'bondage threesome'

Unfortunately today's safe word was atomicant.

What a story that will make!

I'm such an idiot. I was looking all over the first page to see who you had quoted.

Haha!

Personal anecdote:

Guy in high school ditched me 2 days before homecoming, leaving me dateless.

Few weeks later, tries to 'hook up' with me.

My best friend and I go to his house, get him to his underwear, and tie him to his bed using dress socks and neckties, promising him pleasure beyond compare.

We raid his kitchen, finishing his Cap'n Crunch, and leave him for his mother to find.

its all fun and games until his house catches on fire or something. but hey, at least you assured him that he made the right decision by not taking you to your dance!

To this day, I can't eat Cap'n Crunch without crying like a little girl.

I'm not into threesomes really.

It has to be a minimum eightsome.

that's fucking hot!

You need to list all of the sensitive areas on the human body, and all of the body parts capable of stimulating those areas, and then create a chart of permutations of those, in order to ensure that each body part is stimulated by each possible stimulator.

Of course, in order to ensure completion of the stimulation cycle, you need to establish the duration of your threesome, designate each specific activity, and use a stopwatch to divide the time to make sure no stimulator/stimulatee combination is left unaccomplished. You may wish to appoint an independent referee to note which combinations have been completed on the aforementioned chart.

This will ensure the maximum pleasure variety for all participants in a predictable manner that will never leave you guessing "Wow, there are two naked chicks here who want to fuck me, what do I do?!"

the planned ones suck donk. too much time to build expectations

it's when they happen spur of the moment that it's fun.

and "handcuffs" don't really scream bondage to me.

got this bondage set: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2444 although I've taken off the velcro cuffs and put metal ones on instead..

obviously, I don't wanna do too much planning.. but it'd be annoying if I don't have something that might be useful..

think this thread has exhausted it's usefulness, so thanks to everyone who's contributed ideas.

I thought it would be "bacon" but then I realized it should be something you don't often say during sex.

Baaaaaaaby... you got me achin'
cuz' you shakin'
that chest bacon
- Andre Williams

That happened to me once and the bitches stole one of my kidneys, even though I used the safe word.

quit your bitching, you got two, it's not like you need them both, Mr. Selfish.

maybe her grandma needed it or something.

Didn't that happen to Costanza once?

I do believe you are right.

You know you're not supposed to eat the whole box dry, right?

What are you, the fucking Cereal Police? Why doncha go eat a bowl of Sugar Dicks?!

Cap'n Crunch does not cut the roof of your mouth, you big fat liar.

-TM

I've found that the best threesome...is the one you don't plan on. If for no other reason that that one, truly awesome moment when it first dawns on you:

Get plenty of rope!