Noisy Beds

You could try 3-in-1 oil on the slats where they meet the frame. It might drip on the floor or soak into the mattress a little. You could also try inserting cardboard strips between the slats and the frame (cut from a cereal box, for example) - depends how the slats are attached.

mattress on yoga mats ----- no sliding and no noise!

Can I print this out and slide it under my upstairs neighbors door?

You don't want to hear them have sex?

I lurk around hotels just for this.

Think of it this way, at least you don't have a hammock for a bed and have to use the living room couch or something if you want things to work at maximum efficiency. APPRECIATE THE SQUEAKINESS!

It's the mattress of my bed that squeaks, but not much -- so I'm more fortunate than few.

the thought of this cracked me up, hey baby you don't happen to have an allen wrench on you? no, fuck it.

My bed is horribly noisy. The last couple of times I gave up and ordered "Just get on the fucking floor," but now it's middle of winter it's too cold for that!
Not that it matters now anyway - *wanders over to this thread.*
edit: I should mention I still live with my folks, so I can't exactly appreciate the squeakiness...