I fooled around with this conservative chick on Monday; couldn't help but go for someone who found accents personally offensive.
Me: Sometimes I dream in Spanish.
Her: That's un-Amercian!
Me: Where's your room?!
I kept things very Cusack, and denied my sex against her behest, but now my glands have swollen to golf balls. More fool I, I guess. Next I'll settle for a more mateworthy sort.
Milloux
SUICIDEGIRL
California, USA
JUN 06, 2008 11:50 PM