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PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

SEP 25, 2007 05:08 PM

BlastProcessing said:
I love to slap a donut on there pre-erection and play Incredible Hulk Rips His Pants with it.



Now that would be worth doing.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

SEP 25, 2007 07:50 PM

Subrosa said:
If I'm about to get busy with some chick and she starts busting out a box of krispy kreme, I will be escorting her to the door forthwith. There are approximately 7,496 things more interesting, creative and pleasurable things you can do with my cock than eat a fucking donut off of it.



I told you I wasn't making that up, though, didn't I? Cosmo really is that stupid, and they really did publish that.

That particular sex tip is my go-to example of how fucking lame Cosmo is.

RanusStudios

RanusStudios

Boston, MA
July 2007

SEP 25, 2007 11:31 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Also: is there a way to draw up your knees and rock from side to side withOUT looking like a mental patient? Because I am at a loss. "Okay, it's going to look like I'm having traumatic flashbacks and assuming the fetal position atop your dick, but trust me it'll be hot, I swear." shocked



I'll have you know that mental patients are highly arousing.

mnkyfuc

mnkyfuc

USA
February 2006

SEP 26, 2007 12:07 AM

Temper said:

Joanne_G said:
2) Gather four pillows under your butt before he enters you in the missionary position. The angles this creates adds a new twist and guarantees better contact between his penis and your clitoris.



What.

Does she not know where the clitoris is located?



There are couple of possibilities here:

1) She meant G-spot, not clitoris. Anatomically G-spot would make more sense than clitoris. Not sure how you mix those 2 up but...

2) She doesn't know which end is up. Again, more anatomically plausible for increased clitoral contact if she is on pillows and face down, rather than face up.

3) She doesn't know where her butt is. the pillows may be a bit higher than originally reported

Drake

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 26, 2007 12:42 AM

mnkyfuc said:

Temper said:

Joanne_G said:
2) Gather four pillows under your butt before he enters you in the missionary position. The angles this creates adds a new twist and guarantees better contact between his penis and your clitoris.



What.

Does she not know where the clitoris is located?



There are couple of possibilities here:

1) She meant G-spot, not clitoris. Anatomically G-spot would make more sense than clitoris. Not sure how you mix those 2 up but...

2) She doesn't know which end is up. Again, more anatomically plausible for increased clitoral contact if she is on pillows and face down, rather than face up.

3) She doesn't know where her butt is. the pillows may be a bit higher than originally reported



The way I'm imagining it is: the pillows push the girl's hips into a more vertical position, and gravity causes more contact and pressure from the guy's pelvis to the clit, because of the downwards angle that he is at?

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

SEP 26, 2007 02:19 AM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Also: is there a way to draw up your knees and rock from side to side withOUT looking like a mental patient? Because I am at a loss. "Okay, it's going to look like I'm having traumatic flashbacks and assuming the fetal position atop your dick, but trust me it'll be hot, I swear." shocked



That's why you should always test a new position alone with your partner.

Those figure sex judges can be harsh.

zombiejunk

zombiejunk

Australia
June 2007

SEP 26, 2007 02:21 AM

BlastProcessing said:
I love to slap a donut on there pre-erection and play Incredible Hulk Rips His Pants with it.



That's the best thing I've ever heard.

yellowkid

yellowkid

Boise, ID
May 2007

SEP 26, 2007 09:22 PM

So... she rediscovered the cock ring and a pillow intensive version of having a gal put her legs on your shoulders during missionary?

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

SEP 26, 2007 09:47 PM

She's bringing demons to the bedroom... HOT!

Panis

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

SEP 26, 2007 10:15 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
Also: is there a way to draw up your knees and rock from side to side withOUT looking like a mental patient? Because I am at a loss. "Okay, it's going to look like I'm having traumatic flashbacks and assuming the fetal position atop your dick, but trust me it'll be hot, I swear." shocked



When you think about it that way, it kinda works for me.

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

SEP 27, 2007 08:01 AM

OlafTheTroll said:

Temper said:

Joanne_G said:
2) Gather four pillows under your butt before he enters you in the missionary position. The angles this creates adds a new twist and guarantees better contact between his penis and your clitoris.



What.

Does she not know where the clitoris is located?



I hear no man has ever found it and come back alive. Those jungles are dangerous.



Yarr, those be treacherous waters.

Koleeta

Koleeta

Los Angeles, CA
May 2003

SEP 27, 2007 01:53 PM

Temper said:

Joanne_G said:
2) Gather four pillows under your butt before he enters you in the missionary position. The angles this creates adds a new twist and guarantees better contact between his penis and your clitoris.



What.

Does she not know where the clitoris is located?



That's just what I was thinking.

HelloCupcake

HelloCupcake

Lake Placid, NY
July 2007

OCT 02, 2007 06:44 PM

haha i think the whole thing was just worded entirely wrong. i'm sure, in theory it's all hot [other than the donut. what the hell?]

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

OCT 02, 2007 07:16 PM

dkmfc said:

wtfcupcakes said:
haha i think the whole thing was just worded entirely wrong. i'm sure, in theory it's all hot [other than the donut. what the hell?]


maybe the chick just likes donuts.



That would explain why she might not know a whole lot about sex ifyaknowwhatImean.

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