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vereiz

vereiz

Winnipeg, MB
July 2007

OCT 22, 2007 04:50 PM


A guy I'd like to sleep with (I've been holding it off because of this issue) doesn't fit into regular condoms. He's about 8 inches, maybe a bit more, and regular condoms in past experience for us have broken or just didn't fit on at all. Any advice?

Jule

Jule

Pompano Beach, FL
September 2004

OCT 22, 2007 05:58 PM

First of all, fuck you, I'm so jealous. wink

I've been with some huge guys in the jockey department. Trojan Magnums seem to be the best option out there for stuff you can find anywhere that I've found. Only the problem is that while the Magnums are longer, they aren't that much thicker (wider?) than the regular Trojans. (That whole fitting a condom over your head shit is crap, I was with a dude who used to bust magnums all the time cause he was too thick.) They also make magnum XL which is wider and longer but they are harder to find. Both are way more expensive than regular ones and usually only come in a 12 pack so if you're looking to save $ get them at walmart they're the same as anywhere else and are half the price.

If those don't work and you have the money, they make custom condoms. I saw it once in Maxim or something. I'm sure you could Google it if your friend wants to go to that length. (No pun intended.)

smile

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

OCT 22, 2007 07:44 PM

I have nothing to offer.

My dick is so small, I use those little finger protectors that you get at the proctologist's office.

biggrin

Oubliette

Oubliette

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

OCT 22, 2007 08:38 PM

^They're called finger cots.

biggrin

Postblank

Postblank

New Brunswick, NJ
June 2004

OCT 22, 2007 08:42 PM

Find bigger condoms or just bareback it and breed a stable full of men with massive horsecocks. What the fuck?

IronOrchid

ironorchid

Australia
February 2007

OCT 23, 2007 01:06 AM

Use lots of lube.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

OCT 23, 2007 01:54 AM

While we're at it, where can I find condoms that are tighter than the regular ones?

kthnx!

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

OCT 23, 2007 02:11 AM

Because, just like TheGringo, I'm one of those guys that always point out how the way one uses ones instrument is more important.

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

OCT 23, 2007 02:46 AM

OlafTheTroll said:
Because, just like TheGringo, I'm one of those guys that always point out how the way one uses ones instrument is more important.

If I splooge too quickly, I usually top the lil' guy off with a pen cap. They totally can't tell the difference.

biggrin

But in all seriousness, I really don't know if they make smaller condoms. I'm actually average (I assume) in the penix area (yes, penix).....I just like to joke around.

An inch and a half is average, right?

juvenilemutant

juvenilemutant

Australia
December 2004

OCT 23, 2007 04:08 AM

TheGringo said:
the penix (yes, penix)



I always thought the word was Pen-I (peen eye) as in the singular
and that Penis (peen us) was the collective term.. ??

happyjunk

happyjunk

I'm lost
July 2004

OCT 23, 2007 04:46 AM

juvenilemutant said:

TheGringo said:
the penix (yes, penix)



I always thought the word was Pen-I (peen eye) as in the singular
and that Penis (peen us) was the collective term.. ??



pen15

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

OCT 23, 2007 04:53 AM

TheGringo said:
An inch and a half is average, right?



That depends on whether you mean the length or the diameter.

In 99% of the statistics I make up, I'm far above average, by the way.

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

OCT 23, 2007 07:11 AM

OlafTheTroll said:
While we're at it, where can I find condoms that are tighter than the regular ones?


Do it yourself, man...

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zoom image
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good to go

Oubliette

Oubliette

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

OCT 23, 2007 08:34 AM

Haha, ew!

I've heard that Kimono brand condoms are tighter than the average rubber. Have you tried those?

doolittle

doolittle

Mesa, AZ
December 2004

OCT 23, 2007 01:28 PM

CurseYouRedBaron said:
Find bigger condoms or just bareback it and breed a stable full of men with massive horsecocks. What the fuck?



hahaha good lord this made me laugh. really weird mental image produced from that sentence... blush

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

OCT 23, 2007 01:55 PM

Hey everybody! My dick is so fucking huge! How do I deal with having such a huge dick? I need help! Pay attention to me! I have pics in my profile of my huge dick! It's huge! Did I mention I have a gigantic wang? Just thought I'd share!

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

OCT 23, 2007 06:01 PM

Oubliette said:
Haha, ew!

I've heard that Kimono brand condoms are tighter than the average rubber. Have you tried those?



Hmm, I have a vague memory of Kimono condoms actually being the first brand that I ever had trouble with because of them being so loose and slippery.

It's no big deal, though, just a slight annoyance. You know, the last thing you want is having to check every five minutes[1] whether the condom is still on.

Also apesamongus wins this thread. Hands down. biggrin

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
[1] Hehe, I can do that bragging thing, too.


Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

OCT 23, 2007 06:32 PM

OlafTheTroll said:
In 99% of the statistics I make up, I'm far above average, by the way.


Not me.

Mine looks like some sort of fleshy Tic-Tac. frown

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

OCT 23, 2007 06:36 PM

juvenilemutant said:

TheGringo said:
the penix (yes, penix)

I always thought the word was Pen-I (peen eye) as in the singular
and that Penis (peen us) was the collective term.. ??


Oh, it could be.

The word I use is derived from lame ass geek speak: UNIX.

A roommate I had was a programmer and he had this crazy library of computer programing books. I'd see various words and then merge them into common words.

So we'd said "penix" and "anux."

Retarded, I know. biggrin

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

OCT 23, 2007 07:08 PM

vereiz said:

A guy I'd like to sleep with (I've been holding it off because of this issue) doesn't fit into regular condoms. He's about 8 inches, maybe a bit more, and regular condoms in past experience for us have broken or just didn't fit on at all. Any advice?



I gotta learn to actually read stuff before I comment.


Are you sure you're putting them on right and then using them right?

CaptainMobius

CaptainMobius

North Hollywood, CA
June 2007

OCT 23, 2007 08:00 PM

OlafTheTroll said:
While we're at it, where can I find condoms that are tighter than the regular ones?

kthnx!



You can find Lifestyles Snugger Fit condoms at www.condomdepot.com - come to think of it, you can find just about any condom you want there.



I like the Snugger Fit - they're a bit tighter than regular condoms at the base, which helps them stay put (and acts like a less-intense cockring), and they flare a bit at the top to allow a bit of extra room for the head of your cock (which is helpful if you have a piercing). They're well worth checking out.

Towelly

Towelly

Philadelphia, PA
January 2007

OCT 23, 2007 11:54 PM

TheGringo said:

OlafTheTroll said:
In 99% of the statistics I make up, I'm far above average, by the way.


Not me.

Mine looks like some sort of fleshy Tic-Tac. frown



Stack of buttons here.

. . .And I'd say with my judicious help, TheGringo's efforts to redirect the purpose of this thread is done!

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

OCT 24, 2007 12:39 AM

CaptainMobius said:

OlafTheTroll said:
While we're at it, where can I find condoms that are tighter than the regular ones?

kthnx!



You can find Lifestyles Snugger Fit condoms at www.condomdepot.com - come to think of it, you can find just about any condom you want there.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)



I like the Snugger Fit - they're a bit tighter than regular condoms at the base, which helps them stay put (and acts like a less-intense cockring), and they flare a bit at the top to allow a bit of extra room for the head of your cock (which is helpful if you have a piercing). They're well worth checking
out.




They sound worth checking out. LifeStyles is one of the brands I've seen here in Aussieland, so I might be able to get the Snugger Fit ones.

Dorsal

Dorsal

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

OCT 24, 2007 10:41 AM

my friend is with a man with a huge one too and she's really small
she told me the first time they did it, it hurt her really bad but after a while she got used to it

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

OCT 24, 2007 11:06 AM

vereiz said:
A guy I'd like to sleep with (I've been holding it off because of this issue) doesn't fit into regular condoms.


has he never given this any thought before? will this be his first big boy condom? did he ask you to look into it or something?

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