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Millioux

Millioux

HOPEFUL

Santa Monica, CA

JUN 06, 2008 11:50 PM

gotten down in 2 weeks frown This sucks.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

JUN 07, 2008 12:00 AM

Since October 2001.



I blame the terrorists.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JUN 07, 2008 12:12 AM

Suddenly it is all so clear.

Millioux

Millioux

HOPEFUL

Santa Monica, CA

JUN 07, 2008 12:13 AM

frown

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JUN 07, 2008 12:18 AM

CA to FL...Obviously you two need to meet somewhere in the middle...

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

JUN 07, 2008 12:20 AM

toothpickmoe said:
CA to FL...Obviously you two need to meet somewhere in the middle...



if we can turn paulnikon into a hot chick I am totally the middle.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JUN 07, 2008 12:21 AM

turin said:

toothpickmoe said:
CA to FL...Obviously you two need to meet somewhere in the middle...



if we can turn paulnikon into a hot chick I am totally the middle.



He's been near and looked at enough hot chicks that I think we can blur that line. Paul? Can I get a ruling?

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

JUN 07, 2008 12:22 AM

hey paul tits or gtfo.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JUN 07, 2008 12:27 AM

turin said:
hey paul tits or gtfo.


Someone is getting laid because of this damn thread.

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

JUN 07, 2008 12:30 AM

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:
hey paul tits or gtfo.


Someone is getting laid because of this damn thread.



lets take bets that it's not me.

I bet one million goddamn dollars.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JUN 07, 2008 12:36 AM

turin said:

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:
hey paul tits or gtfo.


Someone is getting laid because of this damn thread.



lets take bets that it's not me.

I bet one million goddamn dollars.



I will not take that bet.

But I will take sex. For a million goddamn dollars.

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

JUN 07, 2008 12:39 AM

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:
hey paul tits or gtfo.


Someone is getting laid because of this damn thread.



lets take bets that it's not me.

I bet one million goddamn dollars.



I will not take that bet.

But I will take sex. For a million goddamn dollars.



aren't you a movie star? you can just go out and get laid for free.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JUN 07, 2008 12:42 AM

turin said:

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:
hey paul tits or gtfo.


Someone is getting laid because of this damn thread.



lets take bets that it's not me.

I bet one million goddamn dollars.



I will not take that bet.

But I will take sex. For a million goddamn dollars.



aren't you a movie star? you can just go out and get laid for free.



I mean that I would get the million. Good lovin' don't come cheap. Or if you don't need coming it does get a little cheaper...

SpeedGlacier

SpeedGlacier

Philadelphia, PA
October 2007

JUN 07, 2008 05:38 AM

I fooled around with this conservative chick on Monday; couldn't help but go for someone who found accents personally offensive.

Me: Sometimes I dream in Spanish.

Her: That's un-Amercian!

Me: Where's your room?!

I kept things very Cusack, and denied my sex against her behest, but now my glands have swollen to golf balls. More fool I, I guess. Next I'll settle for a more mateworthy sort.

strandedone

strandedone

Monessen, PA
May 2008

JUN 07, 2008 06:57 AM

Millioux said:
gotten down in 2 weeks frown This sucks.



try 6 months.

Millioux

Millioux

HOPEFUL

Santa Monica, CA

JUN 07, 2008 11:38 AM

strandedone said:

Millioux said:
gotten down in 2 weeks frown This sucks.



try 6 months.



I tried 6 months; it made me start touching younger dudes. frown

strandedone

strandedone

Monessen, PA
May 2008

JUN 07, 2008 11:44 AM

Millioux said:

strandedone said:

Millioux said:
gotten down in 2 weeks frown This sucks.



try 6 months.



I tried 6 months; it made me start touching younger dudes. frown



yeah, it sucks. frown

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC
August 2004

JUN 07, 2008 11:46 AM

3 days since i got a blowjob. does a blowjob count?

VampyroSinistral

VampyroSinistral

Flushing, MI
June 2008

JUN 07, 2008 12:00 PM

I havent found anyone i would like being with since January. I'm in Germany.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC
August 2004

JUN 07, 2008 12:04 PM

VampyroSinistral said:
I havent found anyone i would like being with since January. I'm in Germany.



funny, i've met a couple german foreign exchange students here that i liked being with.

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

JUN 07, 2008 01:58 PM

Millioux said:

strandedone said:

Millioux said:
gotten down in 2 weeks frown This sucks.



try 6 months.



I tried 6 months; it made me start touching younger dudes. frown



I was going to high-five you on this until I realized this statement might mean jail time for you.

Shalome

Shalome

MODERATOR

Los Angeles, CA

JUN 07, 2008 02:21 PM

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:
hey paul tits or gtfo.


Someone is getting laid because of this damn thread.



Were you around when this board basically put both Autrix and FreakPirate's respective virginities on the auction block?




It worked, for the record.

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

JUN 07, 2008 02:23 PM

Shalome said:

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:
hey paul tits or gtfo.


Someone is getting laid because of this damn thread.



Were you around when this board basically put both Autrix and FreakPirate's respective virginities on the auction block?




It worked, for the record.



screenshots or it never happened.

just sayin'.

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

JUN 07, 2008 02:27 PM

atomicant said:

Shalome said:

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:
hey paul tits or gtfo.


Someone is getting laid because of this damn thread.



Were you around when this board basically put both Autrix and FreakPirate's respective virginities on the auction block?




It worked, for the record.



screenshots or it never happened.

just sayin'.



no need for a screenshot when it's still there!

jerawyn

jerawyn

Costa Mesa, CA
December 2003

JUN 07, 2008 04:43 PM

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:

toothpickmoe said:

turin said:
hey paul tits or gtfo.


Someone is getting laid because of this damn thread.



lets take bets that it's not me.

I bet one million goddamn dollars.



I will not take that bet.

But I will take sex. For a million goddamn dollars.



You want that in rolled coins, right?

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