Worst.Sex.Ever.

not sure about one particular event but when my ex was top he was too out of shape to stay on top-- and I got crushed a few times to the point where I couldn't really breath and/or felt like I was about to die. yeah, I think I'm better on top

that sound so fucking gross... vaseline is like for cuts, not cunt

the last 6 months with my ex it got to the point that it was so redundant and ritualistic that after an hour and a half of trying to get something out of it i would go o o o and pull out go make a sandwich and go to sleep

I had 2 really bad times:
First time: I'd just broken up with my girlfriend of nine months and I ran into an ex-gf from high school who I never slept with at a club. We went back to a hotel (she was visiting from out of town) and start making out. She tells me she's still a virgin the second before we start having sex. I ask her if it's cool, and she says that it is, so we start. I'd get a rhythm going and she gets into it and starts moving with me, but she's doing it all wrong. So, I shift rhythms to make her hip thrusts match mine, then she changed her rhythm to make it like we were just wiggling together, no actual thrusting happening. This goes on for about 5 minutes before I pin her hips to the bed and try to fuck her properly. She wraps her legs around me and pins me to her and she's like wiggling around, not really doing anything for me, not even giving me a good hump. After about 5 minutes of her squealing as she's wiggling around, I pretended to cum (I was wearing a condom so she wouldn't know whether I did or didn't) so I could be done with it. I got up as she unwrapped herself, jumped in the shower and left.

Second time: This girl I met a few weeks before through a friend and I were instantly attracted to each other. Things started good enough. We'd just gotten back from a club we went to and the second my friends were out of sight we were all over each other. I was being a bit more aggressive than usual with her, she was into it. I wasn't being rough, just pretty forceful, and she was responding well to it. Then we start actually having sex, and things were going fine for about five minutes. I wasn't doing anything like pinning her or anything, I was just on top of her happily thrusting away. Then she freaks out, and starts practically yelling at me to get off of her and starts crying. I did, only to find out a minute later that she had a flashback to when she was raped. I felt terrible, she felt terrible. We never spoke of it again, nor ever tried to have sex.

Other really bad time: The sex was great, but the condom broke. We didn't realize it until after I came in her. (I thought it felt too good but thought the condoms {exta thin} were really good....) That was a rough two weeks until her period.

My second time ever, I drunkenly missed the Vag when attempting some doggy and she thought I was going for anal and started bitching me out, which made me sad and soft. Then she sucked me off and I came in her eye a bit so she teared up and kicked me out (and told all her friends).

Oh God the worst?? Probably this guy that I started seeing........when we had sex it was so small and there was no compensation verbally etc....I got up in the middle of it and said well if i'm not going to get anything out of this i'm just going to go home and get drunk.

I suppose there are two. During a party at my house a female friend of a roomate (yes i'd met her before) tried to help me get the guy I was after to leave the bar earlier and come home with me (or us) he ended up not showing and she "followed me home" and wouldn't stay off me. I was wasted and she was super into me. Afterwards she wanted to cuddle up and I kicked her to the couch with a blanket. At least she was cute?

Ah, the coining of a new phrase...