Subrosa said:
If I'm about to get busy with some chick and she starts busting out a box of krispy kreme, I will be escorting her to the door forthwith. There are approximately 7,496 things more interesting, creative and pleasurable things you can do with my cock than eat a fucking donut off of it.
I told you I wasn't making that up, though, didn't I? Cosmo really is that stupid, and they really did publish that.
That particular sex tip is my go-to example of how fucking lame Cosmo is.
_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Also: is there a way to draw up your knees and rock from side to side withOUT looking like a mental patient? Because I am at a loss. "Okay, it's going to look like I'm having traumatic flashbacks and assuming the fetal position atop your dick, but trust me it'll be hot, I swear."
I'll have you know that mental patients are highly arousing.
Joanne_G said:
2) Gather four pillows under your butt before he enters you in the missionary position. The angles this creates adds a new twist and guarantees better contact between his penis and your clitoris.
What.
Does she not know where the clitoris is located?
There are couple of possibilities here:
1) She meant G-spot, not clitoris. Anatomically G-spot would make more sense than clitoris. Not sure how you mix those 2 up but...
2) She doesn't know which end is up. Again, more anatomically plausible for increased clitoral contact if she is on pillows and face down, rather than face up.
3) She doesn't know where her butt is. the pillows may be a bit higher than originally reported
Joanne_G said:
2) Gather four pillows under your butt before he enters you in the missionary position. The angles this creates adds a new twist and guarantees better contact between his penis and your clitoris.
What.
Does she not know where the clitoris is located?
There are couple of possibilities here:
1) She meant G-spot, not clitoris. Anatomically G-spot would make more sense than clitoris. Not sure how you mix those 2 up but...
2) She doesn't know which end is up. Again, more anatomically plausible for increased clitoral contact if she is on pillows and face down, rather than face up.
3) She doesn't know where her butt is. the pillows may be a bit higher than originally reported
The way I'm imagining it is: the pillows push the girl's hips into a more vertical position, and gravity causes more contact and pressure from the guy's pelvis to the clit, because of the downwards angle that he is at?
_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Also: is there a way to draw up your knees and rock from side to side withOUT looking like a mental patient? Because I am at a loss. "Okay, it's going to look like I'm having traumatic flashbacks and assuming the fetal position atop your dick, but trust me it'll be hot, I swear."
That's why you should always test a new position alone with your partner.
_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Also: is there a way to draw up your knees and rock from side to side withOUT looking like a mental patient? Because I am at a loss. "Okay, it's going to look like I'm having traumatic flashbacks and assuming the fetal position atop your dick, but trust me it'll be hot, I swear."
When you think about it that way, it kinda works for me.
Joanne_G said:
2) Gather four pillows under your butt before he enters you in the missionary position. The angles this creates adds a new twist and guarantees better contact between his penis and your clitoris.
What.
Does she not know where the clitoris is located?
I hear no man has ever found it and come back alive. Those jungles are dangerous.
Joanne_G said:
2) Gather four pillows under your butt before he enters you in the missionary position. The angles this creates adds a new twist and guarantees better contact between his penis and your clitoris.
PRockGirlScout
Portland, OR
October 2005
SEP 25, 2007 05:08 PM