Laydeez! Finger in da' butt.

So...admittedly, I was going for a touch of humor with the thread title. However....this is a serious issue for discussion. Some guys like a finger in the ass when you're pleasuing us....some of us don't....some of us aren't sure.

However....the key to this....is communication. Just as you wouldn't like is to jam an unsuspecting finger into your pussy.....a stealth finger in the butt can be unsettling to some guys...especially if it;s done clumsily...and without warning.

Here are some tips:

1.) ASK IF IT IS SOMETHING HE MAY ENJOY.......before shoving a finger into his ass.
2.) If he says "yes" do it gently.
3.) If he says "no" cease & decist all finger/butt related activity.

Finally....in closing.....feeling like you've been gang-raped in a prison shower is not the way some of us would like to conclude the evening.

I suspect Cash's no-fly-zone has been compromised.

Oh, no.

thanks for the visual.

To have your fucking problems.

So, so not the same thing.

how so?

The vagina is pretty dang likely to get penetrated at some point in the encounter. Should a finger be in there pre-coitus, even without warning, it isn't that surprising. The man's anus, on the other hand... Your average, everyday, heterosexual sexual encounter won't involve it much, if at all. So it'd be much more surprising to find a finger in it. Not to say it doesn't happen or that there's anything wrong with it if it does. Just sayin', it's more shocking.


Isn't that obvious?

That's be "anuses", although the phrase "Laydeez have anuses" conjures up a vision of mult-anused laydeez, so I guess the best option is "Every lady has an anus", hopefully sung to the tune of the Monty Python song "Every Sperm Is Sacred".

Oh, and since my metaphorical finger is up my grammar nazi ass this evening, the finger wouldn't be "unsuspecting", the pussy and/or anus would be.

Ok...I think we're arguing different sides of the same coin here.

my main point was that.....nobody usually likes to have a quick, unsuspecting finger jabbed anywhere.....

In that you should take care never to jab an unannounced finger into a woman's vagina...so should you extend the same courtesy to a fella's anus.

i am not a puppet! i am a free man!

C'mon Cash, why do you think they call it the shocker?

I'll say they're different for another reason. The ass is not self-lubricating. Regardless, any object moving too fast into an unprepared cavity isn't likely to be received well. Initiate slowly, then build, folks.

I think for entertainment value, the OP should have started with the words "So, a friend of mine had an unpleasant experience the other day..."

Other than that, I completely agree.

Tough night, Cash?

You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?

Yes dear, you're supposed to use your fingers, not whatever appliance, furniture, sports equipment or household pet you can grab first.

Damn. I wonder how much I can get on Craigslist for these skis I won't be using anymore?

this thread is going downhill quickly.

I see what you did there.

i try.