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clovesbud

clovesbud

Los Angeles, CA
September 2002

JUL 11, 2009 01:48 PM

When women are talking amongst themselves, I know there is no subject off limits, but do a guy's nuts ever come up? I've had many, many close female friends and they talk about dicks and sex non-stop. But, I've never heard a girl say "Man, Ritchie has some killer balls. I've never seen such fantastic nuts in my life."

Now, I think the subject does come up, but only in the negative. Like, if a guy has weird balls that are way too big, or hang down to his knees or are two different sizes. Then, you have ball talk. But, probably not a lot positive is ever said about chin bumpers. They're just kinda there. Hangin' around.
whatever

wyldechylde

wyldechylde

San Jose, CA
November 2004

JUL 11, 2009 02:09 PM

Trust me dude, there is a VERY good reason why you're the only one who asked this question in public.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

JUL 11, 2009 02:12 PM

I have never in my life discussed this or heard this discussed. I'm sure there are some fetishists out there, but I've never met one.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

JUL 11, 2009 02:13 PM

Um...are you feeling down because balls aren't as much of a topic as you'd like them to be or.....?

And why would it ever matter? How often do you discuss a girl's labia unless it's in a negative manner? "Oh, dude...her inner labia protrude..." I don't hear many guys saying what they like about a pussy...just that it's a "nice pussy." How is this any different?

How come girls aren't starting threads about, "why don't you talk about _____ part of my lady bits?" Oh, maybe they don't give a fuck.

surreal

ZakSmith

ZakSmith

Los Angeles, CA
August 2003

JUL 11, 2009 02:23 PM

I don't know if this topic is discussed when women are alone, but I know it's discussed when there are several women in the room and only one guy who's half asleep who they're all pretty used to and who isn't saying anything.

Specifically, one said she didn't like saggy balls and another girl said she didn't like balls period and she wishes she had a cock but not one with balls.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

JUL 11, 2009 02:24 PM

About the only conversation I regularly hear about balls is that they are usually all ugly, the ladies all agree, then the subject is done.

Adria

Adria

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 11, 2009 02:32 PM

I've been with a group of girls--no guys around--and we were talking about balls, and what, if anything, to do with them when they're in your face, or near your face.

One girl likes them, all kinds, and likes to play with them and put them in her mouth.

Another girl said she hates them and ignores them completely.

I don't like saggy balls, but I like nice...tight ones (hard to find the right word there) and will play with ones I like during sex.

The eldest among us, married, in her late 30ies or early 40ies pretty much agreed with the first girl.

Also---sometimes at the gym---when balls become visible---that starts a conversation about balls.

Maybe my friends are just perverts though. tongue

clovesbud

clovesbud

Los Angeles, CA
September 2002

JUL 11, 2009 02:39 PM

Gym Balls! I have witnessed gym balls myself and I can vouch that they are funny 100% of the time.

Adria said:
I've been with a group of girls--no guys around--and we were talking about balls, and what, if anything, to do with them when they're in your face, or near your face.

One girl likes them, all kinds, and likes to play with them and put them in her mouth.

Another girl said she hates them and ignores them completely.

I don't like saggy balls, but I like nice...tight ones (hard to find the right word there) and will play with ones I like during sex.

The eldest among us, married, in her late 30ies or early 40ies pretty much agreed with the first girl.

Also---sometimes at the gym---when balls become visible---that starts a conversation about balls.

Maybe my friends are just perverts though. tongue



SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUL 11, 2009 02:42 PM

I always fill my ball room, the event is never small, the social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all...

Mandalay

Mandalay

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUL 11, 2009 02:53 PM

Shalome said:
I have never in my life discussed this or heard this discussed. I'm sure there are some fetishists out there, but I've never met one.



same here.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

JUL 11, 2009 02:54 PM

Meh. Unless they're weird in some way, none of my friends ever discuss them. I doubt anyone I know is grossed out by them, though.

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 11, 2009 03:01 PM

No one cares about balls.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

JUL 11, 2009 03:11 PM

Thistle said:
No one cares about balls.



Except Adria's friends, apparently. biggrin

clovesbud

clovesbud

Los Angeles, CA
September 2002

JUL 11, 2009 03:16 PM

That's what I thought. Talk about a body part in dire need of a good publicist.

Thistle said:
No one cares about balls.



clovesbud

clovesbud

Los Angeles, CA
September 2002

JUL 11, 2009 03:19 PM

Yup. They have to be weird, or missing, to get anyone's attention. I know a guy named Michael who, because of some disorder, had balls the size of actual, literal cantaloupes. He showed my ex and I at a restaurant and we never stopped talking about them. And yes, he wore baggy sweatpants all the time.

Morgan said:
Meh. Unless they're weird in some way, none of my friends ever discuss them. I doubt anyone I know is grossed out by them, though.



unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUL 11, 2009 03:45 PM

clovesbud said:
Yup. They have to be weird, or missing, to get anyone's attention. I know a guy named Michael who, because of some disorder, had balls the size of actual, literal cantaloupes. He showed my ex and I at a restaurant and we never stopped talking about them. And yes, he wore baggy sweatpants all the time.



Did you hold them for charity? Or fancy dress? Did you hold them for pleasure?

clovesbud

clovesbud

Los Angeles, CA
September 2002

JUL 11, 2009 04:03 PM

You know, I should have asked Cynthia to hold them, just for historical value. But, we were too mesmerized. And it was right in the middle of the dining room at The Rainbow!

unravled said:

clovesbud said:
Yup. They have to be weird, or missing, to get anyone's attention. I know a guy named Michael who, because of some disorder, had balls the size of actual, literal cantaloupes. He showed my ex and I at a restaurant and we never stopped talking about them. And yes, he wore baggy sweatpants all the time.



Did you hold them for charity? Or fancy dress? Did you hold them for pleasure?



unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JUL 11, 2009 04:14 PM

clovesbud said:

unravled said:

clovesbud said:
Yup. They have to be weird, or missing, to get anyone's attention. I know a guy named Michael who, because of some disorder, had balls the size of actual, literal cantaloupes. He showed my ex and I at a restaurant and we never stopped talking about them. And yes, he wore baggy sweatpants all the time.



Did you hold them for charity? Or fancy dress? Did you hold them for pleasure?



You know, I should have asked Cynthia to hold them, just for historical value. But, we were too mesmerized. And it was right in the middle of the dining room at The Rainbow!



It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

JUL 11, 2009 04:27 PM

Thistle said:
No one cares about balls.



i'm quite fond of mine, at the very least.

hor

hor

USA
June 2005

JUL 11, 2009 04:54 PM

Shalome said:

Thistle said:
No one cares about balls.



Except Adria's friends, apparently. biggrin


And people who want to have babies.

Oracle

Oracle

Courtenay, BC
September 2003

JUL 11, 2009 06:14 PM

atomicant said:

Thistle said:
No one cares about balls.



i'm quite fond of mine, at the very least.



funny, I don't really think about mine until I accidently sit on them.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JUL 11, 2009 06:16 PM

I think we've had this discussion before.

Years ago, I was talking to an ex about nothing in particular and out of nowhere she mentioned she missed my balls. Aside from that statement not being relevant to the conversation, I was a bit taken aback by the comment. It had never occurred to me that women really regarded them at all. I asked her what she specifically "missed" and she told me that would bounce on her when we fucked and that enhanced the experience for her.

Tangentially, I've met a woman or two who really enjoyed sucking and/or licking them. I don't remember it being anything extra-exciting for me but whatever.

Bonus anecdote:
I told the story above to a room full of people during a particularly intense night of partying in a shitty motel in Vegas. I was then encouraged to expose my glorious testicles to the assembled audience of friends and strangers. Many pictures were taken with disposable cameras. By the end of the trip, everyone had lost their cameras.

WyldeSage

WyldeSage

I'm lost
June 2008

JUL 11, 2009 06:33 PM

No. ew.

clovesbud

clovesbud

Los Angeles, CA
September 2002

JUL 11, 2009 07:18 PM

Maybe the rhythmic bouncing of your glorious balls acted like a metronome for her.

A love metronome.

lil_tuffy said:
I asked her what she specifically "missed" and she told me that [they] would bounce on her when we fucked and that enhanced the experience for her.



Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 11, 2009 07:30 PM

lil_tuffy said:
that would bounce on her when we fucked and that enhanced the experience for her.



Yeah, that is a fun feature of balls, but since almost every dude has balls that can do that there is no need to discuss the various aspects of balls vis a vis their bouncing during intercourse.

However, I will amend my statement above: people care about balls but rarely enough to talk about them.

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