Time-travel and sex with yourself

A question I always wanted to ask bi- or homosexual persons :

If you could travel back (or forward) in time and have sex with yourself - would you do it? Could you find yourself attractive? Or would it be like having sex with your twin?

Another question is whether it would legally be incest? I mean, you and youself are zero-degree relatives, aren't you?

My Good Sir,

I would be delighted to be invited to your country estate to sample some of the fine opium you are clearly smoking.

Regards,

While Our tastes do not personally run toward such Spanish inclinations, We have at times considered taking a willing female paramour back in time and allowing her to indulge in a ménage à trois with both Ourself and a younger version of same.

The only thing better than one of Us, after all, is two of Us.

I'd hit it.

im sure at least half of this website is having sex with themselves at this very moment.

Not only would FutureSelf sex up PresentSelf, FutureSelf would bring back FutureSelfClones to continue the sexing of PresentSelf and assorted others. Plus, you know, someone's got to hold the camera.

Oh Kleio... As soon as I'd seen that you posted, I had no doubt at all what your answer would be.

You'd be surprised how difficult it is to find a pattern you like.

I like the way you think. Sandwiching a willing female between myself and a future/past self would be pretty neat.

You know how faster and better access to pornography is what drives internet technology? I'm betting that when someone does finally invent a time machine having sex with himself will be the driving force behind it.

true dat.

same with the whole VHS vs Beta battle.

Marry Us?

ok, im using this for a neo-gay-edge-cyber-punk-novella before Chuck Palahniuk does. Well call it Rant. Ill split the profits with you sixty for-


damn. he wrote it already. that man is fast.


... or has a time travel machine...

In all honestly I would do it(me, whatever you wanna call it).

I would not. I am a unattractive asshole.

Ew, no.















No.

+1

I am way too much hard work.

How am I doin' hot stuff?

Two mes one cup.

Yeah I'm about the only person I understand or get on with so hell yeah

Herr Konig,

As a respectable Heathen king in my own right, I do not have this concept of "time travel." However, upon council at the great tree with the Allfather Odin, and his sons Bragi and Thor, I have learned that it is indeed possible to cross between the worlds and have a deliberate amount of coitus with oneself.

To this, I find your question to be wholly perverted in nature, and I laud it with a horn of mead, by which I hereunto say that yes, I would fuck my past self. Hard.

TLDNR