Are you Good?

Are you good at sex? How do you know? What are the basic requirements? Is it all purely subjective?

Your mom said I was better than your dad.

Yeah, but I don't have to listen to you.

I'm very good in bed.

I'm only good when the lights...go...down..in.. the... city..

Of course I am. I love to laugh, I love to sing, I do everything. I love to move. I love to grove.

In fact, anyway you want it, that's the way I need it.

Damn you! I did not need that song in my head!

Eh, I'm decent enough. My real problem is that its been a while for me (a long while) and I'm kinda ... not at my peak right now. What I really need is a girl who knows this, and understands that practice makes perfect

am i good at what now?

I've only been with a few girls. With one of them I got a little too excited, and let's just say the show ended before the grand finale. The others I think I did pretty decent with. I have been told repeatedly that I'm a great kisser.

I have earned the complaints I've received...

One boy told me I smelled.
One boy told me I gave a bad blow job.
One boy told me I laid there and didn't even get into it.

Here's why I got those complaints:

Other than that, I guess that means I'm good.

Or at least I get the job done?

I'm better than I used to be

fortune cookie says... "your confidence is well placed... except in bed"

I lay pipe like Super Mario Bros. word.

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i can't believe i said that with a straight face.

Extremely.

Turbo charged yet with finesse.

I want to test this out.

Anyway, I think I'm decent. At the very least, I've found someone who's my equal, so it SEEMS like we're both awesome. It goes damned well every time.

Because its a source of confidence for me...
Everyone I've been with has said I'm the best they've ever had.
But I can count the amount of people I've sexed on one hand.

I'd fuck me.

I'd fuck me hard.

Silly sex talk?