Ever want to bone your Administrative Assistant?

I work in a white bread no fun office where most peoples idea of a good time is to go home and have a martine 9or ten) and watch the O'Riley Report. The crew that I work with are all cut from the smae fabric and its vinella shaded polyester. Yet my admin assitnatn is fucking hot. She's got a body to die for and she's got atleast 6 tattoos (including a nice full back peice that she covered up for the last year in fear of her job... my boss is a dick).

Is it really bad that I want to bend her over my desk and ride her ass all day long?

So what do you do when they tell you unsolicited that they are interested in getting to "know you" better outside of the office...

nope, got the hands but man I really worry about getting the goo on my suit... not to mention the four 6 foot untinited windows looking into my office!

...not dip your pen in the company ink. I think you have been given thoroughly sufficient advice about this from the above posters.

Dear SG: Will my hot executive assistant still want to bone me even though I have hooks for hands?

Confession: I ran part of a college bookstore once upon a time. Some days, I had to go home and slam my dick in the bathroom door to keep myself sane.

Don't fuck people at work unless you are married to them.

aye. I ran an equipment shop. we 90% workstudy staff. oh the impromptu dance parties.

Even when consensual, workplace relationships are bad news.

90% of my subordinates were so. fucking. hot. The other 10% were guys who had no chance, compared to me. It was pure hell.

No.

I'M A MONSTER!

The answer to the original question is no, for me.

I guess you could say I have an administrative assistant, after a fashion. She is not, in any way shape or form, someone I would ever think about wanting to bone.

Lord knows I hope she doesn't ever fantasise about me. I don't even want to think too much about that possibility.

Awww, poor Buster.

Reverse your situation, and it'll be the one I'm in. This manager at my work seems to keep dropping hints, but I never take the bait. It may not be a good job, but at least it's a steady income.

I used to be a student assistant at my office, now I am a full time employee and there is this cute student I so want to give it to... We're around the same age, probably a bad idea though.

Just get retrofitted with Rabbit attachments.

Don't do anything but jerk it !
Also don't drunk post or learn to spell .