Longest time you've gone down on a partner

A paltry 110ish minutes, marked only by the start and finish of a film I looked up the length of.

So patrons of SG, amaze me with your endurance!

what do you want, a cookie?

I imagine he wants some deep breaths first. Then maybe a toothbrush.

until she tapped me on the head.

Yes please. Wait, what flavour?

You're missing the sarcasm on this one.

You're concerned about flavour after you spend 2 hours going down on someone? After you've long since used up any flavour good or bad and all you can taste is empty skin, the texture of your own tongue, and the bitter realization that no one on this site was fooled by your blatant look-at-me grab for affirmation?
Oatmeal raisin.

Yep, can never compromise cookie flavour.

Awww, you think I'm an attention whore. Should we hug now? Will that make things better?

*hug*

You're trying too hard.

Although is there anything more blatant than the self-satisfaction of shooting someone down after a fairly innocuous question?

Plus the incident in question was nearly a year ago. I hope my thread allowed you to get something off your chest and you feel better because of it.

He is asking a fair and fun thread. Anyone?

Longest someone went down on me was like an hour straight - we were watching Southpark Imaginationland - or more like I was watching

Apparently, the other guy wasted an hour.

lol interesting, wasn't that a trilogy though?

So you were allowed to watch cartoons while being fellated. She sounds like a keeper.

Haha. I went down on a girl while she drank wine and watched Batman. She said it was the greatest thing ever.

What a marvelous oxymoron of adult sensibility and childish enthusiasm.

6 months, followed by flames and an explosion.

5 Years.

I'm. still. going.

Morgan Wins...thread over.

As long as it took to make her orgasm multiple times. So like, 47 seconds.

LOL thanks for the laugh....


SInce we are tooting our own horns, never mind most people stop doing that after we get pubs..

If a woman had a pub in her vagina, I'd go down on her all day. Then I'd start a fight with another patron and end up vomiting in the alley out back.

Until she woke me up.