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Louis_XIV

Louis_XIV

France
August 2007

MAY 03, 2008 04:16 PM

If you could acquire any sex-related spell, what would it be? Levitation during sex? The ability to arouse any woman just by looking into her eyes? Invocation of tentacles? Domination spells? Transformation spells? Being invisible for others during sex (great for sex in public)? Invocation of a hundred horny little goblins? Anything else?

Unleash your imagination!

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 03, 2008 04:20 PM

Magical Sex is bullshit. Yeah, I said it, you fluffy new-age neopagan wiccatards!
Same goes for "Sacred" Sex and the Great Rite.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

MAY 03, 2008 04:28 PM

Dismissal of Hypotheticals

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

MAY 03, 2008 04:30 PM

I want the magical ability to make every woman I'm with appear as Ana Maria Mauricia.

Argene

Argene

Pittsburgh, PA
June 2004

MAY 03, 2008 05:18 PM

I'd go with the ability to arouse a woman just by looking in her eyes. Or fun times w/ the domination spell.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

MAY 03, 2008 05:44 PM

Honestly? I can think of all kinds of exciting and naughty things but if I could only cast one sex related spell, it would be the No Pregnancy EVER spell.

Sex without any worries about pregnancy? And being able to finally stop taking birth control every damn day? That'd be pretty sweet.

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

MAY 03, 2008 06:00 PM

i'd bring aleister crowley back from the grave and have the butt secks with him.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

MAY 03, 2008 07:51 PM

Louis_XIV said:
Levitation during sex?


*cough*

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

MAY 03, 2008 08:05 PM

Morgan said:
Honestly? I can think of all kinds of exciting and naughty things but if I could only cast one sex related spell, it would be the No Pregnancy EVER spell.

Sex without any worries about pregnancy? And being able to finally stop taking birth control every damn day? That'd be pretty sweet.



My husband had that spell performed on him. It requires frozen peas afterwards.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

MAY 03, 2008 08:36 PM

Phantasy said:

Morgan said:
Honestly? I can think of all kinds of exciting and naughty things but if I could only cast one sex related spell, it would be the No Pregnancy EVER spell.

Sex without any worries about pregnancy? And being able to finally stop taking birth control every damn day? That'd be pretty sweet.



My husband had that spell performed on him. It requires frozen peas afterwards.



My husband too. Witch hi-five! biggrin

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

MAY 03, 2008 09:03 PM

GeckoFabulous said:

Phantasy said:

Morgan said:
Honestly? I can think of all kinds of exciting and naughty things but if I could only cast one sex related spell, it would be the No Pregnancy EVER spell.

Sex without any worries about pregnancy? And being able to finally stop taking birth control every damn day? That'd be pretty sweet.



My husband had that spell performed on him. It requires frozen peas afterwards.



My husband too. Witch hi-five! biggrin



*hi-five*

*cackles*

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

MAY 03, 2008 09:04 PM

lil_tuffy said:
Dismissal of Hypotheticals



only in history class.

Necrosis

Necrosis

Australia
January 2006

MAY 03, 2008 09:10 PM

I'd like the power of having a flag came out of my dick that says "POW" on it post-orgasm.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

MAY 03, 2008 09:15 PM

Necrosis said:
I'd like the power of having a flag came out of my dick that says "POW" on it post-orgasm.



You've never been catheterized, have you?

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

MAY 03, 2008 09:27 PM

GeckoFabulous said:

Necrosis said:
I'd like the power of having a flag came out of my dick that says "POW" on it post-orgasm.



You've never been catheterized, have you?



I have, and I still like this idea.
'Course I was on 25 mg of morphine at the time...

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

MAY 04, 2008 01:16 AM

Bill_the_Cat said:

GeckoFabulous said:

Necrosis said:
I'd like the power of having a flag came out of my dick that says "POW" on it post-orgasm.



You've never been catheterized, have you?



I have, and I still like this idea.
'Course I was on 25 mg of morphine at the time...



OK, I've decided. I want my spell to be that my touch brings about orgasms equivalent to a flood of morphine.

That or the unfailing ability to deep throat. EIther way.

Elichrusos

Elichrusos

I'm lost
October 2007

MAY 04, 2008 01:28 AM

Necrosis said:
I'd like the power of having a flag came out of my dick that says "POW" on it post-orgasm.



In gothic script, with a little hand throwing the horns underneath?

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

MAY 04, 2008 02:07 AM

Morgan said:
Honestly? I can think of all kinds of exciting and naughty things but if I could only cast one sex related spell, it would be the No Pregnancy EVER spell.

Sex without any worries about pregnancy? And being able to finally stop taking birth control every damn day? That'd be pretty sweet.



so, condoms?

god knows i am asking for shit on this one...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

where can i find sarcasm in the dictionary?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAY 04, 2008 02:07 AM

I remove my robe and wizard hat...

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

MAY 04, 2008 02:19 AM

atomicant said:

Morgan said:
Honestly? I can think of all kinds of exciting and naughty things but if I could only cast one sex related spell, it would be the No Pregnancy EVER spell.

Sex without any worries about pregnancy? And being able to finally stop taking birth control every damn day? That'd be pretty sweet.



so, condoms?

god knows i am asking for shit on this one...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

where can i find sarcasm in the dictionary?





RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

MAY 04, 2008 02:38 AM

atomicant said:

Morgan said:
Honestly? I can think of all kinds of exciting and naughty things but if I could only cast one sex related spell, it would be the No Pregnancy EVER spell.

Sex without any worries about pregnancy? And being able to finally stop taking birth control every damn day? That'd be pretty sweet.



so, condoms?

god knows i am asking for shit on this one...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

where can i find sarcasm in the dictionary?




Ashtré: Dad, I got a girl pregnant.
Father: Hold up, did you use a condom, son?
Ashtré: No.
Father: HELL YEAH! THAT'S MY BOY! Yo, never use a condom, son! Shit takes away all the feeling!

Necrosis

Necrosis

Australia
January 2006

MAY 04, 2008 02:55 AM

Elichrusos said:

Necrosis said:
I'd like the power of having a flag came out of my dick that says "POW" on it post-orgasm.



In gothic script, with a little hand throwing the horns underneath?


I'd like to add this and a smattering of other themed flags to my power as well.

And laser eyes.

Neyrissa

Neyrissa

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

MAY 04, 2008 04:21 AM

"Guaranteed orgasm every time" spell for me, thanks!

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

MAY 04, 2008 05:08 AM

GeckoFabulous said:

Bill_the_Cat said:

GeckoFabulous said:

Necrosis said:
I'd like the power of having a flag came out of my dick that says "POW" on it post-orgasm.



You've never been catheterized, have you?



I have, and I still like this idea.
'Course I was on 25 mg of morphine at the time...



OK, I've decided. I want my spell to be that my touch brings about orgasms equivalent to a flood of morphine.

That or the unfailing ability to deep throat. EIther way.



Man, that's like one of those bad wishes. You'd never be able to touch anybody, stranger or anybody, without giving them the wrong impression.

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

MAY 04, 2008 05:13 AM

Argene said:
I'd go with the ability to arouse a woman just by looking in her eyes. Or fun times w/ the domination spell.



Oh, man. Dominate would be awesome.

Prestidigitation would be fun too. No cleanup! You can be as messy as you want.

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