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jackXsansXsally

jackXsansXsally

Afghanistan
August 2006

APR 16, 2008 09:29 AM

Now thats just good, old-fashioned fun! biggrin

JennRose

JennRose

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

APR 16, 2008 09:36 AM

eeek

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

APR 16, 2008 09:52 AM

and, in keeping with the theme, better kept to one's self.

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

APR 16, 2008 10:03 AM

RANDAL
She was pretty young, hunhh?

DANTE
Twenty-two; same as us.

RANDAL
An embolism in a pool.

DANTE
An embarrassing way to die.

RANDAL
That's nothing compared to how my
cousin Walter died.

DANTE
How'd he die?

RANDAL
Broke his neck.

DANTE
That's embarrassing?

RANDAL
He broke his neck trying to suck
his own dick.

Absolute silence. Then...

DANTE
Shut the hell up.

RANDAL
Bible truth.

DANTE
Stop it.

RANDAL
I swear.

DANTE
Oh, my god.

RANDAL
Come on. Haven't you ever tried to
suck your own dick?

DANTE
No!

RANDAL
Yeah sure. You're so repressed.

DANTE
Because I never tried to suck my
own dick?

RANDAL
No, because you won't admit to it.
As if a guy's a fucking pervert
because he tries to go down on
himself. You're as curious as the
rest of us, pal. You've tried it.

DANTE
Who found him?

RANDAL
My cousin? My aunt found him. On
his bed, doubled over himself with
his legs on top. Dick in his mouth.
My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.

DANTE
His dick was in his mouth?

RANDAL
Balls resting on his lips.

DANTE
He made it, hunhh?

RANDAL
Yeah, but at what a price.

Silence. Then...

DANTE
I could never reach.

RANDAL
Reach what?

DANTE
You know.

RANDAL
What, your dick?

DANTE
Yeah. Like you said, you know. I
guess everyone tries it, sooner of
later.

RANDAL
I never tried it.

DANTE glares at RANDAL. Silence. Then...

RANDAL
Fucking pervert.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

APR 16, 2008 10:26 AM



-TM

jackXsansXsally

jackXsansXsally

Afghanistan
August 2006

APR 16, 2008 10:40 AM

lil_tuffy said:
and, in keeping with the theme, better kept to one's self.



Well...if it wasnt, it would just be...felatio.

Wheezy_E

Wheezy_E

Boulder City, NV
April 2004

APR 16, 2008 10:45 AM

just make sure the engine isn't running. on second thought...

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

APR 16, 2008 11:01 AM

jackXsansXsally said:

lil_tuffy said:
and, in keeping with the theme, better kept to one's self.



Well...if it wasnt, it would just be...felatio.



I was referring to bragging about it on the internet. wink

Cash

Cash

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

APR 16, 2008 11:26 AM

I don't care even if it IS my own...a dick in the mouth is not something I want to experience.

softparody

softparody

United Kingdom
September 2007

APR 16, 2008 12:04 PM

One question...

Spit or Swallow?

Sarah xx

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

APR 16, 2008 12:23 PM

AutoCorrect. Now thats just good, old-fashioned fun! biggrin

Martijn

Martijn

Netherlands
July 2007

APR 16, 2008 12:45 PM

Cash said:
I don't care even if it IS my own...a dick in the mouth is not something I want to experience.



It's fun to walk in on someone trying it though biggrin

cyryjanka

cyryjanka

HOPEFUL

Poland

APR 16, 2008 03:52 PM

it is possible??

unravled

unravled

Vancouver, WA
August 2003

APR 16, 2008 06:58 PM

cyryjanka said:
it is possible??



Trust me, that's not a question you want to as around here.

jackXsansXsally

jackXsansXsally

Afghanistan
August 2006

APR 16, 2008 08:41 PM

softparody said:
One question...

Spit or Swallow?

Sarah xx



Im not some sort of sicko! puke

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

APR 16, 2008 08:47 PM

jackXsansXsally said:

softparody said:
One question...

Spit or Swallow?

Sarah xx



Im not some sort of sicko! puke



Best. Exchange ever.

"I suck my own dick! But I never swallow. I don't know where it's been!"

Argene

Argene

Columbia, SC
June 2004

APR 16, 2008 09:26 PM

Hey, on a related note, anyone seen Shortbus?

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

APR 17, 2008 12:40 AM

Why would I want to fellate an auto?

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

APR 17, 2008 12:44 AM

OlafTheTroll said:
Why would I want to fellate an auto?



To repay it for letting you stick your thingie in its tail-pipe.

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

APR 17, 2008 02:44 AM

starkravingsane said:
Hey, on a related note, anyone seen Shortbus?



No, but it's been on my list for ages.

Abbiss

Abbiss

SUICIDEGIRL

Belgium

APR 17, 2008 03:20 AM

I want to know about it!!! Don't shut this thread!

softparody

softparody

United Kingdom
September 2007

APR 17, 2008 12:09 PM

Sydni said:

jackXsansXsally said:

softparody said:
One question...

Spit or Swallow?

Sarah xx



Im not some sort of sicko! puke



Best. Exchange ever.

"I suck my own dick! But I never swallow. I don't know where it's been!"



Haha, classic. "'sake, I might get cooties or something"

Sarah xx

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

APR 17, 2008 12:20 PM

Abbiss said:
I want to know about it!!! Don't shut this thread!



What more is there to know?

Dude is flexible and/or has a really long dick and indulges in one of the most narcissistic acts possible then states so on a porn site while presenting no evidence that such an act transpired or any clue as to why he thought we may want to know.

Hilarity (usually) ensues.

Voila!

softparody

softparody

United Kingdom
September 2007

APR 17, 2008 01:14 PM

I can suck my own penis.

Sarah xx

SquareRoot

SquareRoot

New York, NY
January 2008

APR 17, 2008 01:43 PM

softparody said:
I can suck my own penis.

Sarah xx



Now that I would LOVE to watch!

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