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grover

grover

Beaverton, OR
August 2003

DEC 07, 2003 05:54 PM

My gf and I broke her bed once... smile

Not that big a deal - it was pretty old and rickety. Quite a shock, but then we couldn't stop laughing...

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

DEC 07, 2003 05:55 PM

I broke a chair trying to jump over a fire pit once. The legs cracked on my third jump. So we stopped using the chair. Still made 2 more successful jumps. biggrin

philz

philz

Sweden
August 2003

DEC 07, 2003 06:01 PM

broke bed, yeah. didn't start any threads about it though wink

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

DEC 07, 2003 06:03 PM

Silvercord grabbed our hotel bed's headboard during some wild burninating and ended up ripping it out of the wall. We still laugh about it. smile

matt_organic

matt_organic

United Kingdom
September 2003

DEC 07, 2003 06:09 PM

Broke my bed in my second year of university. It was a crappy little camp bed in a tiny room. And yes, 'we' broke it. Doing 'that'.

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

DEC 07, 2003 06:09 PM

Me & barroomhero = 1
Coffee Table = 0

eeek love tongue

Jora

Jora

San Jose, CA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 07, 2003 06:11 PM

No, but I broke a wall with a piece of furniture. I was a little pissed. smile

Stiles

Stiles

Oakland, CA
November 2002

DEC 07, 2003 06:12 PM

Lesee...knocked pictures off walls, many random objects off tables and counters, overturned random furniture... but never broken any that I can remember.

There's always next week, though.

silvercord

silvercord

Saginaw, MI
July 2003

DEC 07, 2003 06:21 PM

Yeah, that's actually the second headboard I've managed to dismember in similar fashion. Guess that's why I'll never buy a bed with a headboard...

witchhunter

witchhunter

Jackson, TN
February 2003

DEC 07, 2003 06:21 PM

I put my fist through the drywall in the middle of an orgasm once, and my girlfriend and I broke my tub (one of the legs fell off).

andyass

andyass

I'm lost
December 2003

DEC 07, 2003 07:19 PM

No furniture, but I've broken a lot of nintendo,supernintendo and ps2 controllers.
grrrrrr.

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

DEC 07, 2003 07:48 PM

I pulled on my blinds so hard I broke the plastic thing they sit in... as in in half, not just off the screws. Oops. I've also rocked a dorm desk chair too hard, to the point of falling apart. Ouch.

toria

toria

Canada
September 2003

DEC 07, 2003 07:53 PM

Ripped a water pipe out of the wall.... shouldn't have been holding on to it.... we quickly zipped up, soaked, and ran out of the bar. And haven't been back since. I can't pay for serious water damage whatever

notanemoboy

notanemoboy

Hillsborough, NC
August 2003

DEC 07, 2003 08:01 PM

leaned back in a chair to look at a girl... it broke.
was kinda emberrising.
blush

BottleCaps

BottleCaps

Portland, OR
November 2003

DEC 07, 2003 08:22 PM

Busted my bed frame. We still used it though so we did it lopsided from there on. Sometimes we would gradually slide towards the wall and it usually resulted in minor injuries.

ChaosMachine

ChaosMachine

Bloomington, IN
May 2003

DEC 07, 2003 08:29 PM

we were getting rough and rolling through the hallway and we fell into my roomates' room and i put my back through a glass table. broke into a million pieces and bent the brass frame .

MarquisMark

MarquisMark

Azerbaijan
April 2003

DEC 07, 2003 08:34 PM

Broke a chair once.

richiedagger

richiedagger

I'm lost
July 2003

DEC 07, 2003 08:34 PM

2 beds, a couch, a lamp, and an alarm clock...just pretty standard shit

[Edited on Dec 07, 2003 by richiedagger]

rockepidemic

rockepidemic

Kansas City, MO
December 2002

DEC 07, 2003 08:55 PM

My first futon's frame fell victim to some tomfoolery.

Room 114 of a local hotel had a damaged headboard. And a rather sizable dent in the wall from her jumping at me. love

I'd say I miss that last girl but the only thing possible between the two of us is a hate fuck, and that's not too likely in itself. frown

JustSayFaux

JustSayFaux

San Francisco, CA
November 2002

DEC 07, 2003 10:16 PM

breaking beds? never done it... whatever blush

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

DEC 07, 2003 10:21 PM

I broke a nail once.

tarbaby

tarbaby

I'm lost
April 2003

DEC 07, 2003 10:25 PM

JustSayFaux said:
breaking beds? never done it... whatever blush





tongue tongue tongue

Dopalganger

Dopalganger

Drury, MA
January 2003

DEC 07, 2003 10:36 PM

when i backpacked thru europe, i humped a welsh chic on a sofa, which eventually gave way and became very loud.

she suggested we move from the 'seti' to the floor, i didn't know what a 'seti' was so i just kept on humpin' away until the sofa eventually collapsed. good times.

mQx

mqx

Seattle, WA
January 2003

DEC 07, 2003 10:42 PM

unravled said:
I broke a nail once.



Scratching them down someone's back, at least? Or is it too late for sublety? And spelling, maybe....

ebin

ebin

Mexico
March 2003

DEC 07, 2003 10:43 PM

I had an old apartment with wooden floors.....

During the old "in out, in out"..........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

We broke through, taking two full panels out on the right side...

tongue

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