What’s the worst thing that has been said to you after sex?

Oof. That's not cool.

recently... me "wow, that was nice, are you ready for more?" her "sorry hun, I'm a little sore down there."

I can either be very happy that I really tagged it or upset that I really wanted some more... ever since I just feel that there was some unfinished business.

granted she was just finishing up her period and it may have been a little tender, still...

"Alright got to go to [friend's] house, you'll be alright right?" said to me by my current boyfriend while we were broken up briefly (but still fucking). It devastated me, I cried for days.

"I have Cooties"

We were both 30+ years old. I didn't know what I was more mad about, she using that language, or me actually contracting Cooties.

Yeah, I was pretty miffed at first, but I got over it. Good thing, it was nice ammo when I accidentally said my ex's name in bed a few months down the road

Awesome. I might do that just for funsies...

"I'm done. You can go finish in the bathroom."

Apparently I was taking too long to cum

definitelythis time a girl and i hooked up at a club and then she came home with me, practically jumped me as soon as we walked in the door, and then AFTERwards: "This is my first time. I think I love you."