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TomeiNingen

TomeiNingen

USA
March 2007

OCT 08, 2007 08:28 PM

I gave it to a friend for safe keeping. It happened pretty much like I wanted it to: We sat down and she said "I'm going to teach you a few things" and she did. I made her cum twice... and yet, I didn't at all. How sad. We tried it again a few days later, I even took control, but the end result was congruent. (that's right, CONGRUENT!) Now, she's pissed because after 4 hours of fucking, I loose interest instead of finishing.

Depending on your definition of virginity, I actually lost it 3 years ago but oral always seems to be a grey line. Now, after 4 sexual encounters with two girls and no grand finalley, I'm starting to wonder... What the hell is it going to take?!


I never thought I would be the one saying: "....good for you."

On the bright side, this could be the start of a "how did you lose it?" thread.

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

OCT 08, 2007 08:34 PM

TomeiNingen said:
Now, after 4 sexual encounters with two girls and no grand finalley, I'm starting to wonder... What the hell is it going to take?!



maybe you're into dudes?

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

OCT 08, 2007 09:41 PM

Penis cancer can kill you, FYI.

AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

OCT 08, 2007 09:53 PM

To try to be helpful, I think there are threads here and in a few sex-related groups referring to this problem (one I share). It could be any number of issues, both physically and psychologically, so I won't try to be more specific than that. Google would probably be a better source of information if you're actually looking for it, and not just trumpeting your newfound sex life.

MStar33

MStar33

Evans, CO
January 2005

OCT 08, 2007 09:55 PM

CocoabutteR said:

TomeiNingen said:
Now, after 4 sexual encounters with two girls and no grand finalley, I'm starting to wonder... What the hell is it going to take?!



maybe you're into dudes?



+1

Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

OCT 08, 2007 11:38 PM

Perhaps you're one of the many people who need an emotionally fulfilling relationship with the person you're banging in order to reach that grand finale?

zombiejunk

zombiejunk

Australia
June 2007

OCT 09, 2007 01:35 AM

Were you drinking?
Every guy I know has issues cumming when/after he's been drinking. Or, at least needs to sort himself out... Which is fine, because it just leads to a whole swallowing thing that I'm very into.

TomeiNingen

TomeiNingen

USA
March 2007

OCT 09, 2007 07:36 AM

In regards to... everyone so far:

No I wasn't drinking, yes I'm trumpteing a little, I aggree an emotionally involved relationship is way better, no I don't like dick, yes I've researched my not liking dick, no I will not fill you in on that part, +1 to you, penis cancer doesn't run in my family although prostate cancer does, the trains will collide at 15 past 4, the answer to life, the universe and everything is 27, who is: Richard Nixon, no I don't play basket ball. I think that wraps up this question round. Please stay tuned and we'll be right back after these words from our sponcers.

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

OCT 09, 2007 10:14 AM

Shalome said:
Perhaps you're one of the many people who need an emotionally fulfilling relationship with the person you're banging in order to reach that grand finale?



I know, right?!

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

OCT 09, 2007 03:00 PM

Shalome said:
Perhaps you're one of the many people who need an emotionally fulfilling relationship with the person you're banging in order to reach that grand finale?



Or he just needed her to stick a finger up his ass.

I tend to get those two sexual options confused, which really made for an awkward Valentine's Day one year back when I was in high school.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

OCT 09, 2007 03:13 PM

Uncognitive said:

Shalome said:
Perhaps you're one of the many people who need an emotionally fulfilling relationship with the person you're banging in order to reach that grand finale?



Or he just needed her to stick a finger up his ass.

I tend to get those two sexual options confused, which really made for an awkward Valentine's Day one year back when I was in high school.



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RubberSoul

RubberSoul

Los Angeles, CA
February 2003

OCT 09, 2007 03:24 PM

We are doomed. Seriously.

khoos

khoos

HOPEFUL

Ottawa, ON

OCT 09, 2007 03:24 PM

I was with a virgin once who couldn't finish his first time...
Dunno why...

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

OCT 09, 2007 03:26 PM

i haven't came from sex in two years, just about the last time i was in a "real" relationship. also, there was usually alcohol involved. either way, do you really need to ejaculate to have good sex? some girls actually enjoyed the prolonged experience, though some were perturbed by the anti-climactic (get it?) end. i never got why some girls get mad about it. slept with a gal who loved it at first, but eventually she got frustrated that she stopped seeing me. kind of a lame reason. i'm more interested in getting them to come, and i'm past the point of even being frustrated. so yeah, next time you're afraid of her complaining about it, find a way to get done really fast and see what she thinks.

also, i have cancer of the penis. oyaji can tell you all about it. frown

and it sounds like kind of a cop-out, but you could always just jerk it out. i mean, if it's that big of a deal.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

OCT 09, 2007 03:27 PM

Frost

Frost

SUICIDEGIRL

New Hampshire, USA

OCT 09, 2007 03:52 PM

TomeiNingen said:
In regards to... everyone so far:

No I wasn't drinking, yes I'm trumpteing a little, I aggree an emotionally involved relationship is way better, no I don't like dick, yes I've researched my not liking dick, no I will not fill you in on that part, +1 to you, penis cancer doesn't run in my family although prostate cancer does, the trains will collide at 15 past 4, the answer to life, the universe and everything is 27, who is: Richard Nixon, no I don't play basket ball. I think that wraps up this question round. Please stay tuned and we'll be right back after these words from our sponcers.



maybe your like a chick and need some good forplay...or maybe you are like me and need to watch porn to get off! wink

(we do kinda have the same tattoo) kiss

TomeiNingen

TomeiNingen

USA
March 2007

OCT 09, 2007 04:44 PM

(we do kinda have the same tattoo) kiss



We already covered that and your tattoos superiority. (sarcasm->) How could you forget me already?! I'm gonna cry.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

OCT 09, 2007 04:59 PM

You're either not relaxed, naturally tantric, or have the Rand herpes.

Frost

Frost

SUICIDEGIRL

New Hampshire, USA

OCT 09, 2007 05:29 PM

TomeiNingen said:

(we do kinda have the same tattoo) kiss



We already covered that and your tattoos superiority. (sarcasm->) How could you forget me already?! I'm gonna cry.



dood, i remember you! how could one forget a tattoo like that! kiss

PLEASE DONT CRY!!!! tongue miao!!

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

OCT 09, 2007 05:34 PM

Lemonkid said:
You're either not relaxed, naturally tantric, or have the Rand herpes.



Too much Rand can give you unsightly orifice sores, FYI.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

OCT 09, 2007 08:49 PM

unravled said:
Penis cancer can kill you, FYI.



I hear you get it from drinking too much water, FYI.

In seriousness: sometimes it just takes some time. My first didn't come when we first had sex (he was a virgin too). I know it's expected that guys are just orgasm machines, but that's not really realistic. I wouldn't assume that you're broken or anything; just give it some time.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

OCT 09, 2007 08:50 PM

oyaji said:

MrCrisp said:

also, i have cancer of the penis. oyaji can tell you all about it. frown



It's true; the site gave him cancer of the penis. We are preparing a class action lawsuit.

and it sounds like kind of a cop-out, but you could always just jerk it out. i mean, if it's that big of a deal.



Fact: chicks love it when you rub one out on their faces. Aim for the eyeballs. They love that shit.



Eyeballs? Mean. Mean and a half. *shakes head*

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

OCT 09, 2007 08:55 PM

oyaji said:

Necia said:

oyaji said:

MrCrisp said:

also, i have cancer of the penis. oyaji can tell you all about it. frown



It's true; the site gave him cancer of the penis. We are preparing a class action lawsuit.

and it sounds like kind of a cop-out, but you could always just jerk it out. i mean, if it's that big of a deal.



Fact: chicks love it when you rub one out on their faces. Aim for the eyeballs. They love that shit.



Eyeballs? You're an asshole.



Duh. Everybody knows that. Nice value add.



Value add? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Plus, red puffy eyes look bad on camera. There are practical consequences to the kind of behavior you're advocating, you know.

Rockoval

Rockoval

I'm lost
July 2006

OCT 09, 2007 08:58 PM

TomeiNingen said:
the answer to life, the universe and everything is 27.



Uh, isn't that supposed to be 42?

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

OCT 09, 2007 09:23 PM

Rockoval said:

TomeiNingen said:
the answer to life, the universe and everything is 27.



Uh, isn't that supposed to be 42?



straight people = 43
geighs = 27

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