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Sovereign

Sovereign

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

JUL 06, 2009 01:49 PM

and i feel..so....upset? no upset isn't the right word....cranky? yes....

its a bit depressing. confused whatever

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 06, 2009 01:53 PM

Flood of creepy offers and girl collectors in 3...2...1...

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 06, 2009 01:53 PM

How you doin'?

Sovereign

Sovereign

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

JUL 06, 2009 01:55 PM

LOL
not yet
plus im not the type of girlsmile

im alright...a little tired...ive noticed that even my energy is less as well frown

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 06, 2009 01:58 PM

Low on energy? Is sex your spinach, 'cause I wouldn't mind squeezing that can.


Yeah, that made me groan too. I have way too much free time on my hands today.

Sovereign

Sovereign

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

JUL 06, 2009 02:01 PM

i rolled my eyes a little but laughed
i have a horribly in the gutter mind
hah

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 06, 2009 02:05 PM

Being the sole responder is making me feel really creepy.

Prophecy fulfilled!

Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

JUL 06, 2009 02:06 PM

maybe you're not trying

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 06, 2009 02:08 PM

Maxx said:
maybe you're not trying



He makes a good point.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

JUL 06, 2009 02:23 PM

I haven't had sex in 4 days. I'm feeling testicular bloat.

Sovereign

Sovereign

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

JUL 06, 2009 02:25 PM

mydogfarted said:
I haven't had sex in 4 days. I'm feeling testicular bloat.



is that possible?

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JUL 06, 2009 02:32 PM

Not a single Beavorton joke yet?

Y'all are slippin.'

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 06, 2009 02:33 PM

Sovereign said:

mydogfarted said:
I haven't had sex in 4 days. I'm feeling testicular bloat.



is that possible?



Passive bragging? Totally possible.

lil_tuffy said:
Not a single Beavorton joke yet?

Y'all are slippin.'



I see what you did there.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 06, 2009 02:33 PM

Perhaps it's a matter of supply vs. demand. I mean...there must already be a ton of beaver where you live.

(Happy, Tuffy?)

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

JUL 06, 2009 02:36 PM

mydogfarted said:
I haven't had sex in 4 days. I'm feeling testicular bloat.



That I haven't had sex in 4 days? I was married for 11 years. I've gone months without sex.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JUL 06, 2009 02:38 PM

mydogfarted said:

mydogfarted said:
I haven't had sex in 4 days. I'm feeling testicular bloat.



That I haven't had sex in 4 days? I was married for 11 years. I've gone months without sex.



I think she was referring to "testicular bloat."

And, no, that is not a real condition.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 06, 2009 02:40 PM

lil_tuffy said:

mydogfarted said:

mydogfarted said:
I haven't had sex in 4 days. I'm feeling testicular bloat.



That I haven't had sex in 4 days? I was married for 11 years. I've gone months without sex.



I think she was referring to "testicular bloat."

And, no, that is not a real condition.



You tell my balls that, tuffy. You tell my balls that.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JUL 06, 2009 02:56 PM

According to wikipedia...

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 06, 2009 03:03 PM

Too much testicular bloat can kill you FYI.

Foolish_Hyena

Foolish_Hyena

Hughesville, MD
April 2009

JUL 06, 2009 03:04 PM

If only it were 4 months for me.

Sovereign

Sovereign

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

JUL 06, 2009 10:27 PM

lil_tuffy said:
Not a single Beavorton joke yet?

Y'all are slippin.'



lol i know right. its such a lame sounding town. i just moved here from petaluma CA...tuffy thats near you

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUL 07, 2009 08:26 AM

Sovereign said:

lil_tuffy said:
Not a single Beavorton joke yet?

Y'all are slippin.'



lol i know right. its such a lame sounding town. i just moved here from petaluma CA...tuffy thats near you



Oh god, Petaluma. Good move.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

JUL 07, 2009 08:35 AM

lil_tuffy said:
Not a single Beavorton joke yet?

Y'all are slippin.'



Wow, I'm slow. I just got this.

min

min

I'm lost
June 2009

JUL 07, 2009 08:52 AM

lil_tuffy said:
According to wikipedia...


Wiki is convincing my balls of anything.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JUL 07, 2009 12:11 PM

I get cranky after only a few days. But I imagine after long enough, the crankiness would just become my normal thing. Then I would have sex again and be all super happy and people would wonder WTF happened to me.

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