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Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

SEP 05, 2007 07:52 PM

Catchy headline. I recently broke up with my boyfriend - he still wants me back, and is going through all the..."I need to see you...I need closure...I love you, I still miss you...the 8 reasons you gave me for breaking it aren't enough, I need to know more..." things.

The most romantic movies and love stories I can think of was when one (or possibly both) of the people in the relationship died while the love (and the relationship) were still strong. Love Story. Titanic. Does somebody need to friggin' DIE for the romance to live on? So the relationship doesn't have the chance to cool off and get to one or more of the following points:

*My God, you've put on a lot of weight!
*I don't love you anymore.
*I'm just not that into you anymore.
*It's not you; it's me.
*Our relationship has evolved into a friendship.
*You're not making the kind of money I thought you would.
*I'm in love with someone else, etc...

confused confused confused

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 05, 2007 07:56 PM

Yes. Please kill yourself.

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

SEP 05, 2007 08:04 PM

Hahahaha, zing! So clever of you! whatever whatever whatever

By the way...you have a lil' somethin'-somethin' on your face...

*goes to wipe it off for you*

Oh, it's some sort of growth. Never mind. Might want to get that looked at. You know, just sayin'.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

SEP 05, 2007 08:17 PM

Screenshot!

I'm totally posting this on LiveJournal.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

SEP 05, 2007 08:21 PM

shocked

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

SEP 05, 2007 08:25 PM

I was just asking an honest philosophical question. I should have realized that SOMEONE from the SG peanut gallery would run with it. whatever

Turns out, it happened to be this guy:



EDITED TO ADD:

Oh, crap, I just saw your profile pic and didn't read your profile. I mean, this girl. Whoops, srsly, sorry about that.

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

SEP 05, 2007 08:39 PM

win.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

SEP 05, 2007 08:45 PM

NO ONE MAY JOKE IN MY THREAD!!!

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

SEP 05, 2007 08:49 PM

I, for one, am surprised at non serious answers on a board populated mostly with threads like 'easy cum girls', 'boys kissing is hot' and 'thank god for the pussy shots from behind' wink

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

Washington, USA

SEP 05, 2007 08:56 PM

Serious answer: I think it's possible without death.

Scott_Davidson

Scott_Davidson

Australia
April 2007

SEP 05, 2007 09:05 PM

I'm on the fence on this one. I have yet to have a successful relationship last over a period of longer than two years. Not to say I haven't had relationships last longer than two years, it just that after the 2 year mark, they tend to take a downward turn. Coming up on two years with my current lady.... fingers crossed.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

SEP 05, 2007 09:11 PM

Subrosa said:
NO ONE MAY JOKE IN MY THREAD!!!



hahahaha, zing! so clever of you! whatever whatever whatever

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

SEP 05, 2007 09:20 PM

DhD_No_Pants said:
I, for one, am surprised at non serious answers on a board populated mostly with threads like 'easy cum girls', 'boys kissing is hot' and 'thank god for the pussy shots from behind' wink



I think you're right; maybe there needs to be a real love and relationship board seperate from the "Sex Talk" board, honestly.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

SEP 05, 2007 09:24 PM

Violetta said:

DhD_No_Pants said:
I, for one, am surprised at non serious answers on a board populated mostly with threads like 'easy cum girls', 'boys kissing is hot' and 'thank god for the pussy shots from behind' wink



I think you're right; maybe there needs to be a real love and relationship board seperate from the "Sex Talk" board, honestly.



Honestly, no matter what the board, there are going to be off topic, unrelated, possibly personally offensive posts to pretty much anything.

It's part of the reason I love this website.

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

SEP 05, 2007 09:26 PM


Honestly, no matter what the board, there are going to be off topic, unrelated, possibly personally offensive posts to pretty much anything.

It's part of the reason I love this website.



Yeah, I guess you're right; remind me not to wander too far away from IM IN UR and Sex Person Before You Part _. biggrin

Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

SEP 05, 2007 09:32 PM

I've mocked you in a thread before but since your comments are private i can't figure out what it was.

it was similar trainwreck to this though.

please find it so i may laugh again.

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

SEP 05, 2007 09:35 PM

Jesus Christ, I've learned my lesson, no more serious topics on the boards, OK? I surrendered already. It's not funny after the person has already given up.

Maxx said:
I've mocked you in a thread before but since your comments are private i can't figure out what it was.

it was similar trainwreck to this though.

please find it so i may laugh again.



Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

SEP 05, 2007 09:38 PM

no really. i can't find it.
but i know you headed up another glorious mid-air-collition-conversation.

I wanna find it again.
I'll just copy and paste my witty repartee from there so i don't have to reinvent the wheel everytime you start a thread.

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

SEP 05, 2007 09:40 PM

Dude...seriously, not funny anymore. In fact, I think I'm going to ask one of the moderators to close this thread.

Maxx said:
no really. i can't find it.
but i know you headed up another glorious mid-air-collition-conversation.

I wanna find it again.
I'll just copy and paste my witty repartee from there so i don't have to reinvent the wheel everytime you start a thread.



Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

SEP 05, 2007 09:41 PM

LAST!

Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

SEP 05, 2007 09:44 PM

notice: I found it!

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

SEP 05, 2007 09:44 PM

Maxx said:
LAST!



If you're like this now, I can't even begin to imagine what you were like in high school. whatever whatever whatever

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

SEP 05, 2007 09:48 PM

You were the ugly stoner kid that no one wanted to date, cause you didn't have a car until about 5 mins ago, am I right? Yeah, tell me I'm not right.

Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

SEP 05, 2007 09:49 PM

Violetta said:

Maxx said:
LAST!


If you're like this now, I can't even begin to imagine what you were like in high school. whatever whatever whatever


I dragged a shoe around behind me and called it my shoedogg. Everyday. for years. It's name was Shoebacca. and i looked like this:


i can imagine what you were like in high school.

Riva

Riva

Apopka, FL
May 2005

SEP 05, 2007 09:51 PM

That explains so much.


I dragged a shoe around behind me and called it my shoedogg. Everyday. for years. It's name was Shoebacca. and i looked like this:


i can imagine what you were like in high school.



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