Are you Good?

Good girls don't but I do

I still have that album

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'...

This is the year, I can tell.

That I get zotted?

does masturbation count as sex cause if so Then Im a fkin pro!

People who suck in bed never know that they suck in bed. They all think they're fucking pr0nstars.

Actually, I tend to do quite a bit of sucking in bed, of which I am fully aware.

FIGJAM
I get off on my partner getting off so I've learned a fair bit about reading what works for them. I like giving more than getting head, except when the girls not getting into it and the rare occasion when I find a girl who gets off on sucking cock.
I've had quite a few girls who've been convinced they have a special connection to me when we come simultaneously every time. I haven't the heart to tell them it's not uncommon for me (though certainly not unwelcome).
I know I've gone through phases where I've been lousy, but I've slept with a large amount of people and reckon I average out to pretty good.

This is something I worry about. I used to think going for a long time meant good sex, and so I averaged at 45 mins to 2 hours per sesh sometimes. Some girls loved it, some girls couldnt walk for a week.

I then thought it wasnt good unless I made them orgasm, so I made a habit of ensuring a few each sesh. Me and my ex were very open about speaking about sex, and again she told me this wasnt always the case. So again, I dunno

Ive had god knows how many girls trying to come to me even when they have a man, looking at me with a glazed look when I say I wasnt on form, plenty simultaneous orgasms, and am frequently told that Im proof of the "Its not the size that matters, its how you use it rule"

But then again, i dont know what theyre feeling, so i dont know. I used to think there were some noises you couldnt fake, but i reckon some chicks ive been with deserved an oscar.

Well, I make him cum, and we seem to be on the same level in what we like, so no complaints, but I think I could be better.

Sarah xx

Ladies, can you fist me?

Ill re-word my post. Im fuckin awesome

Well sex is like a sport..
You need to find someone close to your level if your looking for a good time

Thats a pretty good way of looking at it actually

The internet's supply of ASCII fists has failed me.

Just like anything else at life, I am at times amazing, mediocre, or downright bad. But, on average, I do pretty decent. Always up for something new, I'm kinkier than a cheap garden hose, and I always try to stay connected to my partner enough to know if it is time for rowdy and raunchy sex, slow sweet lovemaking, or if it is just time to have sheer unadulterated laugh in bed at the queef fun.

So good, I'm bad

Not right away, I'd say -- but after a few times with a person, I know I can be spectacular.