Why cant Thy get good luvin?

ya, you thought I was kidding.

He's the deal. Been single for about a year and I have managed to met no one, not that im trying. But thats not really the point. The point is I always end up doing all the work with the women I have dated. Personally, I feel I have turned giving head (if they still call it that now) into an art form. I dont care how arrogant that sounds, I wreck shop. I enjoy it, and, like all things I enjoy, I have taken the time to perfect that skill amoungst others. I have never gotten any complaints or even been told to change anything. Yet, how do you get a little pay back from a woman? Honestly, I hate asking. Afterall, no woman has ever asked me, I just assumed. I mean, who doesnt like getting off 6 times in a night?

P.S. ....and yes I shower, often. I hate being dirty.

Well, it's a good thing you shower...lol! Just kidding, but really, sometimes when you are looking, it won't be there...stop looking and it will come to you. You have to believe that. And besides that, if a woman isn't willing to please you back for the great orgasms you are giving her....you have to think...is she really worth it? I wouldn't think so.

I don't know, when I please my signif other and he doesn't really take the time to do the same to me, I get pissed off! Stay away from the girls who don't want to give their share of the love back! Not worth it!!!

qtf

I suggest that once you're done with her, punch her in the pubis. This will cause her to groan in pain, mouth agape, which will allow you to grab her by the ears and shove your erect member down her throat.

rofl,wow...um ok. noted.

i've never been blindsided with such style, ty.

Perhaps the act not being reciprocated is a subtle, unspoken way for them to tell you that you're not as good as you think you are. Or it could be a hundred other reasons, none of which you'll never know until you start talking to the person you want to suck your dick instead of a bunch of random internet people.

lol yes of course, nice of you to point that out. Yet, if that where true than all it means is that I dont "suck" as badly as whatever else is available, thus the phone calls during that time. In additon, if the verbal responses answered my question then I would not have presented it here. Not to mention this is more fun. Yet, thank you for attempting to piss on the little parade.

I think it's because you're the easy head call. They are all just using you. (Why do it with someone who says he wants reciprocation if you don't like him?)
Maybe you should shower more frequently. If I were you, I'd feel dirty right about now...

I think if you can find a less romantic way to refer to giving head than "wrecking shop", that could help.

I already noted that.

Thank you for proving this was little else than a "check me out laydeez" thread.

But ... he has "perfected that skill amoungst [sic] others" ... that's got to be worth something!

hey, no problem at all. Im glad I could provide you with something to take your frustrations out on. lol

...and this is why he posts in green folks. He is wise.

This should be fun.

I would suggest creating a thread on a porn site extolling your oral prowess and your disappointment in not getting any reciprocation in the hopes that the laydeez will offer to give you a sympathy blow and/or want to experience your awesome vulva and clitoral licking abilities for themselves.

I hope your "wrecking shop" skills far exceed your spelling and grammar skills, because otherwise you're out of luck.

Just kidding.

Kind of.

you guys need to slow the hell down, I'm still trying to figure out the title.

So wait, this guy owns a shop that sells art, someone wouldn't give him head, and then wrecked the shop?

lol you guys are awesome...i havent laughed this much in awhile .....now where did i put that grammar book?