i haven't had sex in 4 months

RudieCantFail said:
Some of it's choice, but mostly it's extreme social anxiety. Also, I have very limited opportunities to meet women, and in my area there are very few single women with whom I would be compatible.

RudieCantFail said:

You live in a town called Intercourse for Fuck's sake. Hell, that isn't far from me. Next time Dracula's Ball comes to Philly we will get the ladies swarming all over you.

_hamlet_ said:
I'm coming up on 2 years in November with no signs of it changing anytime soon.

_hamlet_ said:
I'm coming up on 2 years in November with no signs of it changing anytime soon.

SexyBeast said:
I'm sorry to hear that. I once went six months and really felt like I was going nuts. I quit masturbating after two or three months. Then, finally, I got some oral, had sex with her a couple of weeks later, then married her a couple of years later... Now, I have a baby. I think the sex is supposed to stop now.

Drakyn said:

Dammit, I just saw Hamlet at the NJ Shakespeare theater and I Got a mad crush on Ophelia(After she Goes crazy). She came out in the 2nd act in nought but her frock and it was all I could do not to give a wolf whistle.

SexyBeast said:

I'm sorry to hear that. I once went six months and really felt like I was going nuts. I quit masturbating after two or three months. Then, finally, I got some oral, had sex with her a couple of weeks later, then married her a couple of years later... Now, I have a baby. I think the sex is supposed to stop now.

_hamlet_ said:

Wow! That's intense. I don't quite see the light at the end of this celibacy tunnel much less the happily ever after.... but happy for you.

Sovereign said:
and i feel..so....upset? no upset isn't the right word....cranky? yes....

its a bit depressing.

Drakyn said:

I used to date this girl who's greatest dream in life was to be a Stripper in Alaska.

That is why we're no longer dating. Not because she wanted to be a stripper, but because that was the most she wanted.

Anyway, if you're really hard up check the Strip clubs near the docks. I think she goes by "Dusty" Now

Corway said:

When I broke up with my ex a few months ago, I stopped masterbating immediately (this was not a conscious decision, it must have been emotionally / chemically driven).
After about 10 days, my balls were in real pain. Even if I was just lying down or sitting still, they would ache.
It was then that I realised I hadn't masterbated in almost 2 weeks and was getting serious Blue Balls.

So you quit masterbating for three-four months?
I couldn't even last two weeks.
Shameful.

Drakyn said:

MYTH: Men get Blue Balls by not having sex/Masturbating

TRUTH: Actually, it's more complicated than that. When a Man's Penis(or any gender's penis for that matter) becomes erect the balls will usually tighten against the body as blood pools in the genitals causing engorgement. While there is increased blood flow to the Genitals, once there the blood does not do much, as a result the blood that pools in the genitals becomes de-oxygenated over time, turning blue(Like how your veins are blue) Because your genitals are not getting enough oxygen they will begin to ache and shades of dark purple, then finally blue will appear.

The Blue in Blue Balls is just a sign that you've been hard for too long.

While sex can relieve blue balls, lack of it is not the cause. Too much time spent erect is the cause of Blue Balls. As a solution, Take cold showers, watch Baseball, or think about the time you Ran over the Mailman. Unless you are a deviant, this should help alleviate the situation.

There, I have just revealed one of the great secrets of the Male Species.

Now none of us can never use "Blue Balls" to guilt girls into sex again.

EDIT:: By the way, I'm not a doctor so no suing me if your balls fall off.

Drakyn said:

MYTH: Men get Blue Balls by not having sex/Masturbating

TRUTH: Actually, it's more complicated than that. When a Man's Penis(or any gender's penis for that matter) becomes erect the balls will usually tighten against the body as blood pools in the genitals causing engorgement. While there is increased blood flow to the Genitals, once there the blood does not do much, as a result the blood that pools in the genitals becomes de-oxygenated over time, turning blue(Like how your veins are blue) Because your genitals are not getting enough oxygen they will begin to ache and shades of dark purple, then finally blue will appear.

The Blue in Blue Balls is just a sign that you've been hard for too long.

While sex can relieve blue balls, lack of it is not the cause. Too much time spent erect is the cause of Blue Balls. As a solution, Take cold showers, watch Baseball, or think about the time you Ran over the Mailman. Unless you are a deviant, this should help alleviate the situation.

There, I have just revealed one of the great secrets of the Male Species.

Now none of us can never use "Blue Balls" to guilt girls into sex again.

EDIT:: By the way, I'm not a doctor so no suing me if your balls fall off.

Rika said:
And I've never had good sex. Ever. And probably never will.