Strippers....

So last night I went to Silk - a strip club in Milwaukee - for my bachelorette party and it was a very interesting night. My friend Jessy made me wear a sash that said Bachelorette on it and because of that every single stripper or more had to rub their breasts in my face or more than that. Some of them kissed my neck and cheek, some of them licked my ear (which btw was a little gross) and some of them put my dollars between my breasts and took it out with their mouth or gave me raspberries. It was all gravy. One of them got a little too frisky and pulled my nipple out of my bra and licked it. I was so in shock. i have no idea what stripper etiquette is. I had a good time but one thing I noticed is that there was really no variation. Almost every single stripper there had long hair and wore stillettos that were just way too huge. A lot of them had really fabulous tattoos though. I would've thought that there would've been more variation.
This got me all to thinking about starting my own strip club. The girls could wear whatever they'd want and have whatever color/style hair they'd want. I think that we would showcase drag king strippers as well. I just want a really good variety because I didn't see it last night and not everyone is turned on by the blonde/brunette/redhead/etc... who has hair down past her shoulders/butt... so here's what I want, suggestions on what kind of strippers are attractive to you. Let me know.

Another thing that was pointed out to me was that the strippers actually reflect the tastes of the owner.

The only time I've ever enjoyed going to a strip club (which, honestly, hasn't happened too often - 's just not my cuppa tea) was in Portland, OR. Every other place I've been to, the girls looked remarkably similar - obviously fake boobs, super-thin, way too much makeup (when it's obvious under stage lights, it's too much), stilettos, and a preponderance of long, bleach-blonde hair (yes, even in Thailand, believe it or not).

In Portland, I went to three different clubs on three different nights. There was a wide variety of women working the stage: tall and short; skinny and not-so-skinny (one club even had an obese dancer - not my thing, but I thought it was cool that she was there, and there were definitely more than a few guys who appreciated it); short hair and long; blonde hair, dark hair, red hair, purple hair, no hair; stilettos and combat boots; big bosoms and flat chests. I was flabbergasted, and thoroughly enjoyed myself all three nights. If more strip clubs were like this, featuring real women looking however they want, I would definitely frequent them more often.

Hmmmm, come to think of it, Portland's strip clubs were to most strip clubs what SG is to most other "adult" sites on the web. And didn't SG start in Portland? Coincidence? I think not.

I think that's the real issue. I'm guessing the clubs don't force women to adopt a certain look; they choose to do so because it gets them the most money. That said, I prefer clubs that do have more variety. They exist. But everyone still wears those stupid clear heels.

I didn't read the original post.

But the bottom line is, the bottom line. Money. The girls dress the way that gets them the most money. The club owner does everything they can to make more money. Just like every place that wants to make a profit. Money drives the marketing strategy.

Is it a code for something? (in other words, no, I'm not sure what that means)

No code, in fact I think the meaning is fairly transparent!

I had a stripper do the same to me.
I was a bit shocked and then another time, another stripper tried to pull my shirt and then bra off and I begged her not to and she said okay. She came by later and apologized for being so forward. I don't know how common it is, but it's happened to me a couple times.

I don't know why it's shocking that a stripper might try and touch you at a strip club. If you really don't want that to happen, maybe you shouldn't have gone to a strip club in the first place.

The answer is:

D.) None of the above.

Most girls get clear heels because they go with more costumes.

"Touched you" is different than "tried to remove your shirt and bra in front of every person in the club." I certainly don't expect a stripper to try to take clothing off me at a club, unless she's a close personal friend of mine.

I p(r)ay for it.

Flawless logic.

I still trip out when I see this happen. Talking about the dancer trying to take off a female patron's bra...or pulling up her shirt.

I haven't asked any of the dancers why they do this, but my curiosity has kicked in and I think I will the next time we see it.

Right now (without asking anyone besides my girlfriend), my guess is that the dancer assumes the female customer is as comfortable with nudity as she is and maybe she feels it's "what she's supposed to do."

By the way, my girlfriend said she has never done that to a female customer...nor would she ever and has no clue why anyone does that at all.

It was even weirder being that Megan (my fiance) was there. My fiance is a woman btw and it was strange that nobody noticed that she had her amr around me for a long time.

Where I live, there's SFA in the way of strip joints. The one place in this little berg that I do go to, I won't take any women with me. My girlfriend has never been to a strip club, and nor have many of my close female friends. I am considered to be something of an expert amongst my circle of friends, most likely because while most of my male friends have been to strip clubs almost as often as I, they won't admit it.

I refuse to take girls with me there because they tend to do a pretty hard-core show, and they do like to get any females in the audience to participate. I don't think anyone's first time in a strip club should be that confronting; they may not want to repeat the experience. I've been hooked since my first sojourn at the ripe old age of 22, and am looking to create a group of strip-club junkies to hang out at strip clubs with

Thank you. That's exactly it. I don't care if a stripper touches me, but I really don't care to have my clothes removed by anyone I don't know.

Anyone know where i can get a vibrating clit ring? do they make them? and if not can i use a vibrating tounge ring?