Hide Your Porn

I not sure if this belongs in Sex Talk... But wow!
Girlfriend Kills Boyfriend Over Porn Stash

I have a few friends who's wives / gf won't let them look at porn. My personal feeling is if the man (or woman) understands the difference between fantasy and reality their isn't a problem.

I don't know whether to laugh or barf.

Since you're a member of a porn site, I'd hope you'd not have any problems with porn.

Do both. It saves time on deciding one course of action.

I was just talking to a girlfriend of mine about this. She said she had some boyfriends that were upset that she had a vibrator... I guess it works both ways. Regardless of whether f it is porn, vibrator or some other stimulant as long as both parties understand the expectations it shouldn't cause insecurity.

I wouldn't want to date someone who'd be uncomfortable with me looking at porn and touching myself when she isn't around.

How does one hide a porn collection from someone you live with?!

In a discrete box marked "do not touch under penalty of death!"

I keep all my porn in cases like Steel Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, Pretty Woman and Dirty Dancing. Hubby won't touch 'em!

Actually, just kidding. All of my porn got stolen when my house got robbed and I haven't stocked back up yet. God Bless the internet.

That's like the "Red Button". In a situation like that, you just can't help but touch!

Bummer. As soon as I have monies I'ma buy you porn to help you get started

All my porn is out in the open for everyone to see. It's the toys we keep in the closet. When it comes to porn I think my wife is more into it then I am. Well except for this site. I just love this place and damn I just can't go a day without stopping by.

You don't. You share it. dammit.

That's what I'm saying! It should be coffee table material. No better way to start a conversation right? Always something to talk about. Good icebreaker

meh. sometimes.

"So, i see you like quadruple penetration and barnyard animals" isn't really icebreaking for me, it's more like a sign screaming "GET OUT!"

I can't help but think there must be some part of that story we are missing. Either that or she's criminally insane.

I haven't ever hidden anything. From anyone. The man I am with had damn well better be just as perverted as me, if not more so. And luckily, he is.

As a variation of this, I used to keep a few playboys spine to the wall mixed in with my Neil Gaiman comic books in my office. My fiance, who was my girlfriend at the time, never suspected a thing. I think.

I stopped hiding porn when I stopped living with my parents. I haven't ever really met anyone that had an issue with it.

Well, at least you would know right?!

Psssh. I wish my boyfriend would share his porn with me but he 'deleted' it all before he moved in with me. Maybe I should take that as a compliment though. Hahahaha!

I say you buy him a new DVD, or create your own with him

Figures, it was an older couple!

Seriously... takes the awkwardness out of discussing it deeper into the relationship.

Oh and it's 'Midgets Fisting Baryard Animals'. If you're going to mock my porn, at least get the titles right.

The real question is, why was i at your house looking at your porn?

Jealousy is an evil thing. She clearly is insane if she was able to kill him. A rational person would have discussed it or left the relationship.