Eyeball licking

So a friend of mine is really, really into eyeball licking. He's always pushing for me to try it, even going so far as to track down girls in bars (I have no idea how he does this) for me to try it on.

Opinions?

yeah, i've got an opinion: your friend's a sick fuck.

the true range of human sexuality can best be seen not in those fetishes that many people find offensive, but in those fetishes that most people don't even recognize as possibly being sexual.

hmm can't say that would do it for me

but whatever gets you/them off

That's why I'm curious as to others opinions and if anyone else has ever tried it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets pinkeye.

If someone actually has the balls to ask you if they can do that to you, how do you say no?

By throwing an order of jalapeno poppers and a pabst at them.

Wouldn't that be seen as encouragement?

Gee whiz... eye ball licking is that where you lick the eye balls?

No, why would you get that impression?

Apparently you've never been spattered with molten cream cheese. It's natures equivalent of napalm.

Apparently you need to check out moltencreamcheesesplatters.com.

And to think I was expecting to see constructive conversation...

Silly rabbit...

Well, if we hold out long enough someone may eventually surface. If they can put up with the crippling shaming everyone is bound to give them, that is...

Pervert.

Dear, stop. Your tears will only get in the way of our eyeball-licking you in the place of lovemaking.

Don't shoot the messenger.

gentle kissing of eyelids betweren lovers=sensual turn-on
performing laslicks on random barskanks=the american dream for the criminally insane


for me, anything to do with the eyes(other than seeing) is a no-no
not now
not ever

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Heh

Were you really?