Love: Does Somebody Have to Die for the Romance to Live?

Catchy headline. I recently broke up with my boyfriend - he still wants me back, and is going through all the..."I need to see you...I need closure...I love you, I still miss you...the 8 reasons you gave me for breaking it aren't enough, I need to know more..." things.

The most romantic movies and love stories I can think of was when one (or possibly both) of the people in the relationship died while the love (and the relationship) were still strong. Love Story. Titanic. Does somebody need to friggin' DIE for the romance to live on? So the relationship doesn't have the chance to cool off and get to one or more of the following points:

*My God, you've put on a lot of weight!
*I don't love you anymore.
*I'm just not that into you anymore.
*It's not you; it's me.
*Our relationship has evolved into a friendship.
*You're not making the kind of money I thought you would.
*I'm in love with someone else, etc...

Yes. Please kill yourself.

Hahahaha, zing! So clever of you!

By the way...you have a lil' somethin'-somethin' on your face...

*goes to wipe it off for you*

Oh, it's some sort of growth. Never mind. Might want to get that looked at. You know, just sayin'.

Screenshot!

I'm totally posting this on LiveJournal.

I was just asking an honest philosophical question. I should have realized that SOMEONE from the SG peanut gallery would run with it.

Turns out, it happened to be this guy:



EDITED TO ADD:

Oh, crap, I just saw your profile pic and didn't read your profile. I mean, this girl. Whoops, srsly, sorry about that.

win.

NO ONE MAY JOKE IN MY THREAD!!!

I, for one, am surprised at non serious answers on a board populated mostly with threads like 'easy cum girls', 'boys kissing is hot' and 'thank god for the pussy shots from behind'

I'm on the fence on this one. I have yet to have a successful relationship last over a period of longer than two years. Not to say I haven't had relationships last longer than two years, it just that after the 2 year mark, they tend to take a downward turn. Coming up on two years with my current lady.... fingers crossed.

hahahaha, zing! so clever of you!

I think you're right; maybe there needs to be a real love and relationship board seperate from the "Sex Talk" board, honestly.

Honestly, no matter what the board, there are going to be off topic, unrelated, possibly personally offensive posts to pretty much anything.

It's part of the reason I love this website.

Yeah, I guess you're right; remind me not to wander too far away from IM IN UR and Sex Person Before You Part _.

I've mocked you in a thread before but since your comments are private i can't figure out what it was.

it was similar trainwreck to this though.

please find it so i may laugh again.

Jesus Christ, I've learned my lesson, no more serious topics on the boards, OK? I surrendered already. It's not funny after the person has already given up.

no really. i can't find it.
but i know you headed up another glorious mid-air-collition-conversation.

I wanna find it again.
I'll just copy and paste my witty repartee from there so i don't have to reinvent the wheel everytime you start a thread.

Dude...seriously, not funny anymore. In fact, I think I'm going to ask one of the moderators to close this thread.

LAST!

notice: I found it!

If you're like this now, I can't even begin to imagine what you were like in high school.

You were the ugly stoner kid that no one wanted to date, cause you didn't have a car until about 5 mins ago, am I right? Yeah, tell me I'm not right.

I dragged a shoe around behind me and called it my shoedogg. Everyday. for years. It's name was Shoebacca. and i looked like this:


i can imagine what you were like in high school.

That explains so much.