REPEAT: DO NOT STOP THE CAR TO TALK TO STRANGE WOMEN.



There is something almost terrifying about a car slowing to a crawl just at the edges of your periphery.

LoL, I wonder if it's some sort of parade-syndrome that takes over a person while on the road beside the slower-moving pedestrian.




StrongDar

StrongDar

USA
April 2010

AUG 04, 2011 02:55 AM

As in the people in the car just start feeling that they're in a parade. Also, people should focus on their driving.

TheRightBastard

TheRightBastard

San Francisco, CA
November 2006

AUG 06, 2011 06:23 PM

Nixon said:
You have to be kidding, right?

It's fucking OBNOXIOUS. It's rude, agressive, annoying, and even threatening. It makes me hate walking down the street, and is one of the main reasons I often do so in a large men's hoodie with it pulled down over my face. It ruins my fucking walk and makes me want to punch people.

Does that answer your question?



What Nix said. Don't be a douche.

TheRightBastard

TheRightBastard

San Francisco, CA
November 2006

AUG 06, 2011 06:25 PM


hoorayparade

hoorayparade

USA
May 2006

AUG 06, 2011 11:20 PM

Rory_B_Bellows said:

catflap said:

hammer63 said:
What about the guy who pats you on the ass as you walk by?

As a guy, I NEVER understood why any guy would think a woman would respond positively to being assaulted.



Guys do that? Pat the ass of random girls when walking past them? blackeyed



That's news to me.



I had a guy grab my ass in Wal-Mart once. I turned around in shock and he and his friend were laughing hysterically. It was awesome. blackeyed

StrongDar

StrongDar

USA
April 2010

AUG 14, 2011 02:40 AM

hoorayparade said:

Rory_B_Bellows said:

catflap said:

hammer63 said:
What about the guy who pats you on the ass as you walk by?

As a guy, I NEVER understood why any guy would think a woman would respond positively to being assaulted.



Guys do that? Pat the ass of random girls when walking past them? blackeyed



That's news to me.



I had a guy grab my ass in Wal-Mart once. I turned around in shock and he and his friend were laughing hysterically. It was awesome. blackeyed



That's insane. They are probably dead now, or carrying their bellies in a wheel barrow on the way to the doctors.

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