Ever broken furniture?

My gf and I broke her bed once...

Not that big a deal - it was pretty old and rickety. Quite a shock, but then we couldn't stop laughing...

I broke a chair trying to jump over a fire pit once. The legs cracked on my third jump. So we stopped using the chair. Still made 2 more successful jumps.

broke bed, yeah. didn't start any threads about it though

Silvercord grabbed our hotel bed's headboard during some wild burninating and ended up ripping it out of the wall. We still laugh about it.

Broke my bed in my second year of university. It was a crappy little camp bed in a tiny room. And yes, 'we' broke it. Doing 'that'.

Me & barroomhero = 1
Coffee Table = 0

No, but I broke a wall with a piece of furniture. I was a little pissed.

Lesee...knocked pictures off walls, many random objects off tables and counters, overturned random furniture... but never broken any that I can remember.

There's always next week, though.

Yeah, that's actually the second headboard I've managed to dismember in similar fashion. Guess that's why I'll never buy a bed with a headboard...

I put my fist through the drywall in the middle of an orgasm once, and my girlfriend and I broke my tub (one of the legs fell off).

No furniture, but I've broken a lot of nintendo,supernintendo and ps2 controllers.
grrrrrr.

I pulled on my blinds so hard I broke the plastic thing they sit in... as in in half, not just off the screws. Oops. I've also rocked a dorm desk chair too hard, to the point of falling apart. Ouch.

Ripped a water pipe out of the wall.... shouldn't have been holding on to it.... we quickly zipped up, soaked, and ran out of the bar. And haven't been back since. I can't pay for serious water damage

leaned back in a chair to look at a girl... it broke.
was kinda emberrising.

Busted my bed frame. We still used it though so we did it lopsided from there on. Sometimes we would gradually slide towards the wall and it usually resulted in minor injuries.

we were getting rough and rolling through the hallway and we fell into my roomates' room and i put my back through a glass table. broke into a million pieces and bent the brass frame .

Broke a chair once.

2 beds, a couch, a lamp, and an alarm clock...just pretty standard shit

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My first futon's frame fell victim to some tomfoolery.

Room 114 of a local hotel had a damaged headboard. And a rather sizable dent in the wall from her jumping at me.

I'd say I miss that last girl but the only thing possible between the two of us is a hate fuck, and that's not too likely in itself.

breaking beds? never done it...

I broke a nail once.

when i backpacked thru europe, i humped a welsh chic on a sofa, which eventually gave way and became very loud.

she suggested we move from the 'seti' to the floor, i didn't know what a 'seti' was so i just kept on humpin' away until the sofa eventually collapsed. good times.

Scratching them down someone's back, at least? Or is it too late for sublety? And spelling, maybe....

I had an old apartment with wooden floors.....

During the old "in out, in out"..........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

We broke through, taking two full panels out on the right side...