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KellyAnne

KellyAnne

United Kingdom
May 2008

MAY 22, 2008 02:15 AM

My boyfriend is a hairy, tattood photographer biker... 10 best things about him:

1. Honest
2. Reliable
3. Great at diy or bike mechanics
4. Gentle or evil, whatever i need at the time
5. Loving
6. looks too cute
7. fucking amazing in bed
8. trustworthy
9. has a thing about my curves
10. Likes food and beer way too much smile

yours?

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

MAY 22, 2008 07:38 PM

Everything about him is looong. He's a foot taller than I am, and he's got long arms, legs, hands, fingers, toes... He's just long all over. I love looking at him when he's naked, or not wearing much. He loves to cuddle and often seeks it out - the physical contact for him is very reassuring. And he cheers me up like nobody else can.

Gigondas

Gigondas

Charlotte, NC
January 2003

MAY 22, 2008 07:59 PM

Mine doesn't actually exist.

We never argue.

Vacio

Vacio

HOPEFUL

New Zealand

MAY 27, 2008 10:48 PM

biker boys yumm.

Zale

Zale

Afghanistan
October 2006

MAY 28, 2008 09:13 AM

theDrunkMonk said:
Mine doesn't actually exist.

We never argue.



lol.... The perfect relationship! Amen to that!

MistressMissy

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI
March 2003

MAY 28, 2008 09:24 AM

EvanX

1. Always thanks me for a delicious dinner, even if I only brought stuff home
2. Indulges my video game requests, even if he doesn't really want to play
3. Gets me off my ass and gets me moving
4. Has excellent taste in music, movies, and comic books
5. Has the greatest touch, and loves to touch me

Lily_Sanna

Lily_Sanna

USA
August 2009

AUG 12, 2009 03:00 AM

i can and i have trusted him with everything
he's everything i wanted and didn't know i asked for in a boyfriend: ig: 6"2, thin, not lanky but not over muscled.
he loves me just the way i am

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

AUG 12, 2009 07:27 AM

There's so much good stuff to list, so I'll try not to write a book.

hawkorhandsaw:

Is the smartest person I know.
Is the best kisser ever.
Is my braintwin and my best friend.
Is a reader and has great taste in books. He always has good books to recommend for me, as well.
Is a nerd, just like me.
Is friggin' hot.
Is funny. He's made me laugh so hard it hurts many times.
Is kind and caring.
Is the best ever in bed.
Knows everything about me, the good and the bad, and loves me for it.

I could write so much more but I'd end up writing pages and pages of stuff.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

AUG 12, 2009 07:36 AM

1. Boobs.
2. All that other stuff.

The end.

trixxx

trixxx

I'm lost
January 2004

AUG 12, 2009 09:45 AM

I hope your gf doesn't read this Subrosa or she might fall over swooning with appreciation hahah

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

AUG 12, 2009 10:04 AM

Latex allergy.

Rizzo

Rizzo

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

AUG 12, 2009 10:43 AM

one word:

Batman.

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

AUG 12, 2009 06:04 PM

Subrosa said:
1. Boobs.
2. All that other stuff.

The end.



ditto.

Invisible_Man

Invisible_Man

I'm lost
May 2009

AUG 13, 2009 01:42 PM

She loves me for my brain, not my looks.

IDGAS

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY
March 2004

AUG 13, 2009 01:51 PM

Invisible_Man said:
She loves me for my brain, not my looks.


You are invisible. Wouldn't she have to?

Invisible_Man

Invisible_Man

I'm lost
May 2009

AUG 13, 2009 02:01 PM

Where were you when I didn't get that joke about Duchamp, an army of koalas and a vat of grape jelly?

Nekho

Nekho

HOPEFUL

Rio Rancho, NM

AUG 13, 2009 02:22 PM

Best thing about my man is he lets me have girlfriends. And I don't mean girls that are friends. good times. biggrin

Lucifer69133

Lucifer69133

I'm lost
February 2009

AUG 13, 2009 02:23 PM

Rizzo said:
one word:

Batman.



What's he like in bed?

IDGAS said:

Invisible_Man said:
She loves me for my brain, not my looks.


You are invisible. Wouldn't she have to?



But she can't see his brain either, presumably.

violentpatriot

violentpatriot

Brandenburg, KY
July 2008

AUG 13, 2009 02:44 PM

#1 thing for my wife - the sun rises and sets with me for her.

CassyLee

CassyLee

Capon Bridge, WV
August 2007

AUG 13, 2009 02:54 PM

My guy

Gave me my son who is the most important thing in my life
He is a great father to said son
Works his ass off so I don't have to work and put our son in daycare
Cooks for me just about every night
Tattoos, which means I get free tattoos
Has the perfect cock size for me
Is sexy as hell
Spanks me
Lets me sleep in every day

He really is my best friend. We get along better than most couples and don't need to do all that mushy mushy shit. He's clever and sarcastic and can always make me laugh. biggrin

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

AUG 13, 2009 08:13 PM

Jhay makes me very happy with everything he does, from cooking me dinner, to being fantastic in the sack, to hugging me, to knowing me better than I know myself, to many many other things that if I list here I will never stop. smile

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

AUG 13, 2009 08:30 PM

Her proficiency at wiggling.

BrookieBay

BrookieBay

HOPEFUL

Whittier, CA

AUG 13, 2009 09:12 PM

he sticks around through all my bullshit...I can be a pain sometimes frown
and he's f*cking SEXY biggrin
BrookieBay

ScientistofSleep

ScientistofSleep

New Zealand
November 2007

AUG 14, 2009 04:00 AM

he's my best friend who i get to have sex with

i could go on (and on and on...) but that basically sums it up biggrin

swingkitten

swingkitten

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

AUG 14, 2009 10:50 AM

Derek (aka Duh):

-Consistently comes up with nicknames for me. They'd be embarrassing coming from anyone else, but they make me feel good. (Hi, Miss Titties!)
-Has an excellent vocabulary, knows how to spell... he's quite intelligent.
-Constantly wants to be close. He grabs my ass all the time and makes me feel wanted.
-He has 0% interest in the type of women that mainstream media pushes as "hot".
-He is loved by my family. He is kind to my brothers and likes my mom, even when she's insane.
-He can beatbox very well.
-He makes up songs about us while he's at work, then comes home and sings 'em to me.
-He makes me breakfast at 7am on Saturdays before I have to go to work, when he could be sleeping.
-He can not resist stopping to pet the neighborhood cats whenever he sees one.
-Amazing sex.
-He is big and solid, he has a gut and is heavily tattooed. Physically perfect, in my eyes.
-He loves his family, too.
-He is straightforward to the point of seeming almost rude, to some people. To me, it's just a reminder that he DOES NOT lie. He is completely honest.
-He helps me do leg stretches and washes my feet for me in the shower- both things which are very hard for me due to degenerative arthritis. This one makes me teary-eyed with appreciation sometimes.
-He never gives presents for birthdays or the "expected" holidays, but he does the kindest things or comes up with the best gifts when people are least expecting them.

As others have said in this thread, I could go on forever.
What I can say, though, is that we're ridiculously well-matched. I don't think we've ever had a full blown fight. Not because we keep it all inside, but because we agree on enough and can agree to disagree on the rest. I watch our friends with their spouses or significant others, and it blows my mind to see the manipulation, pettiness, demanding behavior, and outright warring that goes on between so many people who apparently love each other a lot.
I feel incredibly fucking lucky to be in a relationship that's truly functional.

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