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SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

SEP 25, 2007 12:36 PM

unravled said:

Ow.



Quiet down or I'll get the pepperoncini.

Tinyhobo

Tinyhobo

Boulder City, NV
December 2006

SEP 25, 2007 12:43 PM

KikiBH said:

Tinyhobo said:

KikiBH said:

Tinyhobo said:

unravled said:

Tinyhobo said:
JasonVoorhees said:
I like my deli meats shaved. The thinner the slice the better.



mmmm shaved ham



Shaved ham meat curtains.



on rye?



On my face.



jawonfloor.



haminmouth.

nom nom nom

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 25, 2007 01:07 PM

JasonVoorhees said:

unravled said:

Ow.



Quiet down or I'll get the pepperoncini.



Do you prefer your pepperonicini trimmed, shaved, or left alone?

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 25, 2007 01:08 PM

unravled said:

JasonVoorhees said:

unravled said:

Ow.



Quiet down or I'll get the pepperoncini.



Do you prefer your pepperonicini trimmed, shaved, or left alone?



Trimmed with ham curtains.

deathlybeauty

deathlybeauty

Nashua, NH
September 2007

SEP 25, 2007 01:30 PM

Depends on what mood I'm in.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

SEP 25, 2007 05:09 PM

magpieboy said:

unravled said:

JasonVoorhees said:

unravled said:

Ow.



Quiet down or I'll get the pepperoncini.



Do you prefer your pepperonicini trimmed, shaved, or left alone?



Trimmed with ham curtains.



I am so hungry right now.

Lusyd

Lusyd

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

SEP 25, 2007 05:48 PM

I like my partner trimmed, and i like to be waxed.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

SEP 25, 2007 05:57 PM



And why am I so hungry for deli meat right now? *raids fridge for cajun turkey*

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

SEP 25, 2007 06:09 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:


And why am I so hungry for deli meat right now? *raids fridge for cajun turkey*



I love that sun dried tomato turkey they have now. Yum. love

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

SEP 25, 2007 07:55 PM

Why haven't any of these people who start these threads ever heard of waxing? That's what I want to know.

Kristie

Kristie

Chicago, IL
December 2004

SEP 26, 2007 06:14 AM

Necia said:
Why haven't any of these people who start these threads ever heard of waxing? That's what I want to know.



I like the threads that ask, "how'd that vag get so smooth, yo?"

Apparently waxing is a mystery. surreal

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

SEP 26, 2007 06:41 AM

Extensions. A glorious pubic weave.

Tritone

Tritone

Saint Paul, MN
May 2004

SEP 26, 2007 06:56 AM

Flux said:
Extensions. A glorious pubic weave.



Green Cthulu-themed dreadfalls. Maybe a beehive.

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

SEP 26, 2007 08:58 AM

Flux said:
Extensions. A glorious pubic weave.



BTW FWIW I heard on Tyra you can use animal hair for extensions, FYI

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 26, 2007 09:28 AM

Necia said:
Why haven't any of these people who start these threads ever heard of waxing? That's what I want to know.



They'd probably have to coat their whole bodies in it carbonite-style to get it right.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
By them, I mean me.



SPOILERS! (Click to view)
My God, I need electrolysis.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

SEP 26, 2007 10:06 AM

Necia said:
Why haven't any of these people who start these threads ever heard of waxing? That's what I want to know.



Or buffing? Or sanding? Or weatherstripping? Or scotchgard?

*gets utilikilt and tool bucket*

Oh, laydeez...

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

SEP 26, 2007 10:37 AM

Genitalia is pretty much disgusting.

corsair

corsair

Greer, SC
July 2004

SEP 26, 2007 11:32 AM

How about the Epilady?

A dandy little tool, with spinning springs, that grabs the hairs and yanks them out!

AKA the "Scream Machine"!

I saw someone's first experience with that medieval impliment of torture. It wasn't pretty!

Kristie

Kristie

Chicago, IL
December 2004

SEP 26, 2007 01:49 PM

corsair said:
How about the Epilady?

A dandy little tool, with spinning springs, that grabs the hairs and yanks them out!

AKA the "Scream Machine"!

I saw someone's first experience with that medieval impliment of torture. It wasn't pretty!



Makes my eyes water just thinking about the Epilady.

missmillie

missmillie

United Kingdom
May 2005

SEP 26, 2007 02:31 PM

For me I've had IPL which is simialar to laser so the hair is gone for good. Me its bald, my man has to be trimmed wink biggrin

TomeiNingen

TomeiNingen

USA
March 2007

SEP 26, 2007 04:23 PM

There's a certain grade of special float around here. I'm not sure that I like it.

Shimano092

Shimano092

New Britain, CT
January 2005

SEP 26, 2007 05:50 PM

mydogfarted said:

Tinyhobo said:

unravled said:

Tinyhobo said:

JasonVoorhees said:
I like my deli meats shaved. The thinner the slice the better.



mmmm shaved ham



Shaved ham meat curtains.



on rye?



No, pumpernickel.



I'd pump her nickel....I'm sorry

seanbonner

seanbonner

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

SEP 26, 2007 05:52 PM

Shimano092 said:

mydogfarted said:

Tinyhobo said:

unravled said:

Tinyhobo said:

JasonVoorhees said:
I like my deli meats shaved. The thinner the slice the better.



mmmm shaved ham



Shaved ham meat curtains.



on rye?



No, pumpernickel.



I'd pump her nickel....I'm sorry




oh christ, is that some kind of threat?

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