What's the maximum time limit for public ball itching?

That's the question that came to mind this morning while I sat idly at the local DMV. The inspiration for such a query was the rather unkempt middle aged man seated directly across aisle and to the left of my position. At the peripheral edge of my view, he dug and readjusted for a solid forty seconds; a length of time which I felt danced with the border between maintenance and onanism. I thought of submitting the notion to him that, given the length of time spent at the task, whatever was causing such irritation was gone forever or there to stay but I held my tounge. Was I wrong to judge? And if so what is an acceptable upper limit for such a chore? Is there a direct or inverse relationship to torque applied?

Thirty-eight seconds. It's true. I read it somewhere.

hmm, i'm gonna have to say 3~5 seconds if someone needs more then that readjust/itch then they can go to the restroom, or at the very least someplace that isn't in the blantant view of the public. but, this is just my opinion

It depends on whether they're hot.

If you are near teenage girls, 5 seconds. Otherwise 3 minutes should suffice.

After a series of tests on myself, I'm going to have to say 7 seconds is just way too long.

In my experience a 2 minute break is usually required to go beyond 11 minutes, though I know a marathoner who has done 24 minutes straight. I don't He doesn't recommend it, though.

Repackaging should be done deftly and discretely. Anything more is careless/exhibitionist/onanistic. Of course, if the aforementioned is your goal, have at it matey.

About twenty five seconds.

Repackaging would perhaps be another fifteen seconds.

Depends on a number of factors: ball size, type, shaved status, current undergarment, current overgarment, ambient temperature, relative humidity, casual vs. work evironment, number of onlookers, current position of the package, desired position of the package, belt type, current seating arrangement, and whether or not you're hung like a moose.

... Not that I've ever given this some thought...

We can argue about times all we want, but it's all about the context here. Sitting at a table, where the overhang means that those around you can't actually see you putting your hand down there and doing it, yeah that's acceptable. But sitting there completely in the open? That's just not kosher.

Time, while an issue, is not as pressing as just how open and visible your reasdjustment is. My $0.02.

3 strokes.

belt type? no.

From what I've seen, 40 seconds is well under the limit for the DMV. It is however, well over the limit for the produce section of the supermarket, or standing in line at the bank while the image is being broadcast on the security TV's.

If you got an itch, scratch. Better out than in... so just do it, if it is 1 second or whatever you are comfortable.

duh.

It's age based.

Infancy to 5 years old: You're genitals are a new toy, you have the right to play with them until mom says "stop playing with your penis"

5 years old to 18 years old: Once the newness wears off. 15-20 Second increments, timed well apart to correct any package details.

18-50 years old: One second is added for every five years that you're alive. (i.e: If you're 18 you're granted 20 seconds, at 23 you're granted 21 seconds)

50-70 years old: You've hit the limit, the max time allowed to re-adjust when you hit 50 years old, at this age though we tolerate some overtime......some is the keyword.

70- ? : Christ you've been on the planet long enough to be able to readjust as long as you want, or until your homecare nurse says "stop playing with your penis"

It's the circle of life.

I just lol'd to this... sounds like a science to me

A better question would be, "What is the max time limit for handling someone else's balls in public?"

*Mental Note*: My Sad Circle of life should definitely not include confrontation with Sydni

i'm... i'm so afraid!

as far as handling someone else's balls in public, if it's come to that, i'm not letting go until the police come pry me off. the time limit on my balls being handled in public is variable. if i'm not enjoying it, of course, the time limit ran out before contact was initiated. if i am enjoying it, well, again with the cops and the prying.