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JUN 17, 2009 06:35 PM
My mom stood outside my door [I didn't have a door, technically, but a curtain in the doorway.. at our old house] thinking she was listening to me and my ex fooling around or having sex. But really, it was just me. And afterwards, she said something snarky or clever about him having to go / not being allowed back .. us being caught or in trouble. Something.
And there was a big dramatic pause, because I realized what she'd clearly just heard, and that I'd have to out myself. And I was like. "Yep. Um, .. well. He went home about two hours ago. .. Just me in here. :/"
She poked her head in to verify, and .. poked her head right back out. Hahahaha. 
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I'm lost
June 2009
JUN 18, 2009 07:49 AM
Chryseis said:
My mom stood outside my door [I didn't have a door, technically, but a curtain in the doorway.. at our old house] thinking she was listening to me and my ex fooling around or having sex. But really, it was just me. And afterwards, she said something snarky or clever about him having to go / not being allowed back .. us being caught or in trouble. Something.
And there was a big dramatic pause, because I realized what she'd clearly just heard, and that I'd have to out myself. And I was like. "Yep. Um, .. well. He went home about two hours ago. .. Just me in here. :/"
She poked her head in to verify, and .. poked her head right back out. Hahahaha.
That's great! Who was more embarrassed your mom or you?
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I'm lost
June 2009
JUN 18, 2009 08:07 AM
Not too long ago my wife and my sister went for "girl's day", so I'm jacking it to some shitty porn and they fucking both walk in on me with my dick in my hand. None of us knew what to do. They froze, I ran to the bed room but left the fucking porn on. They fucking died laughing and still make a production of coming back from girl's day. I have faithfully gotten a call from my wife telling me they'll be home about 15 minutes before the arrive...lol
I'll never live it down.
JUN 18, 2009 08:09 AM
min said:
Chryseis said:
My mom stood outside my door [I didn't have a door, technically, but a curtain in the doorway.. at our old house] thinking she was listening to me and my ex fooling around or having sex. But really, it was just me. And afterwards, she said something snarky or clever about him having to go / not being allowed back .. us being caught or in trouble. Something.
And there was a big dramatic pause, because I realized what she'd clearly just heard, and that I'd have to out myself. And I was like. "Yep. Um, .. well. He went home about two hours ago. .. Just me in here. :/"
She poked her head in to verify, and .. poked her head right back out. Hahahaha.
That's great! Who was more embarrassed your mom or you?
We both went the denial route.. I didn't go downstairs for the rest of the night, etc. UNFORTUNATELY, I've heard way worse from her, .. so I really didn't have much to be embarrassed about. 
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I'm lost
June 2009
JUN 18, 2009 08:11 AM
Chryseis said:
min said:
Chryseis said:
My mom stood outside my door [I didn't have a door, technically, but a curtain in the doorway.. at our old house] thinking she was listening to me and my ex fooling around or having sex. But really, it was just me. And afterwards, she said something snarky or clever about him having to go / not being allowed back .. us being caught or in trouble. Something.
And there was a big dramatic pause, because I realized what she'd clearly just heard, and that I'd have to out myself. And I was like. "Yep. Um, .. well. He went home about two hours ago. .. Just me in here. :/"
She poked her head in to verify, and .. poked her head right back out. Hahahaha.
That's great! Who was more embarrassed your mom or you?
We both went the denial route.. I didn't go downstairs for the rest of the night, etc. UNFORTUNATELY, I've heard way worse from her, .. so I really didn't have much to be embarrassed about.
that's just
wrong!
TheRevolutionary
San Diego, CA
June 2004
MAY 08, 2009 10:14 PM