What masturbation techniques do you use?

I think I'm possibly the only person I know who does this. Basically I just bunch up my blankets and hump them. Um... obviously with something in between for when I ejaculate. Is that weird? I don't really like "jerking off". I need the humping motion and thats the best way I can think to do things.

When I'm in front of the computer I just rub it from outside the pants. Crude, but gets the job done.

Something strange I have noticed is that tightening and untightening my leg muscles will make me come hella fast. Anyone else found this? It's a great technique for when you absolutely positively need to get off in 1 minute or less.

I look at images of attractive women. Then, using my right hand, I manually stimulate my penis using a slight stroking motion until I achieve ejaculation.

But you're definatly not the only one. I've always considered it "The pillows technique".

I couldn't hump a pillow though, I need to make it like theres a hole.

Insight!

A foreskin really helps with this. No lotion needed!

Well, I used to grind my pillows when I was ten or eleven but I don't think I could come doing it. For a couple years after that I became really fond of our shower head (turned on extremely coarse so that it generates falling clumps of water rather than actually spraying). These days I pretty much go with the straight fist stroking using my foreskin, though occasionally I use my thumb to rub the glans through the foreskin, or grab some lube and try the more innovative techniques. This site might have been handy when I was thirteen. *chuckle*

[Edited on Nov 29, 2003 by tronvillain]

holy shit! you do that too?

*high fiv...err...on second thought never mind...*

bwahahahaha =D

Sorry, what was the question?

I was jacking off.

Hey Cash - I don't owe you any royalties or anything, do I?

The "stranger".

Camus? What? Existential masturbation?

So many toys for children viibrate nowadays.

I wonder what this is doing to the youth of the world.

NURD.

Kierkegaard gets me off MUCH faster.

First start with humping a pillow I've had since 94, then when I'm so hard it hurts, I use two hands to stimulate the twins. Every once in a while while the happy sock-easy clean up-is on, I gots ta stimulate south of the gooch. A nice young lady I met off the net did this to me and OH MY GOD. Jim Carey couldn't make the faces I made.
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I think I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing any of this information.


- walks away quickly and does not look back.

I think this is called being old skool

Tiger Balm. Lots 'an lots of it.

Whooo-weee does that get me off!!

Nietzsche works best.

Beyond Good and Evil, I thought only pretentious grad students got off on that. Or at least got off on name dropping it.

In his autobio, Johnny Rotten says Steve Jones masturbated by fucking a baguette stuffed with a liver and moistened with water. Sexy!

[Edited on Nov 29, 2003 by Sloane]

I use to have a girlfriend who did the sheets between the legs technique. She swore she could cum faster than anyone using that style. I'm all about the good smelling conditioner in the shower. It's more about the easy cleanup and convienience with that method. Porn and lube is the best, but the prep time, cleanup, and the worry of someone walking in just isnt worth the trouble all the time.

vibrator.... quick and to the point.

Here's one I heard about, I tried it once

1 newspaper, 1 tub of warm water, 1 bar of soap.

get comfortable,roll up paper to desired diameter,dunk one end in water until slightly soggy,use soap to grease up inside of paper ,but first make the water real soapy aswell, hump away!!!

Wow, I thought I was the only one!