Large size condoms?!! Help!!!

A guy I'd like to sleep with (I've been holding it off because of this issue) doesn't fit into regular condoms. He's about 8 inches, maybe a bit more, and regular condoms in past experience for us have broken or just didn't fit on at all. Any advice?

First of all, fuck you, I'm so jealous.

I've been with some huge guys in the jockey department. Trojan Magnums seem to be the best option out there for stuff you can find anywhere that I've found. Only the problem is that while the Magnums are longer, they aren't that much thicker (wider?) than the regular Trojans. (That whole fitting a condom over your head shit is crap, I was with a dude who used to bust magnums all the time cause he was too thick.) They also make magnum XL which is wider and longer but they are harder to find. Both are way more expensive than regular ones and usually only come in a 12 pack so if you're looking to save $ get them at walmart they're the same as anywhere else and are half the price.

If those don't work and you have the money, they make custom condoms. I saw it once in Maxim or something. I'm sure you could Google it if your friend wants to go to that length. (No pun intended.)

I have nothing to offer.

My dick is so small, I use those little finger protectors that you get at the proctologist's office.

Find bigger condoms or just bareback it and breed a stable full of men with massive horsecocks. What the fuck?

Use lots of lube.

While we're at it, where can I find condoms that are tighter than the regular ones?

kthnx!

Because, just like TheGringo, I'm one of those guys that always point out how the way one uses ones instrument is more important.

If I splooge too quickly, I usually top the lil' guy off with a pen cap. They totally can't tell the difference.



But in all seriousness, I really don't know if they make smaller condoms. I'm actually average (I assume) in the penix area (yes, penix).....I just like to joke around.

An inch and a half is average, right?

I always thought the word was Pen-I (peen eye) as in the singular
and that Penis (peen us) was the collective term.. ??

pen15

That depends on whether you mean the length or the diameter.

In 99% of the statistics I make up, I'm far above average, by the way.

Do it yourself, man...

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hahaha good lord this made me laugh. really weird mental image produced from that sentence...

Hey everybody! My dick is so fucking huge! How do I deal with having such a huge dick? I need help! Pay attention to me! I have pics in my profile of my huge dick! It's huge! Did I mention I have a gigantic wang? Just thought I'd share!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Hmm, I have a vague memory of Kimono condoms actually being the first brand that I ever had trouble with because of them being so loose and slippery.

It's no big deal, though, just a slight annoyance. You know, the last thing you want is having to check every five minutes[1] whether the condom is still on.

Also apesamongus wins this thread. Hands down.

Not me.

Mine looks like some sort of fleshy Tic-Tac.

Oh, it could be.

The word I use is derived from lame ass geek speak: UNIX.

A roommate I had was a programmer and he had this crazy library of computer programing books. I'd see various words and then merge them into common words.

So we'd said "penix" and "anux."

Retarded, I know.

I gotta learn to actually read stuff before I comment.


Are you sure you're putting them on right and then using them right?

You can find Lifestyles Snugger Fit condoms at www.condomdepot.com - come to think of it, you can find just about any condom you want there.



I like the Snugger Fit - they're a bit tighter than regular condoms at the base, which helps them stay put (and acts like a less-intense cockring), and they flare a bit at the top to allow a bit of extra room for the head of your cock (which is helpful if you have a piercing). They're well worth checking out.

Stack of buttons here.

. . .And I'd say with my judicious help, TheGringo's efforts to redirect the purpose of this thread is done!

CaptainMobius said:

OlafTheTroll said:
While we're at it, where can I find condoms that are tighter than the regular ones?

kthnx!

You can find Lifestyles Snugger Fit condoms at www.condomdepot.com - come to think of it, you can find just about any condom you want there.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I like the Snugger Fit - they're a bit tighter than regular condoms at the base, which helps them stay put (and acts like a less-intense cockring), and they flare a bit at the top to allow a bit of extra room for the head of your cock (which is helpful if you have a piercing). They're well worth checking
out.

They sound worth checking out. LifeStyles is one of the brands I've seen here in Aussieland, so I might be able to get the Snugger Fit ones.

has he never given this any thought before? will this be his first big boy condom? did he ask you to look into it or something?