i haven't had sex in 4 months

and i feel..so....upset? no upset isn't the right word....cranky? yes....

its a bit depressing.

Flood of creepy offers and girl collectors in 3...2...1...

How you doin'?

LOL
not yet
plus im not the type of girl

im alright...a little tired...ive noticed that even my energy is less as well

Low on energy? Is sex your spinach, 'cause I wouldn't mind squeezing that can.


Yeah, that made me groan too. I have way too much free time on my hands today.

i rolled my eyes a little but laughed
i have a horribly in the gutter mind
hah

Being the sole responder is making me feel really creepy.

Prophecy fulfilled!

maybe you're not trying

He makes a good point.

I haven't had sex in 4 days. I'm feeling testicular bloat.

is that possible?

Passive bragging? Totally possible.

I see what you did there.

Perhaps it's a matter of supply vs. demand. I mean...there must already be a ton of beaver where you live.

(Happy, Tuffy?)

That I haven't had sex in 4 days? I was married for 11 years. I've gone months without sex.

You tell my balls that, tuffy. You tell my balls that.

Too much testicular bloat can kill you FYI.

If only it were 4 months for me.

lol i know right. its such a lame sounding town. i just moved here from petaluma CA...tuffy thats near you

Oh god, Petaluma. Good move.

Wow, I'm slow. I just got this.

Wiki is convincing my balls of anything.

I get cranky after only a few days. But I imagine after long enough, the crankiness would just become my normal thing. Then I would have sex again and be all super happy and people would wonder WTF happened to me.