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Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 16, 2007 06:36 PM

So...admittedly, I was going for a touch of humor with the thread title. However....this is a serious issue for discussion. Some guys like a finger in the ass when you're pleasuing us....some of us don't....some of us aren't sure.

However....the key to this....is communication. Just as you wouldn't like is to jam an unsuspecting finger into your pussy.....a stealth finger in the butt can be unsettling to some guys...especially if it;s done clumsily...and without warning.

Here are some tips:

1.) ASK IF IT IS SOMETHING HE MAY ENJOY.......before shoving a finger into his ass.
2.) If he says "yes" do it gently.
3.) If he says "no" cease & decist all finger/butt related activity.

Finally....in closing.....feeling like you've been gang-raped in a prison shower is not the way some of us would like to conclude the evening.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

DEC 16, 2007 06:42 PM

I suspect Cash's no-fly-zone has been compromised.

Tallboy66

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL
January 2005

DEC 16, 2007 06:44 PM

Oh, no.

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

DEC 16, 2007 06:49 PM

thanks for the visual.

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 16, 2007 06:49 PM

To have your fucking problems.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

DEC 16, 2007 06:52 PM

Cash said:
Just as you wouldn't like is to jam an unsuspecting finger into your pussy.....a stealth finger in the butt can be unsettling to some guys...



So, so not the same thing.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 16, 2007 07:05 PM

StarBelliedBoy said:

Cash said:
Just as you wouldn't like is to jam an unsuspecting finger into your pussy.....a stealth finger in the butt can be unsettling to some guys...



So, so not the same thing.



how so?

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

DEC 16, 2007 07:11 PM

Cash said:

StarBelliedBoy said:

Cash said:
Just as you wouldn't like is to jam an unsuspecting finger into your pussy.....a stealth finger in the butt can be unsettling to some guys...



So, so not the same thing.



how so?



The vagina is pretty dang likely to get penetrated at some point in the encounter. Should a finger be in there pre-coitus, even without warning, it isn't that surprising. The man's anus, on the other hand... Your average, everyday, heterosexual sexual encounter won't involve it much, if at all. So it'd be much more surprising to find a finger in it. Not to say it doesn't happen or that there's anything wrong with it if it does. Just sayin', it's more shocking.


Isn't that obvious?

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 16, 2007 07:15 PM

Cash said:

StarBelliedBoy said:

Cash said:
Just as you wouldn't like is to jam an unsuspecting finger into your pussy.....a stealth finger in the butt can be unsettling to some guys...



So, so not the same thing.



how so?



Ladyeez have anuses (ani? what's the plural here) too. And just like you gentlemen, we tend not to appreciate the sudden surprise finger showing up in there.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

DEC 16, 2007 07:23 PM

Roethke said:

Cash said:

StarBelliedBoy said:

Cash said:
Just as you wouldn't like is to jam an unsuspecting finger into your pussy.....a stealth finger in the butt can be unsettling to some guys...



So, so not the same thing.



how so?



Ladyeez have anuses (ani? what's the plural here) too. And just like you gentlemen, we tend not to appreciate the sudden surprise finger showing up in there.



That's be "anuses", although the phrase "Laydeez have anuses" conjures up a vision of mult-anused laydeez, so I guess the best option is "Every lady has an anus", hopefully sung to the tune of the Monty Python song "Every Sperm Is Sacred".

Oh, and since my metaphorical finger is up my grammar nazi ass this evening, the finger wouldn't be "unsuspecting", the pussy and/or anus would be.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

DEC 16, 2007 07:39 PM

StarBelliedBoy said:
The vagina is pretty dang likely to get penetrated at some point in the encounter. Should a finger be in there pre-coitus, even without warning, it isn't that surprising. The man's anus, on the other hand... Your average, everyday, heterosexual sexual encounter won't involve it much, if at all. So it'd be much more surprising to find a finger in it. Not to say it doesn't happen or that there's anything wrong with it if it does. Just sayin', it's more shocking.


Isn't that obvious?



Ok...I think we're arguing different sides of the same coin here.

my main point was that.....nobody usually likes to have a quick, unsuspecting finger jabbed anywhere.....

In that you should take care never to jab an unannounced finger into a woman's vagina...so should you extend the same courtesy to a fella's anus.

Rizzo

Rizzo

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

DEC 16, 2007 07:56 PM

Roethke said:

Cash said:

StarBelliedBoy said:

Cash said:
Just as you wouldn't like is to jam an unsuspecting finger into your pussy.....a stealth finger in the butt can be unsettling to some guys...



So, so not the same thing.



how so?



Ladyeez have anuses (ani? what's the plural here) too. And just like you gentlemen, we tend not to appreciate the sudden surprise finger showing up in there.



seriously. us "laydeez" like to have some sort of warning too

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

DEC 16, 2007 08:08 PM

i am not a puppet! i am a free man!

minimalism

minimalism

Argentina
OLD SKOOL

DEC 16, 2007 08:13 PM

C'mon Cash, why do you think they call it the shocker? eeek

mark13

mark13

Pittsburgh, PA
February 2004

DEC 16, 2007 08:20 PM

Cash said:

StarBelliedBoy said:

Cash said:
Just as you wouldn't like is to jam an unsuspecting finger into your pussy.....a stealth finger in the butt can be unsettling to some guys...



So, so not the same thing.



how so?



I'll say they're different for another reason. The ass is not self-lubricating. Regardless, any object moving too fast into an unprepared cavity isn't likely to be received well. Initiate slowly, then build, folks.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

DEC 17, 2007 03:36 AM

I think for entertainment value, the OP should have started with the words "So, a friend of mine had an unpleasant experience the other day..."

Other than that, I completely agree.

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

DEC 17, 2007 04:26 AM

Tough night, Cash?

JennRose

JennRose

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

DEC 17, 2007 07:52 AM

Cash said:
Finally....in closing.....feeling like you've been gang-raped in a prison shower is not the way some of us would like to conclude the evening.



spoil sport. tongue wink

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

DEC 17, 2007 07:56 AM

You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

DEC 17, 2007 07:57 AM

unravled said:
You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?



Yes dear, you're supposed to use your fingers, not whatever appliance, furniture, sports equipment or household pet you can grab first.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

DEC 17, 2007 08:10 AM

Uncognitive said:

unravled said:
You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?



Yes dear, you're supposed to use your fingers, not whatever appliance, furniture, sports equipment or household pet you can grab first.



Damn. I wonder how much I can get on Craigslist for these skis I won't be using anymore?

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

DEC 17, 2007 09:02 AM

unravled said:

Uncognitive said:

unravled said:
You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?



Yes dear, you're supposed to use your fingers, not whatever appliance, furniture, sports equipment or household pet you can grab first.



Damn. I wonder how much I can get on Craigslist for these skis I won't be using anymore?



this thread is going downhill quickly.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

DEC 17, 2007 09:03 AM

MrCrisp said:

unravled said:

Uncognitive said:

unravled said:
You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?



Yes dear, you're supposed to use your fingers, not whatever appliance, furniture, sports equipment or household pet you can grab first.



Damn. I wonder how much I can get on Craigslist for these skis I won't be using anymore?



this thread is going downhill quickly.



I see what you did there.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

DEC 17, 2007 09:05 AM

unravled said:

MrCrisp said:

unravled said:

Uncognitive said:

unravled said:
You mean I've been doing it wrong all these years?



Yes dear, you're supposed to use your fingers, not whatever appliance, furniture, sports equipment or household pet you can grab first.



Damn. I wonder how much I can get on Craigslist for these skis I won't be using anymore?



this thread is going downhill quickly.



I see what you did there.



i try.

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 17, 2007 10:26 AM

And seriously, people. Trim your damn fingernails. ouch.

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