Strippers....

I assume it's for much the same reason that women will flirt with gay guys - it's safe. Behaving in an overtly sexual manner will probably get you more money. Going too far with the male clientele is just asking for problems. So, they show off with some random girl and then pull in mad cash. (of course, this is from the perspective of having a female in the club with a group of males. If they do the same thing with a solo female, then I have no clue.)

Not really on topic but try a porn store nearby.

It's pretty much a given at the local strip club here that if you're a woman, you will lose your shirt at some point unless you specifically ask them not to take your shirt off. So it's not just restricted to that club.

I've never understood the appeal of strip clubs. I mean...I get the initial excitement of "yay....boobies"...but after that, I just don't get it. I've been to them plenty of times and yes...sometimes it is nice to see an attractive, naked woman dancing around on a stage...but other than that...I have an attention span of approximately 30 minutes in a strip club.

It's the ancillary annoyances that kill the joy of boobs for me. For example...I get annoyed when the same dancer asks me 10 times if I want a lapdance. I try to respond with a polite "no thank you"....but after the 6th time....it's hard not to get blunt.

Also...I'm not trying to fuck you. So please...don't act like I'm trying to fuck you.

Continuing on...if I'm sitting at the stage...I'm tipping. I'll tip you a couple of bucks every time you pass my seat...and if I really like you...I'll keep handing you tips. I promise. However...in return, all you really have to do is smile & say thanks. Please don't thrust my face into your tits....or other areas. Why? Well...you know how you don't want to get ejaculate on you during a lapdance? Likewise...I don't want the sweat from the fat guy who's face you previously shoved into your cleavage to get smeared all over MY face.

Think of it in terms of you wiping down the pole with alcohol after the next dancer. I assume a certain amount of less-than-sterile conditions when I'm in a strip club...but I really don't feel the need to play russian roulette with the fluids of the staff or the clientele.

Afterall...I know I'm not your target customer. The few times that I do go to a strip club...I got with a few friends...and a set amount of money. When that amount is gone, so am I. I'm not going to buy 8 lapdances...I'm not going to buy time in the champagne room. I'm certainly not going to go use the $10 surcharge ATM.

What I WILL do is behave in a civilized manner...tip when you come around...and if I really, really think you're hot...I'll buy a lapdance.

There...so have I now taken all of the fun out of stripclubs or what?

I've never been much of a fan of strip-clubs. Partly because of the inherent griminess of it, and partly because I'm not that desperate to see a naked woman in person. If I want to see a naked woman, I could either go on here, or look at my girlfriend. Both of those options are readily available at my convenience. And I've never been wowed by a stripper before. Most of the ones I've seen all look like they've been in hardcore porn for 10 years, and have that whole chain-smoking, cracked out look. Not to mention those rock-hard fake breasts.

Not for me.

So mostly we went because it was something i had only done once and Megan had never done so that we could experince it. Out of all of the girls there were two that I would've liked a lapdance from but lacked the fundage to do so.
It was an interesting dichotomy.