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unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

JAN 17, 2008 06:46 PM

BlastProcessing said:

Where was your safe word when he reactivated?



Unfortunately today's safe word was atomicant.

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

JAN 17, 2008 06:52 PM

Guy, handcuffed to own bed, watches helplessly as two women rob him blind.



What a story that will make!

Evercunt

Evercunt

Portland, OR
October 2005

JAN 17, 2008 07:04 PM

d_day said:

Guy, handcuffed to own bed, watches helplessly as two women rob him blind.



What a story that will make!



I'm such an idiot. I was looking all over the first page to see who you had quoted. blackeyed

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

JAN 17, 2008 07:17 PM

Iao said:

d_day said:

Guy, handcuffed to own bed, watches helplessly as two women rob him blind.



What a story that will make!



I'm such an idiot. I was looking all over the first page to see who you had quoted. blackeyed



Haha!

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

JAN 17, 2008 08:10 PM

Personal anecdote:

Guy in high school ditched me 2 days before homecoming, leaving me dateless.

Few weeks later, tries to 'hook up' with me.

My best friend and I go to his house, get him to his underwear, and tie him to his bed using dress socks and neckties, promising him pleasure beyond compare.

We raid his kitchen, finishing his Cap'n Crunch, and leave him for his mother to find.

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

JAN 17, 2008 08:56 PM

DhD_No_Pants said:
My best friend and I go to his house, get him to his underwear, and tie him to his bed using dress socks and neckties, promising him pleasure beyond compare.

We raid his kitchen, finishing his Cap'n Crunch, and leave him for his mother to find.


its all fun and games until his house catches on fire or something. but hey, at least you assured him that he made the right decision by not taking you to your dance!


MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 17, 2008 09:03 PM

DhD_No_Pants said:
Personal anecdote:

Guy in high school ditched me 2 days before homecoming, leaving me dateless.

Few weeks later, tries to 'hook up' with me.

My best friend and I go to his house, get him to his underwear, and tie him to his bed using dress socks and neckties, promising him pleasure beyond compare.

We raid his kitchen, finishing his Cap'n Crunch, and leave him for his mother to find.



To this day, I can't eat Cap'n Crunch without crying like a little girl.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Mostly because it tears up my mouth fucking awful.

skull_kid

skull_kid

I'm lost
November 2007

JAN 17, 2008 09:41 PM

I'm not into threesomes really.

It has to be a minimum eightsome.

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

JAN 18, 2008 12:07 AM

unravled said:

BlastProcessing said:

Where was your safe word when he reactivated?



Unfortunately today's safe word was atomicant.



that's fucking hot!

eightzeroone

eightzeroone

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

JAN 18, 2008 01:19 AM

You need to list all of the sensitive areas on the human body, and all of the body parts capable of stimulating those areas, and then create a chart of permutations of those, in order to ensure that each body part is stimulated by each possible stimulator.

Of course, in order to ensure completion of the stimulation cycle, you need to establish the duration of your threesome, designate each specific activity, and use a stopwatch to divide the time to make sure no stimulator/stimulatee combination is left unaccomplished. You may wish to appoint an independent referee to note which combinations have been completed on the aforementioned chart.

This will ensure the maximum pleasure variety for all participants in a predictable manner that will never leave you guessing "Wow, there are two naked chicks here who want to fuck me, what do I do?!"

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

JAN 18, 2008 01:23 AM

the planned ones suck donk. too much time to build expectations

it's when they happen spur of the moment that it's fun.

and "handcuffs" don't really scream bondage to me.

7percent

7percent

United Kingdom
December 2007

JAN 18, 2008 03:11 AM

got this bondage set: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2444 although I've taken off the velcro cuffs and put metal ones on instead..

obviously, I don't wanna do too much planning.. but it'd be annoying if I don't have something that might be useful..

think this thread has exhausted it's usefulness, so thanks to everyone who's contributed ideas.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

China
May 2003

JAN 18, 2008 10:29 AM

unravled said:

BlastProcessing said:

Where was your safe word when he reactivated?



Unfortunately today's safe word was atomicant.



I thought it would be "bacon" but then I realized it should be something you don't often say during sex.

Baaaaaaaby... you got me achin'
cuz' you shakin'
that chest bacon

- Andre Williams

smithers_jones

smithers_jones

I'm lost
November 2003

JAN 18, 2008 11:24 AM

That happened to me once and the bitches stole one of my kidneys, even though I used the safe word.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

JAN 18, 2008 02:28 PM

smithers_jones said:
That happened to me once and the bitches stole one of my kidneys, even though I used the safe word.



quit your bitching, you got two, it's not like you need them both, Mr. Selfish.

maybe her grandma needed it or something.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JAN 18, 2008 03:58 PM

d_day said:

Guy, handcuffed to own bed, watches helplessly as two women rob him blind.



What a story that will make!



Didn't that happen to Costanza once?

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

JAN 18, 2008 08:06 PM

Rasputin_ said:

d_day said:

Guy, handcuffed to own bed, watches helplessly as two women rob him blind.



What a story that will make!



Didn't that happen to Costanza once?



I do believe you are right.

Stiles

Stiles

Los Angeles, CA
November 2002

JAN 18, 2008 08:31 PM

MisterSatan said:


To this day, I can't eat Cap'n Crunch without crying like a little girl.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Mostly because it tears up my mouth fucking awful.



You know you're not supposed to eat the whole box dry, right?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JAN 19, 2008 12:48 AM

Stiles said:

MisterSatan said:


To this day, I can't eat Cap'n Crunch without crying like a little girl.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Mostly because it tears up my mouth fucking awful.



You know you're not supposed to eat the whole box dry, right?



What are you, the fucking Cereal Police? Why doncha go eat a bowl of Sugar Dicks?!

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

JAN 19, 2008 08:16 AM

MisterSatan said:

Stiles said:

MisterSatan said:
To this day, I can't eat Cap'n Crunch without crying like a little girl.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Mostly because it tears up my mouth fucking awful.



You know you're not supposed to eat the whole box dry, right?



What are you, the fucking Cereal Police? Why doncha go eat a bowl of Sugar Dicks?!


Cap'n Crunch does not cut the roof of your mouth, you big fat liar. tongue

-TM

JennRose

JennRose

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

JAN 19, 2008 08:19 AM

DhD_No_Pants said:
Personal anecdote:

Guy in high school ditched me 2 days before homecoming, leaving me dateless.

Few weeks later, tries to 'hook up' with me.

My best friend and I go to his house, get him to his underwear, and tie him to his bed using dress socks and neckties, promising him pleasure beyond compare.

We raid his kitchen, finishing his Cap'n Crunch, and leave him for his mother to find.



very nice. biggrin

Cash

Cash

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

JAN 19, 2008 08:49 AM

I've found that the best threesome...is the one you don't plan on. If for no other reason that that one, truly awesome moment when it first dawns on you:



Hey...wait a min.....is this what I think it....holy SHIT they're both going to.....SWEET!

SiN13

SiN13

Orlando, FL
January 2008

JAN 24, 2008 08:34 AM

Get plenty of rope!

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