My cons about having a soon to be wife...

That sounds like a good question for the OP to ask himself.

Yes, but what are his pros about his soon to be divorce?

I say go for it.
If you're going to disregard any shred of valid opinion here, then you clearly have all the answers.

Smokes before hos yo! Smokes before hos!

I'm sure everyone else has already weighed in so this is pointless but...

You probably don't want to marry this girl. Yes you're in "love" or whatever, big deal. If you can't be yourself it will never work out longterm, and that is what marriage is (or should be) the ultimate longterm, till you DIE.

Also I have a general rule: never date anyone who spends $250 on a pair of pants.

Saves me a lot of trouble.

You is a tru playa.

I don't think you can technically "divorce" an imaginary girlfriend, so it's all good.

I don't think it's a joke so much as a cautionary tale.

Oh, so am I. Eight years and still appallingly cuddly. Just saying "those" marriages aren't so much jokes as the cautionary shit people talk about that scares them away from a good thing.

Further proof that you're totally imaginary. You can't be both.

I'm fully capable of accepting the fact that I'm someone's bad dream.

you're everyone's bad dream.

don't I know it?!

Thanks. I try my best.

I wish I had started a thread like this before I got married.

*sigh*
I miss the old days on SG when a guy could talk about raping dead babies and get 20 offers to hook up.

win!

hindsight is always 20/20.

you offerin'?

So is this guy married yet, or what? I want to attend the custody hearing for his cigarettes.