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CharlieLove

CharlieLove

Fiji
March 2006

SEP 06, 2007 11:48 AM

some guys like to be stepped on with stilettos, although you've probably done that. step on his balls with them?

Moneyshot29

Moneyshot29

Toledo, OH
May 2004

SEP 06, 2007 04:13 PM

make him jerkoff using icyhot or bengay as lube

Tinheart

Tinheart

Greenville, NC
October 2004

SEP 06, 2007 09:58 PM

i'm guessing you've already tried human furniture?

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

SEP 07, 2007 05:09 AM

Use dental equipment as local pressure tools of torture.

Moneyshot29

Moneyshot29

Toledo, OH
May 2004

SEP 07, 2007 05:24 AM

ooo invite several girlfriends over and make him be your nude waiter/butler for the evening

Moneyshot29

Moneyshot29

Toledo, OH
May 2004

SEP 07, 2007 05:28 AM

_CharlieLove said:
some guys like to be stepped on with stilettos, although you've probably done that. step on his balls with them?




I like the way you think

Louis_XIV

Louis_XIV

France
August 2007

SEP 07, 2007 10:34 AM

I realize that living in the 18th century has its advantages. No Rand Herp! Har har har.

As for Lucy's initial question, I had a short discussion with the Bastille's torture master. He suggested flaying, as the human skin is the last barrier of intimacy, removing it is quite humiliating.

Then again, I'm not sure if flaying is allowed in 21th century's New France...

My torture master also suggested using the patient's personal phobiae. If he suffers, for example, from aibohphobia, you may force him to recite palindroms in public.

Besides this, I don't have much to suggest you couldn't figure out for yourself. Forcing him to urinate into his pants on a ball; covering him with honey and burying him next to an anthill; putting maggots into his pants before going to the opera; forcing him to disturb a fox hunt disguised as bunny - all these ideas are not new and I am sure you already had them.

Did you already try the old trick with the goat and the salt on the feet?

IDGAS

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY
March 2004

SEP 07, 2007 09:33 PM

Louis_XIV said:
I realize that living in the 18th century has its advantages. No Rand Herp! Har har har.

As for Lucy's initial question, I had a short discussion with the Bastille's torture master. He suggested flaying, as the human skin is the last barrier of intimacy, removing it is quite humiliating.

Then again, I'm not sure if flaying is allowed in 21th century's New France...

My torture master also suggested using the patient's personal phobiae. If he suffers, for example, from aibohphobia, you may force him to recite palindroms in public.

Besides this, I don't have much to suggest you couldn't figure out for yourself. Forcing him to urinate into his pants on a ball; covering him with honey and burying him next to an anthill; putting maggots into his pants before going to the opera; forcing him to disturb a fox hunt disguised as bunny - all these ideas are not new and I am sure you already had them.

Did you already try the old trick with the goat and the salt on the feet?


Your Majesty;
Would it not be more entertaining to have him disguised as a fox?

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

SEP 08, 2007 07:49 AM

Flux said:
I love this thread for inventing Rand Herp.



There's nothing worse than the pustules of idiocy sprouting on one's "fountainhead."

Louis_XIV

Louis_XIV

France
August 2007

SEP 08, 2007 11:36 AM

IDGAS said:
Would it not be more entertaining to have him disguised as a fox?



Indeed, that would be much more entertaining. Especially if he wears a fresh fox hide, as the foxhounds are dressed to follow the fox smell.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

SEP 08, 2007 12:00 PM

Louis_XIV said:

IDGAS said:
Would it not be more entertaining to have him disguised as a fox?



Indeed, that would be much more entertaining. Especially if he wears a fresh fox hide, as the foxhounds are dressed to follow the fox smell.



I don't know where you came from, but you're my favorite new member since I don't remember when.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

SEP 08, 2007 03:25 PM

Louis_XIV said:

IDGAS said:
Would it not be more entertaining to have him disguised as a fox?



Indeed, that would be much more entertaining. Especially if he wears a fresh fox hide, as the foxhounds are dressed to follow the fox smell.



No. Furries are bad.

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

SEP 09, 2007 12:29 AM

_Poptard_ said:

I fail.



Fixed!

Lucy

Lucy

SUICIDEGIRL

Yemen

SEP 09, 2007 05:20 PM

_Poptard_ said:

Louis_XIV said:

IDGAS said:
Would it not be more entertaining to have him disguised as a fox?



Indeed, that would be much more entertaining. Especially if he wears a fresh fox hide, as the foxhounds are dressed to follow the fox smell.



No. Furries are bad.



Says you.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

SEP 10, 2007 02:32 AM

Lucy said:

_Poptard_ said:

Louis_XIV said:

IDGAS said:
Would it not be more entertaining to have him disguised as a fox?



Indeed, that would be much more entertaining. Especially if he wears a fresh fox hide, as the foxhounds are dressed to follow the fox smell.



No. Furries are bad.



Says you.



i don't know anyone, outside of a hilarious episode of Entourage, who can stay hard in a fur suit.

Lucy

Lucy

SUICIDEGIRL

Yemen

SEP 10, 2007 02:10 PM

d20 said:

Lucy said:

_Poptard_ said:

Louis_XIV said:

IDGAS said:
Would it not be more entertaining to have him disguised as a fox?



Indeed, that would be much more entertaining. Especially if he wears a fresh fox hide, as the foxhounds are dressed to follow the fox smell.



No. Furries are bad.



Says you.



i don't know anyone, outside of a hilarious episode of Entourage, who can stay hard in a fur suit.



If I had a cock and a furry suit, I would prove you SO wrong...

sillyswagger

sillyswagger

Danvers, MA
July 2005

SEP 15, 2007 02:34 PM

I've got one (by the way, the riding the leg thing was pretty hot, I never thought of that, maybe make him do it while watching in a mirror to see how he looks)

I remember seeing a cartoon many years ago that talked about how a man is comfortable naked in front of his doctor, and naked in front of his wife, but not naked in front of both of them. It showed a cartoon with a guy squirming in discomfort naked on an examination table, while his wife and doctor talked in front of him.

Think about making (forcing) him to take off his clothes in an uncomfortable situation. In front of you, and somebody else. He's used to it with you, but what if someone else was present?

Think about, you're and artist, and he's your model, he's posing for you, nude, and then the UPS, or FEDEX, or whatever, even pizza delivery comes by, and you answer the door to pay for the stuff and he's sitting there, not knowing what to do with himself.






Louis_XIV

Louis_XIV

France
August 2007

SEP 28, 2007 12:38 PM

I've never used this fabulous invention you call "telephone", but I imagine when you make him telephone with his mother while you do things to him his mother certainly would not approve, this could be quite embarassing for him.

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