I'm randy

Its been almost a year and i'm fucking randy. How long has it been for you?

ok now i'm confused. you say that you're Randy and also that you're fucking Randy. so which is it?

She's so hot she fucks herself!

if that were true this thread would not exist

There's already the how long has it been? thread.

Also see Forget how long it's been...

and How long is it GOING to be?

As well as How many different states have you had sex in?

How many people have you really... thread

and ladies can i fist you?

That should cover all the bases for your sexual inquiries.

But the real question is, how smooth do the laydeez like their men to be when they finally do get to have sex/fist?

Men?! I thought that all SG girls are lesbians, no?

Oh, and don't forget to bring the ice cubes into teh place teh love making.

Rudie...I think I love you...but what am I so afraid of?

A fist that there's no cure for?

No, you're not.

Surely, if you're Randy, allow me to be Frank.

We need to get together to talk
about how we have nothing
to talk about.

Austin Powers rules.

I hate how the Hollywood Video in town has the largest selection, but by far the worst alphabetizing ever seen on this planet. It's so frustrating to have to search a half-hour for a single title. It makes me want to burn the motherfucker down.

But at least the girl that works there has a fantastic pair of norks. FAN-TASTIC.

Yah, lol.
I like the part where Will Ferrell falls into the firetrap which wasn't
as effective as Dr. Evil had hoped.

One of the clerks at our local Blockbuster said the titles are in Alphabetical order-ish.

I totally know what you mean... I think that it's important to express your sexuality in other creative ways, though. Treat yourself well, it relieves some of the expectancy.

I wonder how unravled feels about this.

That must be a franchise-wide policy...the non-alphabetizing...not the fantastic norks.

They stop alphabetizing after the first letter of the first word of the title.

As far as I figure...NOBODY is fucking randy.

I'm fuckin randy

But...are you Stan?

Randy ate my meat and loved it.