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UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

OCT 31, 2003 04:12 PM

Do you ever like, get so into the moment when you're doing the deed that you tear your lover's head right the fuck off? Have you ever been frozen by ancient powers and shattered into a million pieces by someone's orgasm? Have you ever gone down on someone and accidentally eaten their entire fucking soul?! Finish him!!!

RockinRicky

RockinRicky

Denver, CO
July 2003

OCT 31, 2003 04:24 PM

I am so relieved that I'm not the most bored person here tonight.

Not me personally. But I heard about this one dude who came so hard he blew his nuts out of his dick hole.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

OCT 31, 2003 05:47 PM

HADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

*squirt*

CatBoner

CatBoner

Ventura, CA
August 2002

OCT 31, 2003 05:48 PM

TIGER UPPERCUT

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

OCT 31, 2003 06:00 PM

SHO-RYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEN!!!!!!!!



*flop*

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

OCT 31, 2003 06:01 PM

Sonic Boom!

*Blows spine all over wall*

Maximillian

Maximillian

Los Angeles, CA
OLD SKOOL

OCT 31, 2003 06:02 PM

No, but I do kind of look (and sound) like this:

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

OCT 31, 2003 06:07 PM

sigh.. I've never thought my sex life was boring before, but, damn, I must be missing something. My orgasms are nothing like this.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

OCT 31, 2003 07:20 PM

unravled said:
sigh.. I've never thought my sex life was boring before, but, damn, I must be missing something. My orgasms are nothing like this.



Not yet, anyway. wink

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

NOV 03, 2003 07:53 AM

Friendship?

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JAN 26, 2004 01:02 AM

"I'm making a film about a guy that screws so great - "

"Sorry did you say 'screws so great'?"

"Yes - screws so great that a woman is so satisfied that when she reaches that point of orgasm, she dies.."



Anyone? Come on.. you can guess it.

freckle

freckle

Seattle, WA
January 2003

JAN 26, 2004 01:33 AM

what are you a praying mantis?

VM

VM

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

JAN 26, 2004 01:37 AM

GET OVER HERE!!

ROUND 1: SCREW! tongue

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

JAN 26, 2004 01:44 AM

PERFECT!

VM

VM

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

JAN 26, 2004 01:52 AM

FATALITY!


(Yes I borrowed this from the other thread)

[Edited on Jan 26, 2004 by VM]

giga_geo

giga_geo

San Francisco, CA
November 2002

JAN 26, 2004 01:54 AM

RockinRicky said:
I heard about this one dude who came so hard he blew his nuts out of his dick hole.



that is what adults should tell kids happens to them when they masturbate.

Fatality

Fatality

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

SEP 12, 2004 04:44 PM

see member name.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

SEP 12, 2004 04:50 PM

Fatality said:
see member name.



What, did you just search the boards for your name?

... nice.

wwwwoooooooooosssssshhhhhh!!!!!!!!

octoberallover

octoberallover

Albuquerque, NM
June 2003

SEP 12, 2004 05:02 PM

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

BukkakeGod

BukkakeGod

Congers, NY
August 2003

SEP 12, 2004 05:06 PM

papawheelie

papawheelie

Fisty, KY
February 2003

SEP 12, 2004 05:09 PM

my friend recently had a heart attack and died because of sex. I shit you not. i don't think his wife thought of it as a cool fetish or anything like that though

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

SEP 12, 2004 05:20 PM

it happens to me all tha mutha fuckin time......

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

SEP 12, 2004 06:10 PM

Al said:

Fatality said:
see member name.



What, did you just search the boards for your name?

... nice.

wwwwoooooooooosssssshhhhhh!!!!!!!!



I kind of hope "demetrius" never becomes slang for some depraved sexual practice.

"I saw a movie and this girl totally had a demtrius with a goat"; that would make me sad.

EDIT: 'm removed.

[Edited on Sep 12, 2004 by demetrius_z]

rockepidemic

rockepidemic

Kansas City, MO
December 2002

SEP 12, 2004 06:27 PM

No, but I'm entirely willing to accept the idea that my last relationship ended because she was afraid I'd fuck her...TO DEATH! blackeyed

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 12, 2004 07:20 PM

MisterSatan said:

unravled said:
sigh.. I've never thought my sex life was boring before, but, damn, I must be missing something. My orgasms are nothing like this.



Not yet, anyway. wink




Ahem...five days.

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