Dear Person Larry Craig Fucked Badly......

Uhg.

Wasn't sure which board to post this on.
Fair warning: the above links to a story that, if read, will burn an image of Larry Craig engaging in buggery into your retina. You will also want to shower afterwards.

I read this earlier this week.

It basically cured me of any gayiety I'd ever even sort of had, ever. I still feel nauseous.

how ironic that he comes out with this now, cause similarly I could have sworn I fucked anna nicole smith about the time of her pregnancy... i mean, it was in a club, and it was dark and she was big... it had to be her.

I am throwing my DNA into the custody lottery.

BTW - never saw the attraction to bears... or twinks for that matter. well maybe panda bears... anyone interested in a panda bear?

BUT DONT TELL ANYONE! YOU WERE NEVER HERE! TAKE THIS $20!

Sounds romantic.

You say that now, but wait until Fleet Week returns.

It's not gay if you're legally mandated by municipal ordinance.

Be sure to clean the shit stains out of your underwear when you're done.