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Violet

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

SEP 01, 2003 11:17 PM

If you had a vagina... what is the weirdest thing you would stick in it... And if you already have a vagina, what's the weirdest thing you have masturbated with, and/or have always wanted to masturbate with, but you have been too scared to.?!

well I suppose I should answer my own fucking question../.
Weirdest thing i ever masturbated with was a loaded gun. And soemthing turned me on about the bullets shooting high up into my puss, like hot white MAAN BULLETS... oh yes, I have always wanted to masturbate with the foot of elephant man..

[Edited on Sep 01, 2003 by Violet]

Sicily

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 01, 2003 11:23 PM

when i was 13, i filled a condom with pencils and stuck it in my vagina. i've carved a carrot into the shape of a penis, warmed it up a bit, put and condom on it and wacked off...the list goes on

ViolentTortoise

Berkeley, CA

July 2003

SEP 01, 2003 11:25 PM

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY GREAT FUCK!?

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

SEP 01, 2003 11:27 PM

*his sailors, their ears containing wax pellets to muffle the sound, tie him to the mast and ignore his thrashing and moaning as the Sirens call to him with wild and erotic tales of vaginal insertions*

Violet

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

SEP 01, 2003 11:29 PM

Dood YOU RAWK.. MORE MORE MORE... I want to hear more of your list

It would be so cool if someone said they filled their puss up with gasoline ----then lit their gig on fire, stuck a chicken leg in and made Sweet Puss BAR B Q chicken! now that's hot!

oooohh oohh...and then ate it. hahahahahahaa. or better yet, served it for dinner to a group of unsuspecting people! hahahahah.. that's so fucked up.

Herpes

I'm lost

August 2003

SEP 01, 2003 11:31 PM

I think if I was rocking the Vag(assuming I was rocking all the other 1,000,000 body parts girls have, otherwise it would suck to be a vaginaman) I would totally stretch it out 'large object style',,,
here's why...
I was having sex with this short girl, like 5' tall, so petite, with a HUGE vagina. ( I am not a small cocked man, not john holmes long, but maybe john holmes thick.) Sliding into her was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, I slipped into her like nothing, she was LOOSE! BUT I LOVED IT! That was the only time I have ever felt less than smug about the way I fit into a girl, and WOW, I felt totally different in her, like I was a helpless boy or something. I had always thought she would have been really tight, so it was a double mind fucker. I could really go on an on about this forever!

BONUS: Girls who stretch their vagina out could totally be all 'Scarface' real easy; smuggling kilo's up the vagina.

Sicily

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 01, 2003 11:31 PM

It would be so cool if someone said they filled their puss up with gasoline ----then lit their gig on fire, stuck a chicken leg in and made Sweet Puss BAR B Q chicken! now that's hot!

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is that gonna be your next photo set?! pretty please?!? i'll eat the chicken!

[Edited on Sep 01, 2003 by Sicily]

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

SEP 01, 2003 11:32 PM

*the sailors ignore his anguished animal howls as he hurls himself at the ropes, straining them, leaving welts on his flesh as he cries "Let me go! Let me see the Siren show!"*

Violet

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

SEP 01, 2003 11:33 PM

Oh lordy yes, We'll call the set KENFUCKY FRIED CHICKEN Violet's LICKING GOOD...

Sicily

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 01, 2003 11:36 PM

Violet said:
Oh lordy yes, We'll call the set KENFUCKY FRIED CHICKEN Violet's LICKING GOOD...

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA> YES, YES I LOVE IT!

Violet

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

SEP 01, 2003 11:38 PM

You know the downside to this, is i think the gasoline might be a tad bit harsh on the ole' pink present... of course the chicken and fire will be right at home.

mrluckys

Tempe, AZ

January 2003

SEP 01, 2003 11:39 PM

crimeny, what ever happend to gun safety?

*imagines reading headline to violet's unfortunate demise*

anywho...

if i had a vagina, could i stick my own penis in it?

corn maybe. (got that idea from a female friend of mine as we were shopping for a dildo for her)

popsicle. one of those long baloons they make baloon animals out of. you know stick it in 'n' blow it up? if i were exercising naked i'd hold one of those pen shaped mp3 players in there. i'd be tempted by a curling iron. fluorescent light bulb to see if i would glow. maybe a flashlight would be better.

wow, so many options.

lucky girls.

Mei

SUICIDEGIRL

Vatican City

SEP 01, 2003 11:40 PM

i've experimented with these weird glass objects with electric current in them before.. but i never worked up the courage to turn on the electricity when they were actually in me.. i'm so scared of shocks that i used cry when they happened, even little static-shocks.

nothing else. i'm so boring. i've never owned a dildo or vibrator.

oh - i had a marble get stuck up there once.. but that's a whole different story...

atmospherik1

I'm lost

April 2003

SEP 01, 2003 11:42 PM

I thin I wondered into the wrong thread.
*ducks head and walks away*

Sicily

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 01, 2003 11:45 PM

my best friend once stumbled upon his sister in the bathtub with a spoon sticking out of her vagina. yes, a spoon.

i'm going to k-mart right now to buy a gun.

Violet

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

SEP 01, 2003 11:47 PM

HORYZON come back, don't pretend to be all cute and innocent... You and I both know your a perv just like the rest of us... The difference is we are proud of it, and that my friend is a beautiful thing.

jqnathan

Piermont, NY

June 2003

SEP 01, 2003 11:48 PM

Violet said:
If you had a vagina... what is the weirdest thing you would stick in it?]

Jqnathan's penis. Repeatedly.

Mei

SUICIDEGIRL

Vatican City

SEP 01, 2003 11:49 PM

Sicily said:
my best friend once stumbled upon his sister in the bathtub with a spoon sticking out of her vagina. yes, a spoon.

i'm going to k-mart right now to buy a gun.

the question is, was she using the spoon to try to get something out, or put something in?

*a spoonful of sugar makes the unwilling boyfriend go down*

userlame

Minneapolis, MN

March 2003

SEP 01, 2003 11:55 PM

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Violet

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

SEP 01, 2003 11:55 PM

for some reason having a spoon in my gig, makes me think of vagina stew... this reminds me of a joke.

So a guy was going down on a girl one night, and as he is licking away at her lucious cooch, he gets a piece of corn in his mouth.. He looks up and says, hey, did you know you had CORN in your pussy? And she was like, "no that's strange..." He keeps on licking and he finds a piece of spinach... and He gets really disgusted and he looks up at the woman and said, "DOOD there is SPINACH IN YOUR PUSSY...are you SICK or something?!??! And she said no..." but the last guy who was down there was......."

hahahahaha.... god i'm lame

userlame

Minneapolis, MN

March 2003

SEP 01, 2003 11:56 PM

Mei said:
...*a spoonful of sugar makes the unwilling boyfriend go down*

bwaaaahahahahaha

mrluckys

Tempe, AZ

January 2003

SEP 02, 2003 12:01 AM

Mei said:
oh - i had a marble get stuck up there once.. but that's a whole different story...

i like story time.

*adds to my above list, a bag of marbles*

Sicily

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 02, 2003 12:01 AM

[So a guy was going down on a girl one night, and as he is licking away at her lucious cooch, he gets a piece of corn in his mouth.. He looks up and says, hey, did you know you had CORN in your pussy? And she was like, "no that's strange..." He keeps on licking and he finds a piece of spinach... and He gets really disgusted and he looks up at the woman and said, "DOOD there is SPINACH IN YOUR PUSSY...are you SICK or something?!??! And she said no..." but the last guy who was down there was......."

hahahahaha.... god i'm lame

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Edited on Sep 02, 2003 by Sicily]

Violet

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

SEP 02, 2003 12:03 AM

sicily, I think i love you. You laugh at all my lame jokes, and you offered to eat chicken from my pussy. Therefore i think that qualifies you to be my best friend.

isaiah

Portland, OR

May 2003

SEP 02, 2003 12:07 AM

God if I had one there's no telling what I'd do to myself. I'd definately try fisting. Knowing my luck though I'd probably hurt myself with whatever I used.

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