The Irish are here now!

Hi all...new to this site, and just looking to see if anyone out there is from Ireland, or anyone interested in chatting to the Irish

Does "from Ireland by way of my ancestors fleeing the potato famine" count? Welcome. Points deducted for this being in Dirty Talk though.

i would say " go choke on a potato you fucking mc"...but i like irish people from ireland...i just loathe the ones that are decendants of the cowards that left in the big famine like myself....fucking green beer???where did they get that??? anyway, welcome to the site and chuckie augh laugh or however you spell it in gaelic....cheers...i should really get help for my self loathing thing...

NO I am in Ireland now,a nd always have been in Ireland. IN dirty talk becasue I wanna talk dirty to ladies who wanna chat to an irish guy!

Let the flogging begin...

i thought when people posted in dirty talk they wanted you to talk dirty to them....my head must be in the clouds cuz i am fisting myself and i can't find it....get it...more dirty talk...

Am I about to witness my first noob roast?

you were doing so well..

he6y...not nice clara...at talk dirty lol :p

Where is AL when we need her?

I think Scylla does the job, yes sir!

who said the irish didnt cum?

Top o' the mornin to ya! Keep your alans on ya bleedin alco. There be no brassers here. Don't try to be no caffler either or I'll be laughing me cacks off watching you be flamed.

Well, I'm an ex-pat. Born and raised in Galway.

However, this part of the site is for talking *about* dirty stuff, like ways to perform various sex acts etc. We're also a bunch of depraved pervs who will attack those who:

1. Don't read the FAQ
2. Ask about shaving, threesomes or such without searching the archives
3. Spell the words orgasm and masturbate wrongly

Did I miss anyithing?

j.

I was just living in Ireland for four months earlier this year, living in a town called Maynooth. Otther than that, my family came over about three or four generations ago from Ulster.

i met this transfer student from trinity college during a cold winter while squatting a railroad house in dinkytown, mn. and she was so wet behind the ears, from a village near cork, a real kulchie, if you know what i mean, anyway she goes reading every saturday in this old bookstore a block off campus and i go there on sat. too cuz they got a nice bathroom in the coffee shop next door that i can take a ho bath in, and we get to talkin' and she goes down to the tracks with me to "be a lil' subversive" and after a bottle of cheap wine and some ganja we start swapping spit and it gets a lil' heated and i turn her around and and push the back of her head out the window and i pull down her knickies from behind as i hike her skirt up, i let all four fingers slowly part her milky ass cheeks and drag my thumb down the crack as my middle finger touches on the slightest dew drop of moisture, i aggressively thrust my hand forward as i begin to nibble her left earlobe and put my hot breath on her neck, i cupped her mound as gently as i had been aggressive a moment before, i noticed her hair was a dark red and as i massaged her mond i imagined the pubic hair in my hand to be a similar color and that thought got me raging horny for some reason, i drug my hand back through and she was soaking wet to the point where i could feel a puddle forming in my palm as i seperated her labia and isolated her clit with a finger on each side and started to make gentle circular motions...she began a deep moan about then that seemed to been in time with the circular motions...i could feel fluid almost pouring between my fingers and as soon as she moaned a lil' higher pitched and off tempo i moved my hand back away from her swollen clit and stroked the area between her asshole and her cunt...the insides of her thighs were soaked by now and her neck and ear were red on the left because they had been getting all the attention and as i inserted one and then two fingers in her dripping puss i bit her hard one last time on the left and grabbed her hair and twisted her head so i could get at the right side...after a "yank" on her hair for good measure i reached down and undid my pants to free my throbbing shaft and i rubbed hard between her ass cheeks before inserting in her tight moist box to the hilt ever so slowly as i reached around and thought about that rusty brillo pad that had made me get so crazy to begin with and then as i was stroking her clit on the reach around i got an image of the pope in my head...he was not so mad about the sex, as he approved of not using a condom himself, but about getting her pregnant out of wedlock, so i stopped stroking her and stopped biting her and put that thumb in my mouth....her fluid tasted so good it almost made me cum too fast and i settled myself down by massaging her asshole with my spit until it bloomed like a tiny flower and i slowly inserted to the last knuckle....she drew a sharp breath and i whispered "subversion" slowly in her ear with a heavy breath...after a second of a pause she arched her back slowly and i continued to work my thumb back forth while giving her short fast thrusts that were not so deep and after she seemed on the verge i pulled out and slowly pushed it in her asshole ever so gently(i was pretty sure she had never done this before and a scream of pain would have certainly spoiled the mood) and once i was in past a good three quarters i reached around and began a circular stroking if her clit and bit hard on her neck to where i could feel her skin literally between my teeth...she arched harder and began a short thrusting movement as her juices flowed so intensely that i could her an occasional droplet hit the floor and then she came in such a way she was yelling gaelic out the window and i stopped moving and let her body spasms do the work...i thought about her coarse, wet pubic hair in my hand and pulled out and let a splash of jizz hit the small of her back and skirt and a second splash hit the top of her asscrack and i let the head of my cock lay there for a minute giving its last issue to the crack as i kissed her neck and nibbled both ear lobes......she turned slowly and put both her hands on my cheeks and gave me a long and passionate kiss...all i could think about was the carrot bottom bush, i wanted to see it in all its inspirational glory so badly, like a child anticipating a reward for good behaviour, i wanted to bury my face in its moist warmth...that was when she asked me what posessed me to do that and without thinking i said "the pope" and she shrieked and and bolted from the room and i never got to see even one single pubic hair that had gotten me so excited and curious to begin with....

Sweet man, thanks!
*washes hands*

The Irish are here, the Irish are queer, so get used to it!!

W T F...

Don't look at my sheep that way you bloody pervert.