Anal sex.

I wish more girls were into it.

Try dudes.

Im really not into guys.. at all. like fuckin ew
but its just kinky and hot with a girl.

It'd be kinkier if you did it with a dude. Just sayin'.

ahahaha.. na bro. i may look gay but im really not.. lol

You'd get more anal sex if you were.

Just admit it, emo-hair guy. You dig dudes. I'll let you in.

Told you.

hehe. Anal sex is fun.

Well my suggestion would be to talk to the girl about it. Find out what she needs to feel comfortable with it then go to those lengths, and more. And then when you've come to a safe and mutual understanding and the moment is right, I'm sure she'll be more than willing to fuck you in the ass.

Santa Rosa is a cool place, but I bet he wishes he lived in Guerneville.

All kidding aside, check out the Anal Sex group

I dont want anything near my ass.
ahahaha

And thus, having answered your original question, the circle is complete.

And it seems no one wants you near theirs.

So why do you think you should be able to do it to a girl?

because he's the man!

thats a really good question.
and the answer is because the girl im with may want it up her ass. lol

Shut up and let me put it in your pooper.

And if she doesn't you don't get to whine about it.

no. it's for pooping. it's a scientific fact that women don't poop, therefore female poopers are cleaner and more welcoming.

Search function.
I wish more noobs were into it.

Dirty sex is more fun anyways. Now, are you going to bend over or do I have to whine about it some more before you grudgingly let me into your backdoor?

Now, that's not really fair. You make it available to everyone else. Why not him?

I'll hold him while he whines and you do the dirty with his bum.