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ZenDawg

ZenDawg

Chestnut Hill, MA
July 2007

AUG 19, 2008 08:33 PM

I work in a white bread no fun office where most peoples idea of a good time is to go home and have a martine 9or ten) and watch the O'Riley Report. The crew that I work with are all cut from the smae fabric and its vinella shaded polyester. Yet my admin assitnatn is fucking hot. She's got a body to die for and she's got atleast 6 tattoos (including a nice full back peice that she covered up for the last year in fear of her job... my boss is a dick).

Is it really bad that I want to bend her over my desk and ride her ass all day long?

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

AUG 19, 2008 08:40 PM

really bad? No.

Instead of "riding", you may want to fantasize "fucking" instead. It may you get more mileage whilst you "punch your clown"*.

*Hat tip to Vermelho

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 19, 2008 08:40 PM

It's not bad as long as you never act on it or let it be known in any way. As someone on the bottom tier of a company I am really happy sexual harassment laws exist. I do NOT want my grody bosses telling me how bad they want to bend me over.

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

AUG 19, 2008 08:41 PM

And PS: don't do anything about it. It will end poorly.

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

AUG 19, 2008 08:42 PM

PPS: I don't mean jerking it. I mean trying to get in her pants.

I'm sure jerking it works out just find for you. You do have hands, right?

ZenDawg

ZenDawg

Chestnut Hill, MA
July 2007

AUG 19, 2008 08:43 PM

So what do you do when they tell you unsolicited that they are interested in getting to "know you" better outside of the office...

ZenDawg

ZenDawg

Chestnut Hill, MA
July 2007

AUG 19, 2008 08:44 PM

nope, got the hands but man I really worry about getting the goo on my suit... not to mention the four 6 foot untinited windows looking into my office!

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 19, 2008 08:45 PM

TheHagakure said:
So what do you do when they tell you unsolicited that they are interested in getting to "know you" better outside of the office...



DON"T DO IT. Minefield of litigation. You will get fired. In fact if I were you I would report HER to HR.

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

AUG 19, 2008 08:45 PM

TheHagakure said:
So what do you do when they tell you unsolicited that they are interested in getting to "know you" better outside of the office...



If you're above her on the ladder, don't try to get on top of her outside of office hours.

Or quit your job. Sounds like you hate it anyways.

MessyJesse

MessyJesse

Roanoke, VA
February 2008

AUG 19, 2008 08:45 PM

TheHagakure said:
So what do you do when they tell you unsolicited that they are interested in getting to "know you" better outside of the office...



...not dip your pen in the company ink. I think you have been given thoroughly sufficient advice about this from the above posters.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

AUG 19, 2008 08:46 PM

Sydni said:
PPS: I don't mean jerking it. I mean trying to get in her pants.

I'm sure jerking it works out just find for you. You do have hands, right?



Dear SG: Will my hot executive assistant still want to bone me even though I have hooks for hands?

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

AUG 19, 2008 08:48 PM

Uncognitive said:

Sydni said:
PPS: I don't mean jerking it. I mean trying to get in her pants.

I'm sure jerking it works out just find for you. You do have hands, right?



Dear SG: Will my hot executive assistant still want to bone me even though I have hooks for hands?



Prolly not. Terrible but true.

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 19, 2008 08:52 PM

Confession: I ran part of a college bookstore once upon a time. Some days, I had to go home and slam my dick in the bathroom door to keep myself sane.

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

AUG 19, 2008 08:59 PM

BlastProcessing said:
Confession: I ran part of a college bookstore once upon a time. Some days, I had to go home and slam my dick in the bathroom door to keep myself sane.



well...that can't be good for your moral.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

AUG 19, 2008 09:02 PM

Don't fuck people at work unless you are married to them.

attn_ho

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY
February 2004

AUG 19, 2008 09:02 PM

BlastProcessing said:
Confession: I ran part of a college bookstore once upon a time. Some days, I had to go home and slam my dick in the bathroom door to keep myself sane.



aye. I ran an equipment shop. we 90% workstudy staff. oh the impromptu dance parties. frown

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

AUG 19, 2008 09:05 PM

Even when consensual, workplace relationships are bad news.

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

AUG 19, 2008 09:06 PM

Sydni said:

BlastProcessing said:
Confession: I ran part of a college bookstore once upon a time. Some days, I had to go home and slam my dick in the bathroom door to keep myself sane.



well...that can't be good for your moral.



90% of my subordinates were so. fucking. hot. The other 10% were guys who had no chance, compared to me. It was pure hell.

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

AUG 19, 2008 09:28 PM

No.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

AUG 19, 2008 09:33 PM

Uncognitive said:

Sydni said:
PPS: I don't mean jerking it. I mean trying to get in her pants.

I'm sure jerking it works out just find for you. You do have hands, right?



Dear SG: Will my hot executive assistant still want to bone me even though I have hooks for hands?



I'M A MONSTER!

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

AUG 19, 2008 09:38 PM

The answer to the original question is no, for me.

I guess you could say I have an administrative assistant, after a fashion. She is not, in any way shape or form, someone I would ever think about wanting to bone.

Lord knows I hope she doesn't ever fantasise about me. I don't even want to think too much about that possibility.

TheThinWhiteDuke

TheThinWhiteDuke

Cincinnati, OH
August 2008

AUG 19, 2008 09:42 PM

unravled said:

Uncognitive said:

Sydni said:
PPS: I don't mean jerking it. I mean trying to get in her pants.

I'm sure jerking it works out just find for you. You do have hands, right?



Dear SG: Will my hot executive assistant still want to bone me even though I have hooks for hands?



I'M A MONSTER!



Awww, poor Buster. frown

Reverse your situation, and it'll be the one I'm in. This manager at my work seems to keep dropping hints, but I never take the bait. It may not be a good job, but at least it's a steady income. smile

outofunity

outofunity

Sacramento, CA
July 2008

AUG 19, 2008 10:06 PM

I used to be a student assistant at my office, now I am a full time employee and there is this cute student I so want to give it to... We're around the same age, probably a bad idea though.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

AUG 19, 2008 10:10 PM

Uncognitive said:

Sydni said:
PPS: I don't mean jerking it. I mean trying to get in her pants.

I'm sure jerking it works out just find for you. You do have hands, right?



Dear SG: Will my hot executive assistant still want to bone me even though I have hooks for hands?



Just get retrofitted with Rabbit attachments.

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

AUG 19, 2008 10:15 PM

Don't do anything but jerk it !
Also don't drunk post or learn to spell .

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