Sillyfucks

That first one's not silly. It's titillating.

But... is there a ministry for it?

I am of the Ministry of Silly Walks. I think the skills are transferrable. Therefore I will be happy to assess any Silly Fucks that are brought before me. Thank you. Your most obt servant, &tc.

I like to beatbox.

Step 6 is an old Stand-by in my Foreplay Repetoire

Sorry, But I refuse to Take My Sex Seriously

done it. It was "girls just wanna have fun". hahaha no clapping though.

My ex and I would always kiss in silly places, and occasionally lick each others noses.

oh my boy takes the piss alot, random licking and tickeling, a favourite is to hold me down and make me laugh until it hurts

I'm assuming that "takes the piss" means something much different in Ireland than in the US.

while going down on a chick, i tap out the beats to Metallica tunes with my tongue.

a girl I was with for a few months found I am highly ticklish on my ribs, so henceforth she would get me into a ridiculous fit of the giggles and spasms. hard to be manly sexy when you are crying from tickling..... but hey it got her off, so what the hell.

double post

we lived in split level house once, and the girls living upstairs had parties far too often which cost us a bit of sleep, there was very little sound buffering. Our bed had wheels on the frame, and the floors were hardwood. So we took our revenge... anytime we couldn't sleep because of the noise from upstairs, we just had rough, loud, nasty sex that send the bed careening across the room and ramming the bed into walls as we both moaned, yelled and screamed the dirtiest stuff we could think of. The first time we left the shades open enough to verify we weren't faking it. after a couple of times, they got the message and started hosting somewhere else.

it was pretty funny because the last time we got rowdy, the next morning as my wife was leaving for school, one of the upstairs girls said "how's it going?"

she replied "pretty good"

and the neighbor said "yeah, It sounds like it"

Once with my ex we both said 'oh...fuck' at the same time, and I was straight in there with 'JINX!'. Same ex, I kept winding him up for a couple of weeks by pretending to go straight to sleep when we went to bed then after a minute moaning in a sleepy fashion 'Oooohh...Johnny Depp...mmmm', so to get me back he shouted the same thing during sex.

And after the first time with my new boyshape, I sang 'I'm fucking TIm *******' to the tune of 'I'm fucking Matt Damon' by Sarah Silverman.

Sex should be fun on different levels.

Sarah xx

I've always been a fan of giving the genitals people names and speaking directly to them during sex.

I love that song and I agree

I like to yell YAY!!! like Special Ed from Crank Yankers after I cum.

And I once spanked a girl with a toy wrestling championship belt. (as it was just a plastic replica, it wasn't heavy enough to do anything but make the both of us giggle)

I'm also a fan of motorboating. Whenever I can get away with it.

Jesus gawd, the current boy and I have said some dumb, funny stuff during sex.

I was spending some quality face-to-genital time with him, and I sat up for a minute, grabbed him, and crowed "DEEEEEEEZ nuts!"

One of his recent ones was better, though. We were having sex doggy-style, and he did the DMX bark. Those of you who are fortunate enough to have never heard DMX or heard him do this, just know he sounds like a hoarse, "special" chihuahua when he does it.

I like to quote the Marx brothers.

Sorry.