Ever broken furniture?

i broke down a door once, check that, twice.

She broke the bedframe by holding onto it for dear life.

We broke the toilet loose from the ground in a hotel once

A car is kind of like furniture, right?

We knocked our headboard off the frame.. that was bolted in

I broke my Mother's couch when I still lived at home!

An ex ripped the towel rod out of my shower, does that count?

box spring. and the bed came off the frame. she was bruised from one knee to the other the next morning. i almost felt bad.

split the dashboard of my car

My ex's bed, which was a family heirloom and had been brought over from China.

Let's see...

Side arm of at least 2 couches.
Headboards.
Coffee table.
Beds:
* Bent entire wheel of hotel metal bed frame in.
* Our current frame which is why it's now just "box spring-to-hardwood floor." We're done with frames.

I've broken a futon but you know those frames are like Balsa wood or something.

I bought 2 beach/lawn chairs and a tv stand from Walmart both broke within a year, and the tv stand didn't survive 3 moves.

A day bed that I would share awkwardly with this girl I was with a long time ago. We shook it to pieces, kicked out bars, bent it getting rough with bondage and ended throwing it out on the curb for the trashmen.

not furniture exactly, but a tombstone

I put a hole in my box spring and my bed has a divot in it. I guess we should have had our fun in more places.

Broke a bed. We are now working on breaking bed #2!

well an oldie I never added to...I ripped a towel rod out of the wall cumming from a bj a while back

i've broken a picnic table and a barstool!

Broke my girlfriends bed once....sadly it was because I sat on it and not doing anything fun.

Bed, car rear-view mirror, table glass, chair....

Bed (I have had to replace the boards under mine more then I care to count), Chair, Table. And while it didn't break completely we definitely cracked a sliding glass door once. Ah Memories.