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dexterruteki

dexterruteki

Bellevue, WA
July 2008

JUL 29, 2008 11:51 PM

newly single after almost 4 years, now what?

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 30, 2008 07:53 AM

Masturbate, cry, sleep, repeat.

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

JUL 30, 2008 07:58 AM

Hmm. I think the standard steps go something like this:

1. Drink a lot
2. Tell everyone you're glad it's over, although in the back of your head wonder if you maybe lost the best relationship you'll ever have
3. Drink some more
4. Go out with your buddies, who say they want to introduce you to women but who actually take you to strip clubs and sports bars and other places you are unlikely to actually meet women
5. Spend a lot of time standing in front of mirrors wondering if you'll still be attractive to women you want to meet
6. Think about working out
7. Buy some new clothes
8. Finally meet a girl and then accidentally spend way too much time talking about the four-year relationship you just got out of. You get her number but she never returns your calls.
9. Get drunk and call your ex at least once. Say something either deeply drunkenly emotional or try to have sex with her.

That about right, guys?

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

JUL 30, 2008 08:01 AM

1. Find an open event sponsored by SGSeattle.
2. Go to said event. Don't be a douchebag. Be friendly.
3. Join SGSeattle.

The Seattle kids rock. I love them.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUL 30, 2008 08:07 AM

Shalome said:
Hmm. I think the standard steps go something like this:

1. Drink a lot
2. Tell everyone you're glad it's over, although in the back of your head wonder if you maybe lost the best relationship you'll ever have
3. Drink some more
4. Go out with your buddies, who say they want to introduce you to women but who actually take you to strip clubs and sports bars and other places you are unlikely to actually meet women
5. Spend a lot of time standing in front of mirrors wondering if you'll still be attractive to women you want to meet
6. Think about working out
7. Buy some new clothes
8. Finally meet a girl and then accidentally spend way too much time talking about the four-year relationship you just got out of. You get her number but she never returns your calls.
9. Get drunk and call your ex at least once. Say something either deeply drunkenly emotional or try to have sex with her.

That about right, guys?



10. Replace love with hot wings and deep fried cheese, gain twenty pounds.

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 30, 2008 08:09 AM

Lots of touching it, probably.

NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

JUL 30, 2008 08:30 AM

11. give up on dating till you can stop doing number 8

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JUL 30, 2008 08:31 AM

I had a girl pull #8 on me once. 2 hours of her yammering on about her ex-fiance.

I tried to choke myself to death on my meal, but it didn't work frown

Ascanius

Ascanius

USA
October 2006

JUL 30, 2008 08:46 AM

12. Tell your ex that it's okay if she spends the night at your place while she's passing through town and you're out of the country.

13. Explain to your roommate that everything your ex told him while she was staying at your place and you were out of the country was a dirty, dirty lie.

NathanialBlood

NathanialBlood

United Kingdom
August 2006

JUL 30, 2008 09:15 AM

14. Later admit to some of it being true

supernovice

supernovice

Virginia Beach, VA
November 2002

JUL 30, 2008 09:15 AM

15. Be bitter and whine a lot, exponentially extending your stay in Splitsville.. Or;

16. Start dating your roommate and quit ignoring the crush you have always had on him...

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JUL 30, 2008 09:52 AM

ii. Join internet porn site and ask for relationship advice

X_Racer_X

X_Racer_X

Philadelphia, PA
July 2008

JUL 30, 2008 10:07 AM

17. Sleep with her best friend, or her sister, or better yet, if her mom's a MILF.........

LankaKitten

lankakitten

Seattle, WA
December 2004

JUL 30, 2008 11:41 AM

bean said:
1. Find an open event sponsored by SGSeattle.
2. Go to said event. Don't be a douchebag. Be friendly.
3. Join SGSeattle.

The Seattle kids rock. I love them.


Don't wear white leather pants.


cpkz

cpkz

Portland, OR
September 2006

JUL 30, 2008 12:04 PM

Shalome said:
1. Drink a lot



2. Wake up 2 years from now asking WTF happened only to find out while drunk you knocked up a chick or two.

AdmitOurMistakes

AdmitOurMistakes

Charlotte, NC
April 2003

JUL 30, 2008 12:09 PM

X_Racer_X said:
17. Sleep with her best friend, or her sister, or better yet, if her mom's a MILF.........



I favor this one...

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

JUL 30, 2008 12:17 PM

supernovice said:
16. Start dating your roommate and quit ignoring the crush you have always had on him...

Best advice yet.

supernovice

supernovice

Virginia Beach, VA
November 2002

JUL 30, 2008 03:54 PM

MisterLinguist said:

supernovice said:
16. Start dating your roommate and quit ignoring the crush you have always had on him...

Best advice yet.



Hey! Are you guys roommates???

Scott_Davidson

Scott_Davidson

Australia
April 2007

JUL 30, 2008 06:07 PM

Last time round for me, it was a fairly simple process.

1. Drink
2. Smoke
3. Drink
4. Smoke
5. Punch inanimate object
6. Call old friend and talk about it
7. Drink
8. Smoke
9. Sleep

The next couple of weeks went thusly;

Week 1

Work - Mon-Sat. Go out Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights. Spend a lot of money on booze, try and pick up.

Week 2

Run into a girl in a pub who seemed to take a shine to me. Spend all night with her, manage not to mention the ex once. Make out a lot. Walk her home.

No sex on this outing, but confidence restored.

Week 3

Go home with a girl who's had a crush on me for a few months. The sex was good, but not worth the eventual pain in the ass of having her try to move in and mooch off me.

Week 4

Ditch said girl. She just wanted money and somewhere to stay, thought I looked like a good prospect.

Week 5

Almost have sex with first serious girlfriend, you know, the one who was all religious back when you were in high school. Call it off at the last minute after fooling around a little coz she's shtupping one of your mates.

Week 6

Hook up with unrequited crush. Fall in love, start a family together.


I'll grant you, this may be a little full on for most people in that short a time frame. But hey, it works for me. Life couldn't be better :-)

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

JUL 30, 2008 06:16 PM

don't listen to Elliott Smith.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JUL 30, 2008 06:18 PM

Rebound sex. look up the person you dumped for this one. biggrin

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JUL 30, 2008 07:21 PM

Shower daily

Wear clean undies

Fuck on the first date

Varuka_Salt

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost
October 2006

JUL 30, 2008 07:26 PM

Do a barrel roll!!!!

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JUL 30, 2008 08:48 PM

Find someone that reminds you painfully of her, and cry at night while she is sleeping next to you.

bendingunit23

bendingunit23

Victoria, BC
April 2005

JUL 30, 2008 08:49 PM

Shalome said:
Hmm. I think the standard steps go something like this:

4. Go out with your buddies, who say they want to introduce you to women but who actually take you to strip clubs and sports bars and other places you are unlikely to actually meet women



There are women in strip clubs, at least the ones his buddies would likely take him to.

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