If you had a vagina...

If I had a vagina . . . . I'd be getting a lot more that I have been!

If i had a gash between my legs I would stick a playstation 2 controller in there then throw a fighting game in the ps2 and let my charater get pummeled so the rumble pack would go into overdrive and rumble my vag into oblivion

....I'd be an SG hopeful.

I'd be about to go to a sex shop now to spend my money, not the local video game shop.

I'd see how far I could slide down a traffic cone.

my ex loved to stick interesting things inside of me... one of those plastic tubes cigars come in, toothbrush, vibrating toothbrush , lighter, the handle of a razor.. the handle of a knife.. umm i know someone would would plug in a curling iron for a couple seconds till its just a little warm.. and unplug it and whack off to it.. i was always too scared i would burn myself so i never tried.. but it seems like a logical idea..

not very far ive seen it done with two different sized cones..

...I'd hammer in the moooornin!