You've been a bad girl - what is your punishment?

Ok - so you have been bad? What is your punishment?

Me I vote for:

1. A good old fashioned spanking.

2. Ice cubes - no one likes the cold right?

3. Controlled orgams - seriously? you can/t wait till I tell ya?

4. You, Me, and a spreader bar makes three

Lol - well maybe those arnt all punishment - what is your fav? or least fav?

5-10 years in a maximum security center with no visitation and up to twenty three hours of cell isolation daily.

Also, John Tesh.

wow - john tesh is tough - that would be a bad punishment

7-8 years in a minimum-security facility. Visitation rights and some level of amenities, but with the cold gnawing doubts that the real world is passing you by outside that window and the lead weight in your stomach of knowing your life will never be as easy as it was before you went in and you'll be lucky to hold even the most basic of minimum wage jobs and, let's face it, you're not exactly getting any younger.

Anything less and I just can't get off.

Are you a virgin?

You are, aren't you?

What's his punishment?

You forgot a gut full of pruno.

Oh wait, that is his punishment. Whoops.

Oh God, it'd taken a lot of work to forget about Pruno, you son of a bitch. But what's Pruno without a nice whiff of Jenkem to wash it down?

Reading this is punishment enough.

I'm really more of a spraypaint-and-rag kinda guy.

Translation:

I see your John Tesh, and raise you David Hasselhof.

This thread has given me gas. As a punishement . . . DUTCH OVEN!!!!

I don't understand why this thread has turned into one where everyone tries to say something funny and posts weird photos... how was this one of those threads?

By the way there's a BDSM group, ThePreppyDom

ANY thread can be one of those threads . . . particularly when SP replies first.

plus...you know....we're assholes

My guess is looking at your outfit?

Did you have a difficult relationship with your mother?

I am so sorry but you gentlemen are armatures, you have not lived long enough to know the truly annoying who can serve as real punishment. Punishment at a level never seen before or seen since his death. I give you....

<---- derailing threads since '02.