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JuliusChurch

JuliusChurch

Brainerd, MN
November 2005

MAY 04, 2008 07:11 AM

The capacity to inflict 20,000 pleasure points per second.

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 04, 2008 08:19 AM

Your Majesty,

If ye wish it, of further inquiry into the dance of lust and the ritees of the aethereal crafte, peruse thy annals no further. T'would ye more well off to ask the Olfactory Masters of Noir's Lair, than ever to consult the milling masses.

Hail the Sun King.

Sincerely,
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an-Narghile Kebirun

Darke

Darke

Trego, WI
June 2005

MAY 05, 2008 06:06 AM

Narghile said:
Magical Sex is bullshit. Yeah, I said it, you fluffy new-age neopagan wiccatards!
Same goes for "Sacred" Sex and the Great Rite.




Ima cut you.


Tadzi

Tadzi

New Brunswick, NJ
April 2003

MAY 05, 2008 06:10 AM

Bill_the_Cat said:

GeckoFabulous said:

Necrosis said:
I'd like the power of having a flag came out of my dick that says "POW" on it post-orgasm.



You've never been catheterized, have you?



I have, and I still like this idea.
'Course I was on 25 mg of morphine at the time...



thats because you didnt have a nurse trip over yours.

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 05, 2008 06:59 AM

Darke said:

Narghile said:
Magical Sex is bullshit. Yeah, I said it, you fluffy new-age neopagan wiccatards!
Same goes for "Sacred" Sex and the Great Rite.




Ima cut you.




With that tiny thing?

Darke

Darke

Trego, WI
June 2005

MAY 05, 2008 07:40 AM

Narghile said:

Darke said:

Narghile said:
Magical Sex is bullshit. Yeah, I said it, you fluffy new-age neopagan wiccatards!
Same goes for "Sacred" Sex and the Great Rite.




Ima cut you.




With that tiny thing?



tiny... but FIERCE!

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 05, 2008 07:42 AM

Darke said:

Narghile said:

Darke said:

Narghile said:
Magical Sex is bullshit. Yeah, I said it, you fluffy new-age neopagan wiccatards!
Same goes for "Sacred" Sex and the Great Rite.

Ima cut you.

With that tiny thing?

tiny... but FIERCE!

Like Pikachu?

Darke

Darke

Trego, WI
June 2005

MAY 05, 2008 08:15 AM

Narghile said:

Darke said:

Narghile said:

Darke said:

Narghile said:
Magical Sex is bullshit. Yeah, I said it, you fluffy new-age neopagan wiccatards!
Same goes for "Sacred" Sex and the Great Rite.

Ima cut you.

With that tiny thing?

tiny... but FIERCE!

Like Pikachu?



like a quantum singularity

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 05, 2008 08:18 AM

Darke said:

Narghile said:

Darke said:

Narghile said:

Darke said:

Narghile said:
Magical Sex is bullshit. Yeah, I said it, you fluffy new-age neopagan wiccatards!
Same goes for "Sacred" Sex and the Great Rite.

Ima cut you.

With that tiny thing?

tiny... but FIERCE!

Like Pikachu?

like a quantum singularity

I'm sure the universe is thrilled that you are tipping the scales for your mantackle.

Darke

Darke

Trego, WI
June 2005

MAY 05, 2008 08:28 AM

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Narghile said:

Darke said:

Narghile said:

Darke said:

Narghile said:

Darke said:
Narghile said:
Magical Sex is bullshit. Yeah, I said it, you fluffy new-age neopagan wiccatards!
Same goes for "Sacred" Sex and the Great Rite.

Ima cut you.

With that tiny thing?

tiny... but FIERCE!

Like Pikachu?

like a quantum singularity

I'm sure the universe is thrilled that you are tipping the scales for your mantackle.


Ours is not to question the will of nature.
biggrin

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 05, 2008 08:33 AM

Darke said:
Ours is not to question the will of nature. biggrin

As a good alchemist, I assure you, it is our mission to question and alter the will of nature.

hotcurry

hotcurry

Los Angeles, CA
June 2004

MAY 05, 2008 11:55 AM

lil_tuffy said:
Dismissal of Hypotheticals



stop, you're making me hot.

unravled

unravled

Vancouver, WA
August 2003

MAY 05, 2008 12:09 PM

lil_tuffy said:
Dismissal of Hypotheticals



I could not agree more. Well, maybe I could if...

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Mokena, IL
January 2005

MAY 05, 2008 04:54 PM

Darke said:

Narghile said:

Darke said:

Narghile said:
Magical Sex is bullshit. Yeah, I said it, you fluffy new-age neopagan wiccatards!
Same goes for "Sacred" Sex and the Great Rite.




Ima cut you.




With that tiny thing?



tiny... but FIERCE!



Awesome.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

MAY 05, 2008 05:31 PM

I'm going for the Permanent Immunity To All STDs spell.

everything else can be taught
or learned
or bought

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

West Vancouver, BC
May 2005

MAY 05, 2008 05:38 PM

Tadzi said:

Bill_the_Cat said:

GeckoFabulous said:

Necrosis said:
I'd like the power of having a flag came out of my dick that says "POW" on it post-orgasm.



You've never been catheterized, have you?



I have, and I still like this idea.
'Course I was on 25 mg of morphine at the time...



thats because you didnt have a nurse trip over yours.



eeek eeek

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