Condom are hell

Better than the "start 15 new threads" button.

Condoms ARE hell -- I use them whenever possible. But there are just those nights where: they just keep breaking, they keep coming off, or they just feel bad.

I seriously can't get off when wearing a condom... I think it's happened like 5 times my whole life. With casual partners I would whip it off and jack myself off to completion... with long-term partners we usually progress to condomless sex ASAP, via birth control and trust... or birth control and disregard.

heh, most guys would be pretty okay with their girl having that problem.

Apart from the already mentioned lube, tighter condoms might help a bit.

Or stop doing those Kegels.

Condoms coming off? Yeah, everyone loves that. Especially if they're not on birth control. Or, you know, having casual sex with someone they don't really know that well. Awesome stuff!

Condom are hell, but baby are worse

Haha the first time I had sex with my boyfriend we lost the condom. [he wasn't actually my boyfriend at this point.. he had just brought me home from a bar and we were both wasted]
Lost, gone, into oblivion.
I was like ahhh, so I checked. Nope, not inside, it was just gone.
So the next day we went for breakfast with the gang, and I told all my girlfriends when we went to the bathroom, I come back and he had told all his guy friends.
Embarrassing...
And thank god I'm on the patch, and he doesn't have any STDs or STIs.

Pssht, whatever. Get the honeymoon stitch! ; )

And yeah, I used to have this problem way back in the day before my vagina became some tired, babytrodden, oversexed lump of flesh. Use lots of lube and make sure he gets it rolled alllll the way down. Some guys don't get it as far down as they could, and then that little roll at the bottom snags in your cooch and rolls up, expediting the 'zomg get this rubber out of me ' fishing expedition.