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Fynx

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUL 09, 2008 08:38 PM

I have a beef to pick... why is it, that men do no go out of their way to figure out how to perform oral well? Or, don't pay attention when they are doing it to realize what works or not?

No offence to the one's who do it well. And also, in guys who are bad at its defense we should say something... Don't want to hurt their feelings!

jfenix

Los Angeles, CA

April 2006

JUL 09, 2008 08:40 PM

psh. performing oral is easy like sunday morning . unfortunately, when you do it right, your mouth hurts.

d_day

San Bernardino, CA

July 2002

JUL 09, 2008 08:43 PM

???

Sn0wbunnie

Canada

September 2007

JUL 09, 2008 08:43 PM

Oooooh, I have many sad stories about this. It is not OK to jam your tongue into my vag like it is a little teeny penis. Whoever told you to do that should never have satisfactory oral sex for the rest of their lives.

jfenix

Los Angeles, CA

April 2006

JUL 09, 2008 08:44 PM

d_day said:

???

LOL!

Fynx

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUL 09, 2008 08:47 PM

Sn0wbunnie said:
Oooooh, I have many sad stories about this. It is not OK to jam your tongue into my vag like it is a little teeny penis. Whoever told you to do that should never have satisfactory oral sex for the rest of their lives.

I just don't get how when i say GENTLE, every single time the same dude goes down on me he doesn't pick up that he's usig TOO much pressure
or doesn't notice my pelvis trying to escape his stiff tongue!

turin

Denver, CO

October 2003

JUL 09, 2008 08:49 PM

d_day said:

???

yes, exactly. do it more like this.

Sn0wbunnie

Canada

September 2007

JUL 09, 2008 08:51 PM

Fynx said:

Sn0wbunnie said:
Oooooh, I have many sad stories about this. It is not OK to jam your tongue into my vag like it is a little teeny penis. Whoever told you to do that should never have satisfactory oral sex for the rest of their lives.

I just don't get how when i say GENTLE, every single time the same dude goes down on me he doesn't pick up that he's usig TOO much pressure
or doesn't notice my pelvis trying to escape his stiff tongue!

Or if you say "Clit!" they just look at you in confusion and lick your urethra. Awesome.

Fynx

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUL 09, 2008 08:53 PM

LOL!!

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL

March 2008

JUL 09, 2008 09:14 PM

I consider those who do it awfully are still lucky bastards!

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

JUL 09, 2008 09:17 PM

Here's an educational video on how to eat pussy.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

JUL 09, 2008 09:19 PM

Some honest feedback, like "ooh, that feels good" or "just a little higher" might help the guys who are doing it wrong.

Or teach them the alphabet technique.

Dot

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 09, 2008 09:24 PM

i once had a dude eat it like he was a dog lapping up water from a bowl. really there are no excuses for this.

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL

March 2008

JUL 09, 2008 09:25 PM

Wait I don't get the term "eating pussy". Is it even edible?

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

JUL 09, 2008 09:28 PM

vanillaKnight said:
Wait I don't get the term "eating pussy". Is it even edible?

The "creamy" filling on the inside is, you know, if you do your job and get her wet.

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL

March 2008

JUL 09, 2008 09:31 PM

Sydni said:

vanillaKnight said:
Wait I don't get the term "eating pussy". Is it even edible?

The "creamy" filling on the inside is, you know, if you do your job and get her wet.

Hmm reminds me off a blow pop. No pun intended.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

JUL 09, 2008 09:33 PM

What I have learned (correct me if I get something wrong)
For lickers:
1. Fingers go inside. Tongues do not.

2. When you find the right spot, she will gasp or react in a positive way. Keep hitting that spot, but don't just set up camp there.

3. Try variety

4. Don't do like they do in porn movies

For lickees:

1. Be honest. Don't fake it. Make sure the licker knows when they hit a good area

2. If it didn't work the first time, talk to your lover about it before the next time

3. Make sure it's clean (bad, BAD experiance ). Not necessarily shaved, but freshly washed. Actually, that counts for everybody involved.

NarcissistZero

Philadelphia, PA

December 2005

JUL 09, 2008 09:36 PM

Fynx said:
I have a beef to pick... why is it, that men do no go out of their way to figure out how to perform oral well? Or, don't pay attention when they are doing it to realize what works or not?

That's a generalization, as I am sure you know.

I went way, way out of my way to learn what a woman likes during oral.

Fynx

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUL 09, 2008 09:38 PM

NarcissistZero said:

Fynx said:
I have a beef to pick... why is it, that men do no go out of their way to figure out how to perform oral well? Or, don't pay attention when they are doing it to realize what works or not?

That's a generalization, as I am sure you know.

I went way, way out of my way to learn what a woman likes during oral.

I dunno if done well i like a tongue in me.
Everything else I agree with...
I just dont get why... with GOOGLE at your fingertips, a lot of men are still horrible at it...

Fynx

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUL 09, 2008 09:39 PM

NarcissistZero said:

Fynx said:
I have a beef to pick... why is it, that men do no go out of their way to figure out how to perform oral well? Or, don't pay attention when they are doing it to realize what works or not?

That's a generalization, as I am sure you know.

I went way, way out of my way to learn what a woman likes during oral.

THANK YOU - exactly.
I went out of my way to become fantastic at giving head.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

JUL 09, 2008 09:42 PM

coyotemike said:
What I have learned (correct me if I get something wrong)
For lickers:
1. Fingers go inside. Tongues do not.

Use of protection (dental dams) makes both fingers and tongues viable options. Germs are on both tongues and under fingernails.

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

JUL 09, 2008 09:44 PM

NarcissistZero said:

Fynx said:
I have a beef to pick... why is it, that men do no go out of their way to figure out how to perform oral well? Or, don't pay attention when they are doing it to realize what works or not?

That's a generalization, as I am sure you know.

I went way, way out of my way to learn what a woman likes during oral.

Here's the thing: I know you just wanted to brag about how good you are, because she already covered that being a generalization and acknowledged that she didn't mean to include all men. If you're going to brag, just brag, don't couch your bragging in the pretense of an honest response.

Back on the original topic: as others have suggested, like in most aspects of relationships, honest communication is paramount to achieving the desired result, and different people have different preferences. What gets one girl off every time will make another girl recoil in horror. Be honest about what you like and don't like, and don't shame your partner when they don't do something to your liking.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

JUL 09, 2008 09:48 PM

MisterLinguist said:

coyotemike said:
What I have learned (correct me if I get something wrong)
For lickers:
1. Fingers go inside. Tongues do not.

Use of protection (dental dams) makes both fingers and tongues viable options. Germs are on both tongues and under fingernails.

And wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap before you start to play, if possible.

Sn0wbunnie

Canada

September 2007

JUL 09, 2008 09:50 PM

coyotemike said:

MisterLinguist said:

coyotemike said:
What I have learned (correct me if I get something wrong)
For lickers:
1. Fingers go inside. Tongues do not.

Use of protection (dental dams) makes both fingers and tongues viable options. Germs are on both tongues and under fingernails.

And wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap before you start to play, if possible.

Finger cots can be helpful as well.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

JUL 09, 2008 09:51 PM

Sn0wbunnie said:

coyotemike said:

MisterLinguist said:

coyotemike said:
What I have learned (correct me if I get something wrong)
For lickers:
1. Fingers go inside. Tongues do not.

Use of protection (dental dams) makes both fingers and tongues viable options. Germs are on both tongues and under fingernails.

And wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap before you start to play, if possible.

Finger cots can be helpful as well.

UTI's just kill the mood, don't they.

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