embarrassing/ funny moments

so i'm writing an article and need ideas to example some embarrassing things that can happen during sex.......

i am not using names or anything to identify people, i am just trying to get an idea of what has happened to some other people. things to laugh at and learn from.

help please!

a girl farted while i was going down on her in college.

does that count?

I found the funny part, kids!

nice one, dude. real original...

Back in college I was having sex with my then-girlfriend in her dorm room. Her parents made a surprise visit...and I had to get dressed & get out of Dodge pronto. In the rush & confusion...I grabbed HER jeans by mistake and went hopping down the hall with a tiny pair of girl jeans...that wouldn't go much higher than my knees.

My first time. I couldn't, er, find the point of entry. It was lower down than I expected it.

Let's Get Messy! The myth or miracle of squirting.

I wrote an article on MY first embarrassing moment. I dont' want ya'll thinking that I'm just asking for giggles. This is a legit request.

"That's not iiiiiiiiiiiiit"

My boy learnt the hard way that you need your head up the right way to give oral... else you end up with your nose up her bottom.

One time I had a dude tied to his bed naked and was sitting back eating Cheetos watching my glorious capture. Then his cousin walked into his room without knocking. Probably not as embarrassing for me as it was for him.

Queefing during doggie style is always a little embarrassing.

Is having sex with a girl in a room with Precious Moments wallpaper embarrassing?

No, but having sex with a Precious Moments figurine is.

Those were safely housed in the display case in the living room.

^^ so long as you didn't have to push a shit ton of penguin dolls off the bed or mimick giving a penguin oral..... i think ur good

i wish i lived your life.

numerous!

an ex shat a bit in my bed after a drunken passionate session.. and blamed it on my dog!

ever had your girl attempt to take all of you and not be able to control the gag reflex? yep.. that sucked.. orange juice on the way back up smells like chemical death.. so that is exactly what my dick smelled like.

and finally, the first time i tried to feel up a girl's boob i ended up quite excitedly caressing her shoulder for some ungodly embarrassing number of minutes.. thinking to myself.. 'where the hell is this girl's nipple?'.. i was 13 and we were tangled in sleeping bags amongst other kids all on the pull... so i can forgive myself the idiocy and gaff.

wow that is crazy!

ok, so how did you all move passed the embarrassing stuff?

was it a big deal ?:

It's just life! :-)

How do you know what your dick smelled like?

must be a flexible young man.

have you checked I'm so bad a sex.com? Someone started a thread about it awhile ago.

during a particularly passionate night of sex one night, she was moaning and calls out to me "oh Josh"
...
My name is Bryan.

"Last night you were dreaming and I heard you say,
'Oh Johnny', when you know my name is Ray!"

she must have had a pretty tiny point of entry

One of my first blow jobs was in the basement of my GF's basement. Things were going really well and I was starting to climax when her father (a former boxer and total large bad ass) knocked at the door of the room we were in and a second later opened the door. I had time to pull my jeans up as he opened the door. I was standing there ejaculating in my pants as he talked to his daughter