Guys? Toilet seat question.

I leave the toilet seat up as a protest against the feminist movement...Not really, but I did tell that to a girl once just to piss her off. It worked.

As I live by myself, and no one ever comes over, I can leave my seat up as I please. If I use someone else's, I always leave it in the down position. It's hard work, but I somehow manage to get through it.

I honestly don't care if the seat is up or down. It takes a fraction of a second to look and make any necessary adjustments. I've never fallen in (except for being drunk, but that would have happened regardless). I'm pretty sure the boy that shares my toilet feels the same way.

I thnk it's just a control issue.

I go by the "Leave it as it was" rule. If it was up when I got there, it stays up. If it was down, down it goes.

It's Physics.....and so i can get piss on the underside of the seat. Piss belongs on the bottom of the seat, hamburgers belong on the top shelf. Physics.

I wonder why apartment bathrooms don't come with urinals?

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You left a spot.

I posted in the wrong thread.I wasn't wearing my monocle!

Seat goes down when I flush so it is always in the down position